While I was grade 9, I tackled a fellow 2 years my senior (G11), he must be 5~6 inches taller than me (me being 5'6" in my adulthood, while he was one of the tallest in school, though not muscular), I dislocated his shoulder TWICE, during practices. First time he was hospitalized for 4 days, the second time was kind of funny. When I dislocated his shoulder again (with an audible "pop"), the guy next to me floored him and put his shoulder back in place (with an audible "click/sploosh"-y sound, hard to describe). Obviously he was in pain, and was twisting and tossing himself, but when the pain subsided a little bit and opened his eyes and saw me just standing there, he screamed "you again!?" All I could do was thinking of those Mel Gibson "dislocating shoulder" scenes in the Lethal Weapons movies.

So, it's not about size, really, it's to know where & how to tackle a big boi.

Translated from the Husky: "Thankyouthankyouthankyousohappyhappy
happythankyouthankyouidontknowwhattodo
imsohappyohwait! (video ends) Let's go for a swim!" *sploosh*

That was like a horror movie, just when you think you've gotten away, SPLOOSH! It comes in from another direction.

EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP! *sploosh*

Sploosh

Who the roach? That cooka-roach found that hole quick! The fox's light pounce can't hurt that Madagascar-lookin', tank-of-a-bug....A tree roach that size from around here would have had yellow-goo-sploosh by now!

>> ^brycewi19:

I can't help but hear Judy Greer's character, Cheryl, from Archer when I watch this!


Sploosh!

*Sploosh*

Tags for this video have been changed from 'puppy, dethan, water bowl, sploosh, sit, splash, landseer' to 'puppy, dethan, water bowl, sploosh, sit, splash, landseer, newfoundland' - edited by xxovercastxx

I must be getting old. I totally didn't pick up on the double entendre at first. In my youth, I would have been thinking about it long before you'd written it.

Ah, the good old days.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
>> ^lucky760:

If everyone else if up for it, let's do it closer to (or in) Orange County, so I can make it as well. (My ban hammer is too heavy to be carried long distances.)
We could do a more general purpose spot like BJ's Restaurant and Brewery at the Brea Mall, which just across the border from LA County.


Done! Let's meet there. I love BJs. The brewery that is. And the ones where women put their lips on or around my junk until I go sploosh. I instantly recognized that as an uncalled for addition to my comment.

>> ^lucky760:

If everyone else if up for it, let's do it closer to (or in) Orange County, so I can make it as well. (My ban hammer is too heavy to be carried long distances.)
We could do a more general purpose spot like BJ's Restaurant and Brewery at the Brea Mall, which just across the border from LA County.


Done! Let's meet there. I love BJs. The brewery that is. And the ones where women put their lips on or around my junk until I go sploosh. I instantly recognized that as an uncalled for addition to my comment.

fap,fap,fap [sees face] sploosh.

Can I borrow one of your cum sponges? They're in your medicine cabinet, next to your exfoliator.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Fap, fap, fap. Sploosh. Now, I'll leave you to clean that up.

Fap, fap, fap. Sploosh. Now, I'll leave you to clean that up.

What's so great about this video, is the building anticipation that the cyclist will crash into the grumpy old man, ...and then Sploosh!
That's a visual joke if I've ever seen one.