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Pumped up Cello
If you're ever in LA, check out Jon Brion at the Largo. He's a film composer (Punch Drunk Love, I Heart Huckabees), record producer, who also happens to be a multi-instrumentalist that puts on a live layered loop show, doing everything from a traditional drum kit, to bass, all styles of guitar, and piano. I've watched him go from Mozart to honky tonk piano and then up into industrial noise, on into a Detroit rock medley, using only the music he recorded on stage. First time I saw the show in this little low lit club facing a small stage, I had the biggest hard on. I went to jerk off in the bathroom and Fiona Apple walked out. Sorry if I'm being a bit raw here, but it was THAT good.
I'm always impressed when someone can build layers with loops live like that.
Vibrator w/ Camera & Japanese English. What could go wrong?
Now women can use a laptop to jerk off just like men.
Babymetal: J-pop-metal crossover
dood there's like thousands of old euro guys, jerking off to this shit
I'm wondering who the audience is for 11 year old J-pop 'metal', that was just too weird!
Mosh'sh pit? WTF?!?
Damn Japan, you crazy!
PBS SELLS OUT - A SAD DAY FOR MANKIND
The american newsmedia's businessmodel is to pander to select audiences. As much as Fox does it, other do it too. MSNBC panders to the left, as does TYT, and CNN panders to whoever is in percieved by them to be power/important which is why they are so awkward/useless in general.
24/7 news channels are simply the worst thing that ever happened to the US when it comes to media in general. It made journalism a jerk-off contest.
Amazing Secret Monitor!
Brilliant. Wish I had a reason to do this.
Fav YT comment: "its not perfect for watching porn, people can still see you jerking off when they come in the room."
Captain America 2 trailer
I don't have a problem with special effects. I have a problem with shitty special effects that make me feel like I'm playing a video game instead of watching a movie. Anyone with a fair amount of gaming experience can tell what's real from what's not. All I'm saying is I long for the days when cgi was used to enhance rather than replace good special effects.
The models of the white house blown up for Independence day will ALWAYS look more real than the pixilated aircraft carrier that's coming out sometime next year. Go peddle your fan boy bullshit to someone who enjoys the Green screen studio as much as you seem to.
P. S.
I'm sooo happy that Disney purchased the rights to marvel. I always wanted to see the superheros I grew up reading in high Def PG 13 where wolverine can rip someone in half and not get blood on himself.
*makes a jerking off hand gesture* @packo
lord of war-the interrogation scene
I used to jerk off pretending I was him when he goes in that choir and graphically hits on the choir girl. Does that make me a bad person? My wife thinks I'm a good person -- because I'm rational and I admit my faults. Even more so with my internet persona. But I have everything to live for and enjoy my moral compass, albeit living out heinous activity in my brain. This is my all time favorite Nick Cage!
Lord of War or Dr. Strangelove... who would I trade places with? Strangelove. Better deal.
Don't watch this trailer
@Sarzy -- I know what you mean. However, the beginning and the ending and most of the middle made up for a preponderance of jerking off jokes edited together.
It is a dick fest. As a middle-aged feminist white woman, I am NOT their target demographic. However, I was happy to sit through some self indulgence because the majority of it made me laugh my ass off.
How it Feels (through Glass)
OK, glass, edit out the last 90 seconds of me jerking off to /r/gonewild.
The Science of Pornography Addiction
Man, I guess this only proves one thing. I need a mate that jerks off to porn too and act sort of like a nicotine patch or lube.
Original Batmobile Sold at Auction - 4.2 MILLION $$
Oh, crazier things happen everyday...Next week if someone steals it then crashes it now that would be whack! What if right now, the guy that bought it is home jerking-off innit inna Batman costume..Whoa.
He should hook up a Batcam in the Man-Cave and people would pay to watch him do shows!...P'robly mostly Saudi and Kuwaiti dudes though...
craziest thing I've seen all week
Someone doesn't want Big Brother watching over him anymore..
Because humans who are not paid to do something are lazy.. fn lazy.. and that does not make a good community watch. Kind of like the armchair policing you are doing right now.
Seriously...I will give 10 bucks for one good reason to take these down. Sorry you are going to have to jerk off in public elsewhere!
Why cctv cameras in neighborhoods? How about an armed community watch?
Troy and Abed Christmas beat
Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)
By most accounts Chevy was a bit of a jerk off-camera on the show - but he still had some great, truly funny moments - usually playing the straight man.
I heard Chevy Chase is leaving the show. Makes me sad, but hey maybe it'll help grow the show who knows.
Honest Dark Knight Rises Trailer
Man shut up you don't know dick about film. Probably jerk off to Tree of Life and talk about how much of a genius Terrance Malick is. You're gonna sit there and say with a straight face that the Schumacher and Burton Batmans were better?! Just walk away now you very very dumb man.
I still don't get how the Nolan who gave us Memento ended up producing these awful, bland, poorly constructed action movies.
I used to laugh at Schumacher and Burton but their more fantastical imaginings of Batman work better. This is a man dressed as a bat with a stupid voice. To try to frame this "realistically" in a film doesn't work. And particularly not when you constantly take the liberties shown in this video. And the second film with that laughable cell phone tracking tech just underlined how lazy and poor these films were.
600-Pound Mom Gets Paid to Eat
ah fuck yea...I'm jerking off this right now.