Good! Clay pigeons are FUCKERS.

she has very sad eyes.

Protip, "blue whale" is never the correct answer on QI for any question.

"Man, look at all those sparks from the car still hooked to the engine but dragging on the ground."
"Wait, what's that other area of sparks getting nearer?"
"Is that a tanker car about to ram the engine?"
"OHSHI-WARRGARBLE"

>> ^kronosposeidon:
She's dumb enough to think she still has a shot at the White House. She should get with George Bush and go on a brush-clearing tour. Of course Bush spent so much time on brush-clearing vacations that there's no brush left west of the Mississippi. He got my yard last summer.


I wish. I had a tree fall in my yard a few days ago. It was an old money tree that literally EXPLODED into millions of tiny branches and scattered itself over my yard like a fractal that divided by zero.

For a people who have anime, giant robots, and the most advanced electronics and automotive industries on the planet, they sure are easy to amuse, eh?

included in pretty much every movie that has had the displeasure of having Danny Elfman provide the soundtrack.

AF-RAC!


(seriously?)

oh wow, the crowd got one over on him with the song.

*beg

Microsoft is INCAPABLE of making a good commercial. I have never wanted to run out and purchase a Microsoft product after one. I only feel a need to commit an EPIC FACEPALM or seppuku.

Firefox + Adblock Plus = UNSTOPPABLE

no, what should REALLY piss you off is that fact that government provided free motorola 175 has voice dialing, and my goddamn iPhone doesn't.

I fully admit that I would NEVER make it as a doctor. I got weak in the stomach just watching this animation. I am suddenly EXTREMELY aware of my sternum.

>> ^EmptyFriend:
>> ^ponceleon:
Why is it that British comedians/actors know a lot of stuff, but we have Jeff Foxworthy, Jim Cary, and Elizabeth Hassellback?

Just give it time, I'm sure 1 or all of the big US networks are working on a show like this and the other brit clones. If they do though, they will probably get unfunny minor celebrity comedians over actual funny lesser known folks.
It'll probably star all the "comedians" from those VH1 nostalgia shows.