rofl, "what are we protecting you from? a wrong cheeseburger?"

i was waiting/hoping for something along the lines of "call back again, and i will send a deputy to you, but he will be arresting you for wasting our time and tax payer money"

oh well, still good. love how dumb some people are, and that they are allowed to breed their stupidity.

This fits:
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Carl's Jr. Computer: Enjoy your EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES!
Woman at Carl's Jr.: You didn't give me no fries, I got an empty box.
Carl's Jr. Computer: Would you like another EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES?
Woman at Carl's Jr.: I said I didn't get any!
Carl's Jr. Computer: Thank you! Your account has been charged. Your balance is zero. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase.
Woman at Carl's Jr.: What? NO!
[She hits the machine. An alarm goes off, and a sign appears on the computer saying "Carl's Jr. Frowns Upon Vandalism."]
Carl's Jr. Computer: I'm sorry you're having trouble. I'm sorry you're having trouble.
Woman at Carl's Jr.: My kids are starvin'!
Carl's Jr. Computer: [the woman kicks the computer, and it sprays a chloroform-like substance in her face, knocking her out] This should help you calm down. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes that no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr...”Fuck You, I'm Eating."

It's too bad you can't slap someone through the phone. They should have sent a deputy; one with a COPS camera crew.

If only getting pregnant was as hard as ordering a burger at Burger King!

[sighs at human race]