I also had no idea about her alopecia, and don’t care. She has the resources to buy wigs indistinguishable from her real hair if it mattered, but I don’t see why it should. She looks fine bald, why get upset over nothing?!

I had hair below my ass in my 20’s, then cut it to 1/4 inch long one day when my hairline started retreating, now I shave it. I’m lucky my head looks ok bald, because I have little choice these days.

Nothing wrong with being weird, lots wrong with being normal or average. Let your freak flag fly!

That's some hairline on this talking head.

They've got strikingly similar features-ocular orientation, relative distance form nose to eyes and mouth-forehead and hairline not so much...

that toupee is denying his hairline

>> ^quantumushroom:
She wouldn't.


Not unless he paid well.

Reminds me of the song they made about me.

La lala, fuck me, big cocky mannnnnnn, with your resciding hairline and farmer's tan...lalala...

Picture the receding hairline in a few years.

Yes, but can he keep his hairline from receding?! ADVANTAGE: ME!

I caught myself having a favorable opinion of NeuralNoise--until I learned about him.
Let's see, where to start?
So: "What is your ratio of pairs of shoes to underwear?
Way more underwear then shoes. I wonder what it means."
We all realize that you're from Brazil (and that the Portuguese lost everything aside from Brazil's national language), but you should ? when you wonder.
And speaking of Portuguese:
"Do you feel you are the same in real life and on videosift?
I learned people are different when speaking a different language, so I´m different in portuguese. Because of that, in a way, yes."
23 fucking word when only one, yes, would do.
Nice picture, NeuralNoise. Do you remember those douche bags from high school that knocked up your best friend, or that girl-you-had-the-hots-for, and he then abandoned them only to resurface on Facebook years later with a pic of them and their kid, expressing how that moment of birth was far more superior to the moment of conception, for the sole purpose of luring single moms to their own mother's basement, or as a method default on child support payments? Yeah, that's you.
And while we're at it, why is hair one of your favorite things? Bemtham spoke highly of pleasure in terms of duration--and that is clearly something your hairline lacks. I think the polar caps are residing more slowly than that wannabe mop of yours. However, your Wolverine chops are gonna outsell any New Mutants comic book, in a few hundred years.
Such a tender flower of the sift is deserving of a dis,
in haiku:
Sarcasm aplenty you
Appreciate the wonder of
A sift with gloves on

I've told this joke before, but let's hear shit like this:

Michael is sitting in a chair at his barbershop. Worried about his receding hairline, he confides in his barber about what he could possibly do to fix the problem. Hearing his case, the patron in the chair beside Michael leans over and whispers to him "I couldn't help but overhear your problem. I've found that pussy juice always works for me." "But you're balder than I am!" replies Michael, to which the man responds "Yea, but you've got to admit, I've got one hell of a mustache!"

now joke you lacking siftwats

Doesn't Chris Angel do an lemon in an orange peel magic trick...
It's not magic, but I would like to know how they get the stuff inside before it's cut! (hairline, invisable cuts)

I know it's on the sift somewhere..., I can't find it!
Here's the Youtube link..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckAi7raqnpw

also, i'd like it noted that the constitution did not grant this man a forehead.
srsly. someone get a tape measure between his hairline and eyebrow.

don't care for his delivery, but certainly upvote his main message.
and wonder what he actually did about it, while he was a judge.

Maybe if he keeps playing all 9 symphonies the other guy's hairline will advance. CURE FOR BALDNESS! Woo!

1) Season - Summer. noooo doubt.
2) Place in the world - the deep forrest or in the mountains
3) Children's book - Lord of the rings (read it when I was 9, so that counts)
4) TV Series - nothing right now
5) Word - schadenfreude, it just sounds so fun, yet perverted
6) Film - too many to choose...but I'll say either Taxi Driver or Good, Bad & Ugly
7) Curse - the curse of the receding hairline (as it affects everyone but me)
Creature - Jeff Koons' puppy
9) Past time - looking in the mirror with my pal Narcissus
10)Person - Bob Dylan...big surprise, I know.

11) Dog or cat - they're both good
12) Sweet or savoury - savoury
13) Cereal or Toast - cereal
14) Tan or pale - hmmmmmmmmmm....gonna have to go with pale - you brits are OK by me
15) Shoes or barefoot - slippers
16) Desktop or laptop - laptop
17) Drive or walk - ghost-riding
18) Drama or comedy - there's a time for everything
19) Sex or food - ever heard of multitasking?
20) Futurama or Simpsons - both very good...nowadays it's futurama

21) Your fave personal submission - Joe Strummer - Redemption Song
22) A great comment on one of your vids - I don't comment on my own vids
23) Most off the wall member - too many...or too few?.
24) Favourite user name - dystopianfuturetoday
25) Your most used channel - comedy
26) Personal dumbass moment - what, today?
27) Best avatar - Mine, but blankfist made it. Whatta guy!
28) Partner in crime - siftbot
29) Do people offline know of your sift problem - I like to keep my realities separate
30) Idea for the site - no more election vids.


31) Where do you live - norway, it's cold here
32) Smoker/non-smoker - non
33) Left or right handed - right, I'm not a freak or anything!
34) Hair colour - blond
35) Relationship status - free as a bird
36) How tall - 189 cm, not sure what in feet/inches
37) Children - only my inner child
38) Ever had an operation - numerous
39) Best feature - I've been told I have beautiful eyes (by blankfist)
40) Use four words to describe yourself - don't. feel. like. it.

41) Bring a famous person back from the dead - Maybe not so famous, but (Emperor) Joshua Norton would be great. (and Joe Strummer of course)
42) Give 50 grand to any charity - diabetes, I guess
43) Send someone on a one way ticket to the moon - myself, I've always wanted my own planet (yes, I know it's not a planet, but it'll do!)
44) Relive a moment in your life - I don't live in the past
45) Have a superpower - being able to juggle
46) Find out one thing you've always wanted to know - who killed jfk
47) Have the opposite gender deal with something you have to - nah, I like women
48) Be president for one hour - what for?
49) Delete a period in history - the 80s
50) Achieve one thing - to die in my footsteps

First joke was when I found out that you were responsible for another human life, KP.

Second Joke:

Michael is sitting in a chair at his barbershop. Worried about his receding hairline, he confides in his barber about what he could possibly do to fix the problem. Hearing his case, the patron in the chair beside Michael leans over and whispers to him "I couldn't help but overhear your problem. I've found that pussy juice always works for me." "But you're balder than I am!" replies Michael, to which the man responds "Yea, but you've got to admit, I've got one hell of a mustache!"

his hairline reminds me of paul giamatti, but a laughing baby always gets an upvote from me!