*eia at it's best.

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best title FTW

"Holy smokes! Are you crazy?"

I can't believe they did that on purpose. Must've been a rookie sailor that didn't know what the heck he was doing.

CRUNCH!

You had me at failboat

Ok...heads we go right, tails we go left...damn!

Voted for it just because of the title

I had to vote for this one. D'OH! Great title.

maybe an eye-patch or tri-corner hat hindered his starboard view...

he had more than a little captain in him.

hahaha did he think he could just STEP on the gas and accelerate away?

Great title, wingnut. Major upvote!

as a sailor... (adopts marinegunrock authoritative voice)

he was turning round, not trying to cut across. you can't stop a boat, you can only turn it round, or turn into the wind so the sails lose power and you float to a stop.

so, my guess is he was drinking (looks like a rich toy boat) and while opening the 3rd bottle of brandy he dropped a glass, and had to go down to get another one. while he was down there he was fellated by a blonde 18 yearold gold digger. he then returned to the wheel, and realised to his horror that he was already past the point of no return and could not avoid hitting the enormous thing in front of him. In desperation he turns into the wind, not wanting to accelerate by turning away from the wind.

oh, scratch that, he was under diesel power, sails down, he's just a moron. or he had an epileptic fit and you should all feel VERY bad for laughing at him. or it was a woman, and we all know women can't drive. or maybe this is snuff and should be redacted.

thankyou and goodnight.

I'm guessing something caught on the ruder stick/wheel.

Maybe they were going on autopilot and he just saw the ship as he came from under the deck, panicked and pulled on the wheel/stick.

I'm voting for just plain stupid.

Love the title!

Upvote for the narration.

*water

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