I'm kosher baby, so "L'Chaim"

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
no, what i meant was... "that cheesecake i made my mom on monday reminds me too much of the "cheese cake" you keep under your foreskin"
seriously dude, if youre not gonna clean it, cut it.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
I know what you meant to say was: "I was just trying to get high so I snorted some ketamine. For a minute I thought I could smell the color 'purple'"

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
i was just making some ginger bread. some of the spice got all up in my nostrils.
for a minute i thought i could smell your ginger balls.
fucking. tangy.

I know what you meant to say was: "I was just trying to get high so I snorted some ketamine. For a minute I thought I could smell the color 'purple'"

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
i was just making some ginger bread. some of the spice got all up in my nostrils.
for a minute i thought i could smell your ginger balls.
fucking. tangy.

I just read this today. Please PLEASE PLEASE do this!

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
thinker 247 and i have epic plans to crash teabagging parties... my sign will read "i refuse to pay to educate your kids, but i will enthusiastically pay to send your kids to war or prison!"

I'm not surprised that you're a mommy now...with all that fucking it was inevitable.

...shoulda taken the load in your mouth and your tits like a good little girl. But I guess that's too conformist for you. Maybe next time you can eat a skeet-laden watermelon just for the kicks

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
also on a different trip to san diego we broke into the sauna of the same fancy pants hotel iv stayed at and had sex in the sauna. it sounded like a hilarious and grand idea at the time. but it was fucking terrible. like trying to get off in a public gas chamber and then realizing you dont have an asphyxiation or exhibition fetish.

dont believe me? still think sauna sex is a good idea? ask her.
when i got back to texas that summer i told her all about it.

one day when lavoll and i finish writing and composing my autobiographical broadway musical, the program insert will include a map off the places i did horrid debaucherous things in your town so you can attempt to follow in my footsteps. good luck though.

would you believe im actually a nice straight laced mommy now? i read my children bedtime stories by 830 everynight and make art and go on imagination trips to the jungle and outerspace with them. well i do.
fuck you i dont care what you think. ginger balls.

I think I read a children's book with the same storyline as what you just told me. Maybe it was a Shel Silverstein poem...either way you shoulda taken a trip into uncle touchy's naked puzzle basement...

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
i saw my vagina tell you her san diego story.
i have no distinct feelings toward san diego either way but, im going to tell you one of my san diego many stories.
1999. 17 year old bald headed bea is in love with a beautiful schizophrenic crusty gutter punk from san bernardino.
they go to san diego together. they are guttering around town late at night after dark. stoned. theyre in a field somewhere around town, like a large field in between an office building and a hotel. i have no idea where really. at the back of the field there seems to be just a random shortish iron fence. whatever. sit down to drink their malt liquors. then they get busy with the doin its. mid doin its some fucking train full of windows and people comes out of nowhere and drives by. right on the other side of that iron fence that were right next to. we could clearly make out several faces so we know they could also probably clearly make us out.

the best part is that im bald and boyish and were doin it doggy style, so hopefully they thought it was 2 dudes going at it. hopefully it was horrifyingly inspirational to them. hopefully this story is also horrifyingly inspirational to you. i strongly encourage ambiguous teenage sex all over the streets of your fair town.

youre welcome.

thanks for the promote!

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
*promote

Thanks for the links! Yea I heard that you can't catch up on sleep, but I've always wondered the validity of that since when I've missed out on sleep during the week I always sleep in late on the weekend. I want to take an easy weekend this weekend before school gets too heavy. As for the diet, I stay below 1950 calories a day. Maybe I hover around 1750 to 1850 a day. I did notice a difference when I first started limiting my diet, but now either I'm used to it, or whatever else is causing my tiredness is overriding this effect.

I think my girlfriend would agree that I shouldn't masturbate so much...I never leave any fun for her.

I think I'll trust you on these because your avatar is smoking a very distinguished pipe

In reply to this comment by JiggaJonson:
if you average less than 8 hours you may be suffering from sleep debt
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_debt
It's sort of like real debt where if you miss a payment you cant just resume your normal payment schedule. You need to make that payment.
So if you get 6 hours of sleep for 5 days straight you've missed 2 hours of sleep each night and 10 hours need to be made up. That's the idea anyway. Take a lazy saturday to catch up on some ZZZzZZZz or just go to bed earlier :-P

You may also want to look into a low calorie diet aka calorie restricted diet
http://www.oprah.com/printarticlefull/oprahshow/20090305-tows-oz-calorie-restriction
people who go on calorie restricted diets report very high energy

you could also try jerking off less (than every day) I find when my brain is "looking for sex" im much more alert. After I've done the big dirty i'm always sleepier. Good luck

turns out you're a protector. My ancestors say "thank you"

I've read in numerous places that somebody would have to be crazy to marry you...literally crazy.

I interpreted that to mean that you're a tranny. That's pretty awesome though...

I read this Stephen King book called "Insomnia".

...it put me right to sleep

That way I can take some credit for that video making it to the top 15. Whether, what I did actually helped it, you'll never be able to prove.

In reply to this comment by EDD:
I'm not sure whether that *quality will pay back (since the video was already on the very front of the page), but thanks a lot, buddy. Here's a little something I think you as a fellow math/logic aficionado will enjoy (and by enjoy I mean feel pretty mindfucked):
http://www.mindcipher.net/puzzle/115-three-idols

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
*quality!!!!

what happened to the "home" button? I remember when I was stuck in a channel I'd hit home and go back to a non-channel videosift. Can I not do that anymore?

I was trying to display the hypocrisy in his statement about "best schools" and then using a wikipedia quote. I agree that wikipedia is an EXCELLENT place to start research, but only in browsing their sources will you go far enough beyond wikipedia to not get docked points on a paper at the "best schools" or even community college...

Because wikipedia has a bad rap with the more controversial topics, being that they've had problems with articles changing for someone's personal gain, college staff has pretty much ruled out wikipedia as a valid source of information. At my college anyway. All you need for "valid" research is 1 degree beyond wikipedia.

In reply to this comment by xxovercastxx:
>> ^rottenseed:
Anybody who has been to an average school let alone the "best" would know that quoting wikipedia as a source of your argument is a NO-NO.


Why? It's about as accurate as any other encyclopedia and certainly more up to date.

Would it have been better if he said the quote was from orwell.ru?

This idea that Wikipedia is useless is ridiculous. Read it with some skepticism, as you should with any encyclopedia, and check the source citations, which may not be an option with a traditional encyclopedia.

try again without the quotes. thanks

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
*dupeof="http://www.videosift.com/video/Dry-Ice-Idiots"

I updated the tags original as well. No wonder the dupe checker missed it.

dude your videos are always amazing