I haven't seen them since I was a kid, but I'm sure I'd still enjoy them. I saw the reboot and enjoyed it, but it left me missing Robert Englund a lot. My wife knew I was a big fan so she got me a "real" collector's Freddy glove autographed by Jackie Earle Haley. That was an awesome birthday gift.

My girlfriend is crazy about Bourdain.
She got me to finally watch his show--now I'm hooked.
Now I can't get enough of his honesty and humor.

Haha, me too. She got me good

"Put two", on on both sides!!!! What do mean, "put two", on both sides???? YOU CAN'T JUST SAY, "PUT TWO", ON BOTH SIDES!!!!!1!11!oneoneone
>> ^robbersdog49:

I shouted at the screen before I got it...

>> ^spaceman:

>> ^enon:
>> ^spaceman:
I did that once to my mom. Then she got me a lobotomy. Now I just sift all day.

You got my upvote asshole

Like I need it from a strung out hippie anyways.


I'm the hippie....

>> ^enon:

>> ^spaceman:
I did that once to my mom. Then she got me a lobotomy. Now I just sift all day.

You got my upvote asshole


Like I need it from a strung out hippie anyways.

>> ^spaceman:

I did that once to my mom. Then she got me a lobotomy. Now I just sift all day.


You got my upvote asshole

I did that once to my mom. Then she got me a lobotomy. Now I just sift all day.

That's right, you knows what I'm saying
Your mother's offered me the goods, I'm not paying.
It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke
Something funny to say when I was having a smoke.
I first heard off this bloke, this fucking rumour going round
Your mother's reputation it's not sound
She's saving up the pennies hoping they'd turn into pounds
To have an operation to swap her gender around.

It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you
Your mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too
It don't look right see, when she's walking down the street
To see her ball bag jiggin' to the beat of her feet

I said
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
That's right
Your mother's got a penis

In internet rooms and computer mainframes
There's loads of emails but your mother's blue veins.
Not the ones in her legs or the backs of her arms
But the ones in her member hidden in her gown.
She walks around proud, with a short dress on
Which sometimes exposes the tip of her dong.
Often it's dripping, sometimes it's dry
No matter when I see her there's a tear in my eye.
I thought I had to tell you, had to put it in a letter
But I thought fuck that I'd write a song in much better.
The only way to do it, to really let you know
I could prove it because I gave it a blow.
It was purely accidently because she got me really drunk
And she made me kiss her elephant trunk.
You know why? That's right
Your mother got a penis.

Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis, c'mon)
That's right
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)

Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Let's Rock !)
That's right
Your mother's got a penis

When she walks down the street, then she walks like John Wayne
I just seen her pissing standing up again.
Don't make no sense when you see her here and there
She got a cock and balls and real pubic hair.
And a single eye that sometimes weeps
If she lying on the bed then she rubs it on the sheets
Or up against the door or the back of your neck
If your mother's around then you make a double check.
I hate to tell you with all due respect
Take your mother to the doctors because her front bum's wrecked.

You know why?
Your mother's got a penis (C'mon Wembley)

Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis (Put your hands in the air, Wembley)
That's right
Your mother's got a penis (Yes)

Your mother's got a penis (Wembley Arena, I can feel the electricity, C'mon !)
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
That's right
Your mother's got a penis

For the 18th week running, UK rap grounp the GLC hold the number one
position of the US billboard chart with another smash hit, Your Mother's Got A Penis.

Come 'ere boys, you ever seen a woman with a cock before?
Come yer, c'mon look at it. Bouncing up and down I'll stick it in you
Come yer, a woman with a cock. Tidy !

Yeah it's the truth man, his mother have actually got a penis

she got me.

Cases full of unmarked twenties would be excellent. I told my wife to get me nothing this year because she let me buy the big telescope last month. I think she got me a shaver though since I sport a clean chin now instead of a beard and my current shaving equipment is just horrifically hateful.

We had a band of high school kids who could emulate GFR to the tee. I think it was about 1971. I remember an assembly in the auditorium when they played and absolutely tore the house down. I wonder if they do that in High Schools any more . . .

I played the crap out of my GFR double album as well as the Woodstock album on a record player which had a turntable that got so hot it discolored the record labels.

KPPC radio in Pasadena was my station. Wikipedia has a great article about it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KPPC It was home to Dr. Demento and Firesign Theater as well as the Credibility Gap. I was introduced to rock music through them and a couple of brothers I hung out with. I didn't know it at the time, but we were at the roots of something very special in pop culture and, in a larger sense, American History.

In reply to your comment:
“One of my brothers had this LP and I used to sneak into the boy's room to listen to it. I think I scratched it up and the boys complained to Momma so she got me my own little record player. This was one of the first 45s I asked for. ”

One of my brothers had this LP and I used to sneak into the boy's room to listen to it. I think I scratched it up and the boys complained to Momma so she got me my own little record player. This was one of the first 45s I asked for.