Not a fork! Not a spoon! A...fpoon.

Just cut them in half and spank the seeds out into a bowl by hitting the back with a wooden spoon. You chop a few seeds, but you can still eat the cut seeds just as well as the whole ones, and it's much quicker than this!

Manic depression and an audience are all one needs to start a religious mob/ice cream social. Oh, and ice cream...and some plastic spoons....and another addition to our building for youth meetings.

I do the spoon thing! You just tap off any runny liquids before you stick it in the handle.

I can see the pot spoon thing not working too well as liquids on the spoon could run down the handle. I'd be concerned about filth being on the foil lid of the apple sauce.

Sooooo, when you go down on a lady you bring a spoon? Actuallly, dont answer that.

ps. I'm actually quite surprised that almost half of women have tried anal. Lil sheltered ol me.

Yeah, different vid. This one is "Keep your camera on":

The only issue would likely be if the hook(s) got caught in it's intestines. With any luck, they would be degraded enough by stomach acid that they would break if caught. Consider the size of the animal, a piece of wire and a few beads and/or spoons would pass right through, probably un-noticed. Even the lead shouldn't be a problem. These animals eat full size seals, with sharp heavy bones all the time, and they do just fine. That said, it would have been the right thing to do to remove the tackle before feeding the whales.
Now, when this happens salmon fishing it's usually a seal stealing the fish, and they often just bite the body off so they don't eat the hooks. The whale likely didn't get the whole fish (since it was still attached to the line and being pulled) so tackle may not be an issue at all.

Crumpets are the best! All that marmity goodness. Seriously, I could eat marmite from the jar with a spoon. Spread it on thick! It's the only way to eat marmite...

Source - 33 years of being a brit

"A spoonful of sugar, makes ra-di-ation, go dooown, your white count goes up, the radiation goes down!"

Truly twisted....Loved the scene with the piggies on the table while he's drinking milk from a wooden spoon.

The "best of" lacks the best one, where he knocks the spoon away

Used to make it alla time-Half-gallon atta time.
Whatever type of yogurt is your favorite, buy a single container of that kind, plain.

Add one heaping spoonful of yogurt to milk that has been heated to just prior to boiling and cooled to b/t 105 and 112 F-Maintain that temp range over night and, voila.

(If you want your yogurt a bit stiffer add to your whole milk, about 2/3 c dry milk , or maybe some agar agar if you prefer.)

I like mine runny, so I nix any thickeners-Whole, organic milk and really really good Greek or premier yogurt-

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Turns out anal rape is an effective deterrant. Soon penalties will be given a scale:

10 MPh over = light salad tossing
20 MPh over = broom handle (sans splinters)
30 MPh over = Spoon treatment

Etc etc

Vimeo description:

Animated by Austin illustrator Divya Srinivasan, this animated video depicts three sleepy ghost kids following a heterochromic fox through a snowy twilight. When the group discovers an impromptu critter disco in a forest clearing, the spirits and strays dance in harmony until a cranky babushka bemoans the noise and breaks up the party. Thus, the spectral youths return to the astral plane... but not without a final farewell to their new found animal friends.

Divya Srinivasan has previously created animated videos for Spoon ("Everything Hits at Once"), They Might Be Giants, The Sundance Channel and Wonder Showzen, and worked on Richard Linklater's "Waking Life" feature film. Divya's illustration portfolio includes numerous pieces for the New Yorker magazine, as well as the album artwork for Sufjan Stevens' Illinois and This American Life's "Stories of Hope and Fear" collection.

"I Saw The Bright Shinies" is from The Octopus Project's album "Hello, Avalanche," released in 2007 on Peek-A-Boo Records. The "Bright Shinies" video appears on the "Golden Beds" enhanced CD EP released in 2009 on Peek-A-Boo Records.

peekaboorecords.com/octopusproject
theoctopusproject.com
myspace.com/theoctopusproject
pupae.com/portfolio

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