I'm schmawy for scawing you wif my scweamah

Cheap cologne will only take away from the K-Y/motor oil fusion that I normally reek of. It's either that or a mix of hair gel, axe, and gelato.

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
i collect sex toys. you are no match for any of them. and i can smell the cheap cologne dripping off of your pictures.


In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Don't let the exterior fool you...I'm more jew nerd than I appear. I like being prematurely judged because it makes me more secure about "premature" problems I have of my own. For best viewing effect of my pictures, turn you vibrator to level 8...it hurts so good, don't it?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
the rain finally stopped. i hope youre dead.

also, i smelled around your blog. you look like more guido douchebag than i would have expected.

Don't let the exterior fool you...I'm more jew nerd than I appear. I like being prematurely judged because it makes me more secure about "premature" problems I have of my own. For best viewing effect of my pictures, turn you vibrator to level 8...it hurts so good, don't it?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
the rain finally stopped. i hope youre dead.

also, i smelled around your blog. you look like more guido douchebag than i would have expected.

Thanks for the skull fuck.

no matter what sets you off, remember that um...remember to...um...

...if you build it, they will come

In reply to this comment by cdominus:
I'll be good. I was in a bad place at the time and something here set me off. To tell you the truth I can't even remember exactly what set me off in the first place.

You have to be able to promote, then I can invite you in to it. I don't remember, can gold stars promote other people's sifts now?

In reply to this comment by Fusionaut:
Excuse me my good man, but how does one join your self-promote playlist group? Cheerio!

I can tell because one they put in my mouth and the other they put in my ass

In reply to this comment by GeeSussFreeK:
Hehehe I saw your joke thread, so I thought I would post here. I don't want or need an promote or anything, I just like jokes. So here we go.

How do you tell the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? Taste.

nein...but I'm about 80% sure it has to do with sitting at my desk being bored all day. It seems when I'm running around all day my energy levels are higher. Maybe I shouldn't have a desk job...

In reply to this comment by imstellar28:
gracias, so you feeling any less fatigued lately?

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
*promote

I'm guessing you thought coma divine was the best and deadwing the worst. A lot of people don't like deadwing, but as I was introduced to them with their In Abstentia album, deadwing was a nice dark follow up. Once I heard Coma Divine though, I wondered why they decided to stray from that sound.

In reply to this comment by Farhad2000:
It's funny how you picked to me one of their best and worst albums as a combination.

I guess now i have to listen to it.

I really miss them doing stuff like Voyage 34.

Not only did they cause bad weather, but they were the reason for the Holocaust.

As far as me personally causing you bad weather...my witchcraft must be a bit rusty. I thought I was doing a spell to make you have a stroke. Oh well...

...now if you'll excuse me I've got to go apply some more black nail polish and listen to some death metal band with a gruesome name like "dead fetus" or something like that

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
my schizophrenic german immigrant family always told me jews were responsible for bad weather.

iv and i found ourselves unemployed and childless on the first friday night in probably 8 years. we just tried to see george clinton and parliament funkadelic at an outdoor jazz festival. it was cancelled due to seriously inclement weather. so then we decided wed go see inglorious basterds because moms NEVER get to go to movies, it rained so hard i couldnt even see where i was driving. we were 10 minutes late and the power was out.

thanks you fucking jerk.

who knows when we will ever have these opportunities again.

and since we had nothing else to do we sat on my front porch and chain smoked in the rain for HOURS. thanks for giving us pneumonia.

I think it's because you're to afraid to use your mind. You would prefer to fall in line with the rest of the racist sheep instead of being a pioneering poet in the world of racism. Step out on a limb and give a stereotype nobody has thought of before. Write a limerick about the laziness of mexicans or the poor credit score of blacks. The world is your inferior oyster ready to be made fun of. You see, dag's not challenging our freedom of speech, he's challenging our creativity. He wants his site full of the most rich, authentic, original racism. This isn't youtube, faaaaaaaaaaaaaag

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
i completely reject this statement.
maybe thats the difference between me and a jerk like you. i have the courage of my convicttions. coward.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
no no no...shhhhhhhhhhh. You can't actually USE derogatory names. That's the line you have to walk on you stupid cunt.

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
im disappointed in you. everyone i ever met in california called them beaners. in texas we call them wetbacks.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Circumcision is both to promote cleanliness and to reduce sexual sensation...

...you know 2 things Mexicans don't practice, cleanliness and abstinence

Dag would be mad at how insensitive that is to Mexicans, but everybody knows Mexicans don't have the internet yet...or running water...or a cure for polio

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
i knew you were a fucking jew when you tried to gyp me on the price of the blowjob.

ps. im leaving this crass racist offensive message on your profile in hopes of getting in on some of this hot bdsm handcuff action.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
I'm kosher baby, so "L'Chaim"

no no no...shhhhhhhhhhh. You can't actually USE derogatory names. That's the line you have to walk on you stupid cunt.

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
im disappointed in you. everyone i ever met in california called them beaners. in texas we call them wetbacks.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Circumcision is both to promote cleanliness and to reduce sexual sensation...

...you know 2 things Mexicans don't practice, cleanliness and abstinence

Dag would be mad at how insensitive that is to Mexicans, but everybody knows Mexicans don't have the internet yet...or running water...or a cure for polio

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
i knew you were a fucking jew when you tried to gyp me on the price of the blowjob.

ps. im leaving this crass racist offensive message on your profile in hopes of getting in on some of this hot bdsm handcuff action.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
I'm kosher baby, so "L'Chaim"

Circumcision is both to promote cleanliness and to reduce sexual sensation...

...you know 2 things Mexicans don't practice, cleanliness and abstinence

Dag would be mad at how insensitive that is to Mexicans, but everybody knows Mexicans don't have the internet yet...or running water...or a cure for polio

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
i knew you were a fucking jew when you tried to gyp me on the price of the blowjob.

ps. im leaving this crass racist offensive message on your profile in hopes of getting in on some of this hot bdsm handcuff action.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
I'm kosher baby, so "L'Chaim"

I don't know if this is real or not...I don't think I need to know, it's great either way.

In reply to this comment by Farhad2000:
Not as good as http://www.rolcats.com/

I'm still feeling the effects of my fatigue so I went back to this blog post and started to read your dietary analysis. I started to get excited until a certain point I realized that the diet you've planned for me is typical to what I eat now. Other than I enjoy sandwiches, so I like to use bread at lunch and I enjoy eggs at breakfast. I'm going to try this a little more closely. Maybe cut out anything I have with "a nutrition label". We'll see how that goes.

In reply to this comment by imstellar28:
>> ^blankfist
Second, you need to eat less carbs. A low carb diet will slow you down for the first week or so as your body goes through keitosis.

I find it quite interesting that we have not only the same (correct ) views on political systems, economic systems, and human rights...but we have the same view on nutritional science. If I had to guess, I would say it must be the personality trait of "intellectual curiosity."

I digress...

rottenseed - take it from me, your friendly libertarian free-market economist nutritional scientist,

You are tired because you are
1. Not sleeping well
2. Not eating well
3. Overexerting yourself
4. Chemically/Biologically flawed

I'm going to take a guess and say 3 and 4 aren't the case, so heres my advice:

To improve sleep:
- Double check the sleep apnea (do you breath through your nose or mouth when sleeping?)
- Do you wake up throughout the night? Even if you are in bed for 8 hours, if you keep waking up you aren't getting good sleep. Try sleeping in a pitch black room - it will help you sleep soundly throughout the night.

To improve nutrition:
- I'm guessing you are on the typical American diet, 70/20/10 Carbs/Protein/Fat aka the fast track to diabetes, heart disease and cancer. While the long term side effect of this diet are quite fatal, the short term side effects aren't so great either: lethargy and lack of energy.
- Food is the most powerful drug known to man. The advice I'm about to give you will not only extent your life, it will increase your energy and happiness while you are alive. Heed this advice for even a single week and you will literally feel better than you ever have in your life:

1. Try not to buy anything with a nutritional label - so avoid flour, sugar, bread, rice, cereal, baked goods any thing which has a "Daily recommended value" listed on it.
2. Shop only on the outside walls of the supermarket. This means fresh fruit, vegetables, nuts, beef, poultry, pork, and seafood.
3. Eat these foods 3-4 times a day in approximately the following ratios:

Meat: One serving the size and thickness of your palm
Vegetables/Fruits: One serving equal to what you can hold on both hands
Nuts/Fat: One serving equal to the size of your thumb

These are helpful guidelines, what you are aiming for is increase your dietary intake of protein to induce ketosis with sources such as fresh meat and poultry, increase your intake of monounsaturated fats with sources like olive oil, avocados, and nuts, and replace the glucose-spiking refined carbohydrates prevalent in an American diet with high-vitamin, low GI carbohydrates such as fresh fruits and vegetables.

Try this for even 3 days, and you'll see a massive difference.

Breakfast
Bacon
Fresh cantaloupe and watermelon
Smoked Almonds

Lunch
Black Forest Ham
Mixed fruit (blueberries, strawberries, kiwi, pineapple, grapes)
Avocado
Feta cheese

Dinner
16 oz grilled rib-eye steak
Asparagus
Green beans
Brazil nuts