From Wonkette ->
Screw Barack Obama and the pussy liberals with their “class warfare.” Conservative anger bear furry and professional Twitter troll Andrew Breitbart wants “warfare warfare,” because he is just murderously sick and tired of being called a homo by everyone, on Twitter. HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE. Andrew Breitbart is the world’s biggest victim, Andrew Breitbart in case you had forgotten about him during the time it took you to read those other words, Andrew Breitbart, and he is not afraid to “fire the first shot” in the bloody national civil war between conservatives and liberals that is about to start, tomorrow probably, over the mean things the Internet is saying about Andrew Breitbart. Bring it on, General Janeane Garofalo (?), you and your army of socialist space robots do not stand a chance. Video of Andrew Breitbart’s insane call to war [snip]
None of it makes any sense unless you understand fluent paranoid wingnut, but what we can make out sounds something like, “Andrew Breitbart will give the cue for the military higher-ups to napalm Janeane Garofalo and the conservative militia will finish off the rest of the Nazis with their guns, and the victory party will be held over Katie Couric’s corpse, on her front lawn.”
So, yeah, everyone stop calling Andrew Breitbart gay, on Twitter.
http://wonkette.com/453378/andrew-breitbart-longing-to-shoot-the-next-person-who-insults-him
18 Comments
Boise_Libsays...Yet another self- *promote
siftbotsays...Self promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Monday, September 19th, 2011 1:20pm PDT - promote requested by original submitter Boise_Lib.
ponceleonsays...Wow... he's pretty crazy.
Boise_Libsays...>> ^ponceleon:
Wow... he's pretty crazy.
Yeah, definite fear tag.
dystopianfuturetodaysays...Open fascism.
siftbotsays...Tags for this video have been changed from 'Breitbart, bullies, teenage kids, guns, we have the military' to 'Breitbart, bullies, teenage kids, guns, we have the military, fascist, fascism' - edited by dystopianfuturetoday
DerHasisttotsays...It's an interesting time to study American Studies. (I still blame the Puritans)
Peroxidesays...I guess that is what it all boils down to eh moneybags?
"We have the guns,"
that's your response to ongoing calls for redistributive justice?
But isn't it just revealing, I mean, how many poor people would he gun down in the streets,
how many single mothers would he fill with lead,
How many unemployed and disabled Vietnam vets would he curb stomp,
Just to avoid having to share.
Boise_Libsays...>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
Open fascism.
Thanks DFT, fascism tags were definitely needed here.
EvilDeathBeesays...I think it's time to step up the calling him gay on twitter if it bothers him so much. But subtly, for instance: "That Andrew Breibart, I don't know who he is or anything about him, but it's an irrefutable fact that he loves other men's penises." You know, subtle.
criticalthudsays...@DerHassittot
totally, the puritan ethos is insidious
i like to think the linchpin in the puritan ethos is "specialness" - endow everyone as god's chosen, or god's little lamb and you can start demanding through expectation and guilt. We end up with a bunch of selfish, self-centered, self-absorbed jerks who are out to prove and maintain their own egocentricity, to the exclusion of everyone and everything around them. it's what consumerism sells to. on an individual basis it ain't a big deal, but on a collective basis it's eating the planet.
Boise_Libsays...>> ^criticalthud:
@DerHassittot
totally, the puritan ethos is insidious
i like to think the linchpin in the puritan ethos is "specialness" - endow everyone as god's chosen, or god's little lamb and you can start demanding through expectation and guilt. We end up with a bunch of selfish, self-centered, self-absorbed jerks who are out to prove and maintain their own egocentricity, to the exclusion of everyone and everything around them. it's what consumerism sells to. on an individual basis it ain't a big deal, but on a collective basis it's eating the planet.
Hey @DerHasisttot, criticalthud is trying to communicate with you ^
Sagemindsays...When the talking ceases to emit change, people take up their guns.
When the death toll ceases to bring change, people will initiate discussions again.
lantern53says...He used to be a liberal.
rougysays...Leave it to a conservative to turn a figure of speech into a literal event.
quantumushroomsays...A healthy, logical response to liberal fascism and death threats.
volumptuoussays...Remember, Arianna Huffington created this monster.
TheFreaksays...What a joke for conservatives to believe they're the only ones with guns. The entire gun control mess is nothing more than a fabricated issue meant to polarize voters between the two parties. I know plenty of people who've jumped on the conservative bandwagon because their single issue is "gun ownership" and then they just join the conservative group-think echo chamber on every other issue.
But whatever...let's be clear; I have guns and I'm a liberal. The three people I went pidgeon hunting with this weekend are liberals and 3/4 of us are war veterans. If you're a gun toting conservative, don't feel too smug believing you're patriotically sheep dogging American society. Figuratively speaking, there are just as many scopes pointed in your direction as there are pointed outward from your camp.
Don't bother soothing your ruffled political feathers with Breibart's little macho fantasy...if the right-wing, armed, yahoos tried asserting themselves violently...well, it wouldn't go down quite the way you and Breitbart day-dreamed it would.
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