Not all kids are dirty and smelly, at least not as you seem to think they are. Mine have thick 'curly' fur but doesn't hold dirt or smells, and I wash them at least twice monthly (more if they pee their pants) so they have little smell. What smell they do have, I enjoy... maybe too much. Their teeth are good and some are still coming in, so their breath doesn't stink...yet. They still have new baby smell, even though they're 2 and 4. I'm sure some people hate that smell, but I'm not one of those people. I do however strongly dislike the smell of unwashed, slobbery, oily, sweaty, stinky, poo-butted dogs, especially when wet! I mean that literally!

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Don't forget it helps to wash your foot right away after you remove the sweaty sock! That is; if you're young and ready to get right back out there with a new sock and some more athletic activities!

Strategy is what makes F1 more interesting to watch than other sports, which are typically just a bunch of sweaty morons running around on a lawn.

Team orders have always been a good thing and people who don't like them are intellectually and morally subhuman.

Willing to guess..that the so-called heckler there who asked Obama aloud his inane shit and reset the wannabe president's unscripted ass, was followed home by assholes, or is inna box being questioned somewhere as we speak so....fuck all you Obama dick-riders out there, you suck sweaty, unwashed and hope-ridden ballzack

Oh wait! You can vote for someone else in one of the 2 parties that makes you feeeeel goood because of what you heard while trying to decide what frappa-latte-jizmo yer gonna have for the fast-breaking, non-nutritive brain-lozenge before unconsciousness grips you and then beddy-bye.

There's yer choice peeps. 1 of 2 shit-heals, whoever they may be.

Election 2016-As flat 'n refreshing as an un-fizzy soda pop found in a bus terminal with some hideous shade of lipstick on the cap and you drink it anyway...cause yer whore-mongering ways are so, so cozy....

....gonna write-in 'cocksucker' when floating by the polls next go-round, maybe watch some Finnish porn after-

Think of it more like a slap in the face. Like, saying: "hey, dumbass, you're a dumbass and here's why." It's illustrating the ridiculousness of Putin's stance on "public displays of homosexuality." Come on . . . football . . . a bunch of men in tight spandex grabbing each other's asses while grabbing for a ball . . . wrestling is nothing but a bunch of sweaty men groping each other . . .and neither allow women . . . all while millions of people watch who get's to be on "top" and "dominate" the other. It makes Freud proud.

As a biker I got sweaty palms just watching that, and full respect to that RS6.

At 300km/h you're covering just over 83m (272ft) every second.

If there's one thing I've always thought the subway lacked, it's sweaty people.

(Possibly less of an issue in Moscow, in fairness.)

Oi, watching that made me all sweaty with nerves. They got some skills.

Imagine a sweaty, hairy, fat, white dude making those faces.
And that's how I look during sex.
Enjoy.

Eeeeww, sweaty seat!

Very serious message though, it must be an horrendous way to go trapped in a car like that

The rider's description of what happened really primed me for something bad on the cop's end. Yeah cops can be dicks but regardless of the law, breaking (the motorcycle) like that is not at all a good idea. Honestly I'm left thinking the rider's an idiot, you can see (and hear) he's very nervous in the video, now with the video hes trying to compensate back.

Read the whole description he left. There is so much mental priming and self justification in his words that we are left with "here me, the good guy/badass/doesn't give a shit about anybody/stays cool in sweaty situations, is getting harassed by doucher mc doucherton aka the 5 - O aka the guy that doesnt give a shit about anybody, and you know stuff happend all that matters is hes gonna pay"

If it wasn't a cop and it was someone just as angry, he might have been in a lot more real trouble.

The only time that dude will ever be happy to have a massive sweaty man jump on him.

Judging by how sweaty that one guy is, yes, they've been at this for a while.

Why not just go with 10 people and really nail it?