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Bill Burr on Plastic Surgery
QuboidYou have to press play.
Kept waiting for that to get funny... Still waiting
Amy hears sound for the first time @ 26 years old.
Quboid"My voice, is it soft or loud, or in the middle?"
She should have said:
"It sounds really nasally, there must be something wrong."
Behold The Majesty of Simcity GlassBox Simulation
QuboidClearly it's not online enough. Hey EA, we want the cities simulated server side too!
Jon Stewart Addresses Russian Dashcam Videos
QuboidI fucking hate region blocks.
May Be The Best Bus Stop Ever
QuboidChances are, you'll end up in a hotel bath filled with ice, minus one kidney.
Worth it, IMHO.
Yellow convertible w/smiling chick offering ride...Yeah, that seems dangerous....
Crows Having Fun on Snow Covered Cars
QuboidAnthropomorphise you say?
I imagine the crow sliding down the window saying "weeeeeee, I can fly! ... oh right, I'm a bird, I *can* fly".
amazing
QuboidSomewhat amazing, but this should have a much more descriptive title.
Review - Far Cry 3. Best reviewer since Zero Punctuation
QuboidThat was surprisingly good, and I managed to understand pretty much all of it.
I was wondering how much of it non-Brits could understand. Hell, even some Brits would struggle with that accent. But it's nye problem for me!
This is what the Internet was made for: 2012 Edition
QuboidAbout 30% of that is just gratuitous shots of attractive young women.
That's way too low. It should be 80%, minimum.
Christian Logic
QuboidThere's also set A.1, all creatures great and small - a subset of all things and a superset of birds.
Stewart Lee - Political Correctness Gone Mad
Quboid*dead
"What knockers" - once a compliment, now a restraining order
QuboidExactly - political correctness has little, if anything to do with it (and I don't think @radx actually meant otherwise in his/her title). It's a joke, it's funny because it's well scripted and well acted and that's timeless.
It seems there are many people saying political correctness has gone too far (and IMHO sometimes it does) while others say modern society is too liberal and decency has gone out the window (and IMHO sometimes it has). On the whole, we are now allowed, to a point, to express ourselves but are no longer allowed to call people of a different race insulting names, for example.
It's not perfect, but I think we're in a much better place now than, say, 60 years ago when women weren't allowed to wear short skirts but you could bar black people from entering your business.
When I hear the phrase "it's political correctness gone mad", I hear "now when I'm a bigoted asshole, someone will call me out on it".
Stewart Lee sums my feelings up pretty well (edit: damn, the video's dead).
See, the thing is that this is an actual joke. Multiple meanings of the word "knockers", potential embarrassment on the part of Dr. Frankenstein, unexpected grace when Inga accepts the 'compliment'; there's a lot going on in a seemingly simple joke. Too many contemporary movies would just have a big slob walk up to a woman, stare at her breasts, and say, "What a huge rack!" and consider that to be somehow funny.
"How DARE You Cut Me Off Motherf...... oh, go on then"
QuboidWhat do you do when a Doberman humps your leg? - Fake an orgasm.
What do you do if a BAMFing tank cuts you off? - Smile and wave!
A Serbian Film - Extended Unrated Trailer
Quboid*dead
Major Scaled #2 : REM - "Recovering My Religion"
QuboidI thought that was "Shiny Happy People", the original.
This is what REM sounds like on the radio in Bizarro World.