If you're ever in LA, check out Jon Brion at the Largo. He's a film composer (Punch Drunk Love, I Heart Huckabees), record producer, who also happens to be a multi-instrumentalist that puts on a live layered loop show, doing everything from a traditional drum kit, to bass, all styles of guitar, and piano. I've watched him go from Mozart to honky tonk piano and then up into industrial noise, on into a Detroit rock medley, using only the music he recorded on stage. First time I saw the show in this little low lit club facing a small stage, I had the biggest hard on. I went to jerk off in the bathroom and Fiona Apple walked out. Sorry if I'm being a bit raw here, but it was THAT good.

Now women can use a laptop to jerk off just like men.

The american newsmedia's businessmodel is to pander to select audiences. As much as Fox does it, other do it too. MSNBC panders to the left, as does TYT, and CNN panders to whoever is in percieved by them to be power/important which is why they are so awkward/useless in general.
24/7 news channels are simply the worst thing that ever happened to the US when it comes to media in general. It made journalism a jerk-off contest.

Brilliant. Wish I had a reason to do this.

Fav YT comment: "its not perfect for watching porn, people can still see you jerking off when they come in the room."

I don't have a problem with special effects. I have a problem with shitty special effects that make me feel like I'm playing a video game instead of watching a movie. Anyone with a fair amount of gaming experience can tell what's real from what's not. All I'm saying is I long for the days when cgi was used to enhance rather than replace good special effects.

The models of the white house blown up for Independence day will ALWAYS look more real than the pixilated aircraft carrier that's coming out sometime next year. Go peddle your fan boy bullshit to someone who enjoys the Green screen studio as much as you seem to.

P. S.

I'm sooo happy that Disney purchased the rights to marvel. I always wanted to see the superheros I grew up reading in high Def PG 13 where wolverine can rip someone in half and not get blood on himself.

*makes a jerking off hand gesture* @packo

I used to jerk off pretending I was him when he goes in that choir and graphically hits on the choir girl. Does that make me a bad person? My wife thinks I'm a good person -- because I'm rational and I admit my faults. Even more so with my internet persona. But I have everything to live for and enjoy my moral compass, albeit living out heinous activity in my brain. This is my all time favorite Nick Cage!

Lord of War or Dr. Strangelove... who would I trade places with? Strangelove. Better deal.

@Sarzy -- I know what you mean. However, the beginning and the ending and most of the middle made up for a preponderance of jerking off jokes edited together.

It is a dick fest. As a middle-aged feminist white woman, I am NOT their target demographic. However, I was happy to sit through some self indulgence because the majority of it made me laugh my ass off.

OK, glass, edit out the last 90 seconds of me jerking off to /r/gonewild.

Oh, crazier things happen everyday...Next week if someone steals it then crashes it now that would be whack! What if right now, the guy that bought it is home jerking-off innit inna Batman costume..Whoa.
He should hook up a Batcam in the Man-Cave and people would pay to watch him do shows!...P'robly mostly Saudi and Kuwaiti dudes though...

Because humans who are not paid to do something are lazy.. fn lazy.. and that does not make a good community watch. Kind of like the armchair policing you are doing right now.

Seriously...I will give 10 bucks for one good reason to take these down. Sorry you are going to have to jerk off in public elsewhere!

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By most accounts Chevy was a bit of a jerk off-camera on the show - but he still had some great, truly funny moments - usually playing the straight man.

Man shut up you don't know dick about film. Probably jerk off to Tree of Life and talk about how much of a genius Terrance Malick is. You're gonna sit there and say with a straight face that the Schumacher and Burton Batmans were better?! Just walk away now you very very dumb man.

ah fuck yea...I'm jerking off this right now.