that is positively charming. the fact that the bird is clearly bopping his head with the beat of the song, and by the end appears to predict the next line. marvelous.

backflippin so bitchin'ly that you stop an avalanche.

at that point the rain is going sideways anyway.

i like how he turns the headlight on. Safety first, kids!

"Clearly you've brought the package." *camera zooms out*

*beg

I work at one of those places! I'm one of the people who physically puts the order in the boxes (which, btw, I have to make each box myself. they don't come pre-made like I'm some namby-pamby).

It's pretty eye opening what people will put in a single order. The one that has made me the most uncomfortable would have to be a copy of the new testament, a children's book, and a penis pump. the straight-up strangest order I ever fulfilled was an instruction book on bondage knots, a copy of Mein Kampf, and a digital camera. the camera just changed it from strange to straaaaaange.

upvote for the actual disgusting spit take I just did all over my computer.

everyone in this video is pretty cute.

those weren't TIE fighters. idk what they were, but TIE fighters were never that successful.

you are now aware that your jaw has weight and you are holding it up.

lol the 18th green. as opposed to the 18 fairway?

>> ^alcom:

Is is just me, or were the pews extremely quiet during this sermon?


applause? laughter? yea, it's just you.

what the hell kind of ending is that????

WHY DID HE SHAVE OFF THAT GLORIOUS MANE???