varietube, maybe you should turn your scorn on the mediocre press and the lifeless morons who feed it. They gave him such a shitty life, enjoyed mocking and humiliating him at every turn rather than grow their own talent for something.

This needs to make it to the top 15. I can't really imagine how someone can watch this and not vote for it.

I thought of that, EndAll, but left it unchecked since this first segment is less than 10 minutes long. I see your point, though.

I was thinking the same thing as iotic. I doubt people not sitting in the aisles less than 5 seats away from emergency exits would be smiling...

And all this time i though only scientology could save me from depression...

Their parents must be so proud.

What makes you say the US is the richest most prosperous country on earth? don't get out much, do you?

Jaace, his mom helps him into that suit every morning.