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newtboy (Member Profile)
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Captain Kirk Wields a Giant Penis - Star Trek
I note, Kirk had no idea how to use that rock hard phallus….almost like he had never had one of his own in his hands before.
Lil Dicky - Too High (Official Video)
Lyrics -
Verse 1
Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks
Im wit ma team in this bitch, and we all getting lit
I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick
And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja
And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong
And the dope im on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong
Getting real high
Watching funny videos of bill nye
Tell me that this jam isn't still fly --
Bill nye theme song
now im getting hungry than a muthafucka
put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400
whered I put that honey mustard
lookin all around the cupboard for that muthafucka
until I discovered a custard, I covered wit butter from last week.
How long do them thangs keep?
Guess I better ask jeeves
go get ma computer but im staring at the damn screen
Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be
The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed
Now ya man is fucked...
Chorus
And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
but I think im way too high
and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
but I think ma brains too fried
and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it
im praying that I make it
afraid im goin to dieeeee
I'm too blazed, it's too late
to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high
Verse 2
now im freakin out up in this bitch
cant control it and ma homies passin round another spliff
so I bolted to the BR
Consulted with the mirror
Lil Dicky please step up, you pathetic
Cuz the weed in you beating you
then all a sudden im on the toilet beating ma penis blue
but I aint cummin because as im imagining fucking something
that pretty girl im humping
becoming my fuckin cousin, or mother or brother
or some other fucking disgusting person
ma brain is bein strange, cuz im high as a plane
I aint deranged, im just saying it's a violent strain
So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars
Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars
Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit
Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script
How the fuck a human being wanna fuck a
Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing
Man im high as fuckkkk
Chorus
And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
but I think im way too high
and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
but I think ma brains too fried
and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it
im praying that I make it
afraid im goin to dieeeee
I'm too blazed, it's too late
to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high
verse 3
rock hard cock, cuz im watching katy perry
in her video the whole world's made of candy
damn...I aint even got no candy
so now at the fucking c store
where ya man be torn than a mafucka
peanut eminems or a twix
cant commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands
goddamn now im weary of the man -- yeah the cashier
homeland, Nazir!
s-s-s-so damn tweaked I cant even cross the mothafuckin street
gotta wait until that muthafucka's green
now im back up at the crib, and im laughin at giraffes long necks
gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex
crafted a long text, took about an hour
took a scary shower, now im sitting naked on the ground
man im fucked up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up.
This sucks im high as fuck.
Chorus
And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
but I think im way too high
and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
but I think ma brains too fried
and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it
im praying that I make it
afraid im goin to dieeeee
I'm too blazed, it's too late
to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high
outtro
Questions for Statists
Oh.
My.
GURD.
First of all, Mr. and Mrs. VooDooV, please, do this little experiment for the entire group and speak aloud the way you responded to my last block of text...
INTO A MIRROR-
The same Gastroesophageal reflex is encountered when proposing an argument to someone who refuses to engage in argument:
How many times have you heard the following statement by someone so eloquently clueless about what it is that's being discussed? "Well if you don't like it here, then why don't you move to Russia!?!
Or with a born-again Christian, OR rabid Atheist when their storehouse of personal illusion is dashed against the rock-hard crags when they wander too near an unfamiliar shoreline? Sounds something like this:
"Well, I believe I the way I do because with your way of thinking, you could go to hell but I can be sure this way that I am going to heaven!" -(quickly followed by ego-driven denial, then ostracization)
I refuse to engage quite simply, because you have like I have so many times before in my frustration with idiots and imbeciles, punks and thugs (and government insects employed by the state), showed the world your ass-card.
I'll admit everything I've been accused of when in the initial heat and frustration of being misunderstood I go off half-coked and wax mean-But here, and recently as I've conducted the experiment with vehement far-left liberal shit-thinkers, those who accuse e of foul-play remain solid in their own denial THAT THEIR SHIT STINKS!
Get it? All shit stinks mate, that the shitter doesn't realize it is not the concern of another shitter.
Wet T-Shirt Contest Faceplant
Yeah, and something really disturbing about nuzzling rock-hard nipples with the tip of one's nose as well, huh??
I don't know what it is, but there's something not sexy about wet t-shirt contests. =\
Porkka Playboys - Ace of spades (In a sauna!)
>> ^dag:
These guys rock hard. All that heat and steam would be bad for their wood instruments though.
Not to mention all that sweat! =oO
World's most expensive mango - Foodskey
Grr, I was wondering why the price of rock hard mangoes kept skyrocketing, damn scientists.
Prometheus - First Trailer
>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
I didn't know you worked the blue stuff. I like it. >> ^ant:
>> ^gwiz665:
I'm not gonna lie, my dick is rock hard.
quality doublepromote
Like a baby alien's head?
What blue stuff?
Prometheus - First Trailer
I didn't know you worked the blue stuff. I like it. >> ^ant:
>> ^gwiz665:
I'm not gonna lie, my dick is rock hard.
quality doublepromote
Like a baby alien's head?
Prometheus - First Trailer
>> ^gwiz665:
The bastard will bite you!
>> ^ant:
>> ^gwiz665:
I'm not gonna lie, my dick is rock hard.
quality doublepromote
Like a baby alien's head?
/me flame throws you.
Prometheus - First Trailer
The bastard will bite you!
>> ^ant:
>> ^gwiz665:
I'm not gonna lie, my dick is rock hard.
quality doublepromote
Like a baby alien's head?
Prometheus - First Trailer
>> ^gwiz665:
I'm not gonna lie, my dick is rock hard.
quality doublepromote
Like a baby alien's head?
Hybrid (Member Profile)
Hehe, gotta take the sweet with the sour. Been looking forward to prometheus for a while now. *cross fingers* "please don't suck, please don't suck"
In reply to this comment by Hybrid:
Cheers for the quality/doublepromote/too-much-information-about-anatomy mega invocation. :
In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
I'm not gonna lie, my dick is rock hard.
*quality *doublepromote
gwiz665 (Member Profile)
Cheers for the quality/doublepromote/too-much-information-about-anatomy mega invocation.
In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
I'm not gonna lie, my dick is rock hard.
*quality *doublepromote