What up Manny Pacquiao in da house! Wow!

>> ^MrFisk:

Word, motherfucker! You in da house, now!


Hall-lah' Beotch =oD

Word, motherfucker! You in da house, now!

R-Money. LOL. That would make a great rap stage name for Mittens. You down with the M-I-double-T. Mittens "R-Money" Romney in da house y'all. Raise your mittens in the air and wave them like you just don't care.

oh shit. Shinyblurry in da house!! You all lose.......... your time and patience.

(LYRICS)

(Chorus opening)

There I was havin’ a good hard shit for myself
After the parsnips,peas,cauliflower the lump o leek and de brussels sprout
All inside in me,dyin’ ta get out it was and shur what could i do i had to go
And i’m readin de oul sunday paper,as you do you never know what you might see like and I turn the page and theres this big fuckoff ad for Eminem live in the point depot, and who comes in de door only my little brother Matthew(matcho)
Runs in the the door sees the ad runs downstairs to mammy “Eh mammy mammy Eminems comin to de point depot,mammy mammy Eminem live at the point depot can i go mammy can i please please mammy can i go?” Bastard!
Mammy tells me to go an get tickets I go and get tickets, I’m standin’ outside HMV for 17 an a half fuckin’ hours,with nothin but a flask of turnip soup I had last sundaay and a fuckin’ sleepin bag...Frozen to my balls I was and muppets all round me screamin’ an roarin’ an shoutin’ ‘cleanin out dere closet,cleanin out dere closet’ langers on a half a bottle of fuckin’ smirnoff ice, but shur what can you do wit em?, dere muppets de whole lot of em’
Nonetheless dey move,I move, we all move, I finally get up to de counter
“Eh 2 tickets for Eminem” “Thats 50 euro per ticket and 4.50 bookin’ fee”
“Whats the bookin' fee for?? I booked nothin standin here for 17 1/2 fuckin hours, no credit card, no nothin. Fuckin MCD robbin bastards,robbin’ bastards de whole lot of em but I’ll tell you 1 thing, ye met yer match lads Ha Ha!

(Chorus)

Bus Eireann,deres another shower o right muppets altogether 20 euro a piece for myself an matthew....8 1/2 hours and I standin the whole fuckin way from Limerick to Dublin! When does it ever take 8 1/2 hours to go from Limerick to Dub..I’d fuckin’ swim to New York quicker! And It a broken down heap o shit an all it was and blated punctures and bumps,every bump was like a fuckin crater of a moon it was,
Nonetheless we finally get there had to queue outside de point depot for another 2 1/2 hours, half way through the queue some muppet feels my balls “Have you got a camera?” he says....Have I got a camera,I can’t stand the sight of the peroxide fuckers head an he’s askin me have I a camera?! I can’t take a shit,make a hang sangwich an de fuckers lookin’ back at me. I’m only up here for matcho you know!!
Jesus I get in I hadda queue for a burger ('cos Matthew wanted a burger) I hadda queue for a pint,I hadda queue for a piss! Everything,you can’t even make a phone call and some muppets on the line “Eh your call is important to us,please stay on the li….Fuck you ya bastard! Fuckin Eircom robbin bastards! Robbin bastards de whole lot of em,robbin de country blind, fuckin’ government don’t have a clue whats goin’ on in this country!
Nonetheless we’re pushin an we’re squeezin an shovin tryin to make it up to de front for Matcho (Hes only small hes only up to my arse,hes only six, like)...and of course I’m fartin de whole way up coz I couldn’t go to the toilet coz I couldn’t get inta de queue!! And his mouth was open an all and he’s dere “Ah Stan are we near the front yit Stan, Eh stan Are we near the front I can’t breathe stan eh... “We’re nearly dere now hold onto yourself boy!
We finally get there Hes all excited hes on my shoulders,I’m all excited coz hes all excited We came all dis way for you,just for you…..and you send out some black fella…..a big fat black fella an the back of his trousers down his arse. And him roarin into the microphone ‘Whos ur nigger,whos ur nigger ur niggers in da house, Jenny's on the block..” Well I’ll tell u one thing Jenny Suck my fuckin’ cock!!! We didn’t come all this way to see u or no one like u! Jez who are you? Nobody gives a shit about or no one else! We came here to see 1 man 1 man only, do me a favor will u?
GET OFF DA FUCKIN STAGE!!!!!!!

(Chorus)

Out you finally saunter with your vest wrapped round you good an tight,an oul hangy baggy pants on you and nonetheless an oul pair o nike runners on you
an you screamin into the microphone! how u were fucked in the arse when you were 5, Thats not my fuckin problem you know! We’ve all got issues we’ve all got problems,I’ve a wife that hates me,Ive a child that I love but shur what can we do about em? We don’t go rantin an ravin to the public about how fuckin brilliant we are, how our lives are all fucked up an I want to put my wife in a bodybag an drive her over the edge of a cliff. Well I’ll put you in my bodybag ya bastard! I’ll drive you over the edge of a bridge or a cliff or a mountain or somethin! Don’t go rantin an ravin with ur la de da de da bout your hoosit an wtsit in the world!! I have issues here in the world and I’ll tell u 1 ting!If I’m goin down I’m takin’ you with me coz ur nothin but an ape! And I’ll tell u somethin else,I’ll rip ur liver out thru yer arse! BASTARD!!!!

(Epilogue)

"Dear stan, you sad, sad little man....why do you think I should give a shit about you or your little brother Matthew, it's fuckin' apes like you that are making me a fortune, I'm worth a FORTUNE....I release an album, you buy the album, I release a single & you buy every single song off it, I mean why do you buy it twice...why why?? You queue for hours you buy tickets, I can't even get a passport leave my own country & the likes of you are still out there buying all my shit that I pump out...so what if I'm moanin' and groanin'?....I'm worth a fortune, I couldn't care less about you, anyone, no-one...I LOVE it...I'm worth so much money, it's SICK...I'm sick to my teeth with money...I'm loaded, I am loaded....I'm fuckin' LOOOOOOOAAAAAADDDEDDDDD!!!!"

(Chorus)

Your ideas were funnier than mine. In your honor, I have put your ideas in the description area.

Thanks for discarding your post. I am trying to make Bronze level -- this video puts me one star closer to more POWER. Byahh ha ha.


>> ^ctrlaltbleach:

I had sifted this earlier but I discarded it thinking no one would get my jokes pertaining to the fact that his name is supposedly pronounced bainer. Anyway the title was "Theres a Boehner in da house!" and for a description Nancy Pelosi succumbs to the Boehner.

I had sifted this earlier but I discarded it thinking no one would get my jokes pertaining to the fact that his name is supposedly pronounced bainer. Anyway the title was "Theres a Boehner in da house!" and for a description Nancy Pelosi succumbs to the Boehner.

Original Submitah in da house, bitchez!

http://www.googlism.com/who_is/d/dystopianfuturetoday/

Frankly, I'm just happy it didn't expose my fetish for auto-erotic asphyxiation.

>> ^OmarBinHashishin:

•Can't get a gauge on speed through this maze of proxy servers

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

Macintosh the da house, bi-otch

FYI- the "generated" time has nothing to do with your connection nor your computer. It's not how long the data takes to reach you; it's the amount of time the Sift servers took from the time they received your page request to the time they finished generating the content to respond to your request before ultimately sending it to you.

Obviously, even with greater overall response times, some page loads are occasionally a little laggy, but hopefully for the most part, the majority of users are experiencing a bit of a speed-up the majority of the time.

AWWWWW Shiiit. Macintosh the da house, bi-otch.
>> ^blankfist:

page generated on web1 in 0.5738 seconds
I win!

In reply to this comment by kulpims:
is it over now? ok. a_c, I'll miss ya. one less stoner in da house. bye (PS send nude pictures to kulpims at gmail:)


i fuckin love you man

is it over now? ok. a_c, I'll miss ya. one less stoner in da house. bye (PS send nude pictures to kulpims at gmail:)

Party people in da house - let me hear ya say "ooo ooo!"

>> ^dag:
Good point. We'll add it to the list.


Here is a copy of that list:

-Record new rap album titled: "Dag's in da House"
-Develop device to hook laptop to steering wheel of a car.
-Pitch videosift reality TV series to network executives.
-Ask Toys R' Us to sell exclusive siftbot action figure with kung-fu grip.
-Flip through 1346 cable channels before realizing there is nothing worth watching.
-Work out a mathematical algorithm for 'Godwins law' using the letters H-I-T-L-E-R as variables.
-Semi-retire e-mail verification.