you're not Kevin Misner.

Almost all Christians are idiots and assholes. Almost all Atheists/Agnostics are irritatingly gay. Everyone else in between is a rapist and a jack off, and the few who haven't chosen a side regularly shit themselves.

Critique me now, please.

Hahah, *comedy. Seriously. Hanging monkey had me in stitches.

... huh?

get google chrome chump!

the last five seconds are worth the upvote alone.

great!

No. Just, no more. please.

*beg it on!

Hasn't the man proven he can take one just fine himself?

John McCain is so old that the jokes about him aren't funny anymore.

Whatever ya gotta do to get yr kicks.

can't stand the song, if that's what you're asking.

The video cuts out several seconds before some badass kicks sand in his face and every girl on the beach laughs.

How toasted were you when you decided to post this?