ARGH! My canned laughter must be broken! I laugh at everything! I didn't emit even a chuckle. Am I broken, or is this not funny, as I suspect?

ummm..yeah, this is WHY I didn't come to the Siftup the other day...Los Angeles!

Obama>McCain

Still, Obama...making me sadder, each and every day...

Couldn't they have dropped just ONE bomb in the middle of those people? Just one.

Wow...I live about 3 mins on foot from the red lion. I love this neighborhood...

Oh, if only I could down vote...my fingers would be so tired after this thread...

Nice in theory, meh in practice.

Life is Beautiful.

The ignore buttons saves me from so much RAGE! =) Yeah "Ignore"!

"reason why I ask you about the american dream is, well, I'm a liar and I'm going to ask you a hypothetical question about some business I'm not going to buy on my 40k a year non-tax paying wage"

Not only was it far more satisfying to imagine those people just jumping towards their deaths...I also wonder if they encountered any cave monsters at the bottom.

The only thing that spoils the movies is the movies.

Soiled my Futurama franchise they did!

...oh, that was a great night at the UCB...then again, every night is great at the UCB...

That just made me a sad panda

Did anyone else applaude after hearing that?