*nods off while watching this video... zzzzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzz........

When my cat was that age, he would be hyperactive all the time if he saw my eyes open. He would literally look at my eyes to make sure I was awake. So in order to get some reading or work done, I would fake nodding off and when Polo would look at me, he would think its nap time and nod off.

>> ^A10anis:

I greatly admire Chomsky. Unfortunately, for me, he has such a soporific tone that, after about 10 mins. I find myself nodding off..


Worse than that he sometimes speaks at a tone which is hard for me to understand. So I have to crank my speakers or wear headphones and focus on it.

I greatly admire Chomsky. Unfortunately, for me, he has such a soporific tone that, after about 10 mins. I find myself nodding off..

That's odd, because that's the only time I CAN listen to him. Message aside --and I agree with him-- I almost nodded off during this, and couldn't stop noticing how damn OLD he's gotten...

>> ^Porksandwich:

This was surprising coming from him, I generally can't stand to listen to him because he comes off kind of as ranting for the shock value rather than anything else.

2nd clue takes even more time at 2:00am when you're nodding off!

its like overnight security guards nodding off at the job. Except their names are Timone

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>> ^Payback:
He was later seen driving away in a small Pink jeep.


http://www.videosift.com/video/Nodding-off-at-the-wheel-has-never-been-so-cute for those who didn't know the reference.

^He's kind of a loon. I get his points, and I've never argued anything for or against social contracts, to be honest, but what about this one:

"Why should I be coerced to leave if I don't like the social contract?

Why leave an apartment if you change your mind about the lease? You do not own the apartment, just as you do not own the nation. At most, you may own some property within the apartment, just as you may own some property within the nation. "

Aside from him answering a question with a question, he still doesn't answer the question. And, when you enter a lease you have to sign the lease, so that analogy is completely off. I wish these FAQs were better. As they are now I can barely read a handful of them before nodding off.

c'mon peeps, this is a roast!
I'm gonna nod off if nobody else contributes...
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The dotdude is IN.

Mmmmmkay, I have conducted my painstaking research concerning our dear friend and sifter Doc_M . . . .

I’ll begin with the survey . . . . zzzzzzzzzz . . . yes, I nodded off a bit trying to wade my way through it. Hip boots were indeed necessary, not to mention surgical gloves and a face mask.

One thing struck me about the indecision on undergarments and hair . . . You got a kind of AC/DC thing going there . . .

As for religion . . . well I guess most likely we probably have never heard of the particular type of Christianity, you practice, since you put the generic Christian.

A couple of times you said “I’m going to get grief for this” . . . That’s like putting “pick on this” or “kick me” on your back.

Speaking of kicking, I now move on to your own comments around the Sift . . . You say that on the first day you visited the Sift there was a “high concentration (of videos) of people getting kicked in the nuts.” And yet you stayed with us? So is that what you come here for? Should we expect a Balls Kicking Channel from you?

We already have a Balls Flexin’ Channel. I guess a Balls Kickin’ Channel would balance the Sift, hunh.

And last but not least I have to ask about “I have the biggest damn vacuum cleaner in my friggin apartment in my closet damnit!” I realize you were replying to a blog post by swampgirl about her shotgun. But a large appliance whose sole purpose is to suck isn’t quite as impressive as a shotgun.

OK, we've sprayed ParodyTalk with disinfectant. You germ fearin' ninnies can come roast now.

*tosses rubber gloves in the bin*

The Chinese have a word for the nodding off head bobbing that happens - "Fishing" - think about it - it's a very relevant word.

btw...I just came across this which was posted 8 hours before mine.
http://www.videosift.com/video/Clinton-Naps-during-MLK-Speech
weird because I'm pretty sure I did a search for MLK videos and didn't find any dupes at the time.

In reply to this comment by silvercord:
Weirdness. I wonder why the tags didn't pick it up.

I like this sift.



In reply to this comment by Grimm:
sorry but this is a dupe *discard
http://www.videosift.com/video/Bill-Clinton-Nods-Off-During-MLK-Tribute-Speech