she will be forever scared for life when she understands where tasty hamburgers come from.

Hes working on his wind sprints, wants a tasty park goer like he had last spring

My gf had terrible headaches, constant nausea, and terrible drowsiness whenever she was hungry for her entire life... until I met her. I suggested she might be hypoglycaemic and should carry around a sugary treat or drink wherever she goes. She started doing that and quickly her hunger sickness symptoms could be basically controlled. But they were still there. One thing I always found strange about her eating habits was her insistence on having lots of bread. She never felt satisfied or full without bread.

After a year of doing that my mom suggested she might be gluten intolerant. My gf had never heard of the concept, had zero friends on any kind of gluten free fad diets. She decided to give it a shot, no gluten for 4 weeks. Boom all symptoms gone. More tests led her to trying out gluten after a week, and what do you know it was back. She waited two weeks, back again. Eventually she figured out a system in which she could have a gluten meal/snack/treat every four weeks without symptoms appear.
Also, she started to feel satisfied and full without an urge to eat bread, almost like the bread caused a weird drug like addicting withdrawal cycle which seemed to be why she always craved it. The gluten seems to build up in her system, or at least the allergic reaction and her body goes through a withdrawal after she has had too much, or too much too frequently, and doesn't get more in her system soon enough.

I eat gluten just fine. Together we eat vegetables, meat, fruit, and occasional pieces of the best gluten free bread (most of its sucks). I tend not to eat tasty gluten stuff around her unless it is a treat day for her Gluten products also make people fat, so it really isn't a problem to not eat them. No one on the planet requires gluten to live a healthy lifestyle. Bread, white bread in particular just gets converted into sugars and fat inside the body. It is empty calories.

Poor sharks, that funny looking seal wasn't nearly as tasty as it looked,,,

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aww ching, don't be like that. I know you care, since you decided to comment.

As for why.... because it's just bad food. It's unhealthy and more importantly, it tastes like crap.

I have nothing against unhealthy food, but if I'm going to eat something unhealthy, it can at least be tasty too.

Depends on what you're into. In terms of tenderness, Filet Mignon basically trumps because it's insanely soft, even when cooked up to well-done.

If you want a flavourful steak, go for anything with a "Bone In". That would be a rib-eye, bone in rib steak, T-bone, etc. Typically they're more flavourful steaks because they tend to be "fattier", and fat = taste.

The "baseball" and "coulotte" steaks are typically beef for the sake of beef, usually not going to be the focus of your dish, it'll be something that gets topped off with blue cheese or garlic butter as another type of flavour.

Flank, Skirt, "hanger" and most other types of steaks are also not typically the focus of your meal, but will usually be cooked up for other parts of it. (Order steak fajitas at a restaurant? 90% chance it's one of these three steaks.)

The key factor to almost all of them though is marbleization, which refers to the amount of good fat that's weaved its way through the cut. It may look gross when raw because it's honestly like a buncha white shit on your steak but once that's cooked up that's where the flavour comes from.

My personal choice for a steak is the Bone-in wing steak. It's effectively a giant slice of prime rib roast that's been cooked up like a steak. Very tender, lots of flavour, and at the end, as long as you don't mind looking like a neanderthal, you can actually just chew the meat off the bone for some of the most tender / tasty steak you'll ever have.

It certainly looks tasty and all, but one of the primary selling points of a cheese toastie is it's quick, low effort and creates very little washing up.

Alright alright alright. Let's all calm down and watch me eat these tasty pancakes!

Oh, so tender and tasty...then again, officer friendly there could have taken her home, semi-domesticated it and learned a bit about himself while raising and caring for her....and THEN filled the entire freezer (and not necessarily with this one)!

I sir, LOL at your jokes! - cause it's the right thing to do, and a tasty way to do it!

In the kangaroo's defence, penguin is very tasty.

Hopin' that oritteropo doesn't mind and apologies for posting the recipie contestants intentions submitted to my profile before I do it now, so I am asking here of user orriteropo if he'd like to have me post his entry here, in the public purview, since it was after all, submitted and has been approved as number 3...? Sounds like a tasty treat fit for the running so far, my oven marks go to 6 so I'd guess I can get it to happen close, I would like a name for these droplets of baked wonderfulness though...,make one up f ya have to or ask-about??-

and we Thank you darlin', from the very topper-most of the heart!

Won't you be the first to offer-up a tasty cookie-plan alien-gal??? Just like yer granny used to send ya in the mail should you be the first thru third to five and perhaps the only goer at this rate....-Love a challenge, and remember, "There's a prize in every package!"




Times-a-wastin' folks, I'd like to get this bakin' ball-a-rollin' downhill before June, got those summer evil-twin birthday packages to get out y'know....

@bobknight33
cognitive dissonance+circular logic=your comment

you state its all the governments fault.
you give an example of massive amounts of "aid"

care to clarify that position?

because i actually agree with you but i suspect it is for different reasons.

when we look at government subsidies (welfare/aid),the largest recipient by far is american corporations.we even subsidize CEO pay,not to mention subsidizing their slave wage work force.

so can you tell me who the TRUE welfare queens are?

and did you just equate our government and its corporate socialism to being "kind,nice and trying to do the right thing"?
and that somehow this government altruism is bad for capitalism?

seriously?

it wouldnt happen to have anything to do with the army of corporate lobbyists that stampede congress/senate and the judiciary now would it?

all with their hands out.looking for some tasty welfare.

noooooooo...corporations are GOOD for the economy!
they are the "job creators" (like wall mart) and all that extra profit will rain down upon us common folk like mana from heaven.

here is how our current system plays out:
socialism for the rich.
capitalism for the poor.

we dont have capitalism.
our government is bought.
they no longer work for you,nor me.we have become irrelevant.

capitalism.
sounds like a great system.
we should try it sometime.