Right…but notice he’s wearing gloves. That’s to stop the hairy palms.

Really…less than once a day on average is considered high, even for men in their 20’s!? I had no idea most men were so frigid.
My prostate must be completely indestructible!

Afterwards in the hall Romney called Santos a “sick puppy”….reminding us all of his fraudulent charity that stole donations from a homeless veteran’s sick dog who then died because he couldn’t afford the treatment the donations were raised for.
…and…
Inadvertently reminded us of what a sick puppy Romney is himself because he took a family vacation 600 miles to frigid Canada with the family dog strapped to the roof, and when the terrified dog had diarrhea that blew everywhere he simply hosed off the traumatized sick puppy and put the poor wet scared hypothermic dog back on the roof for the rest of the freezing 12 hour freeway drive.

He’s their best, most moral and ethical representative today, a horrific animal abuser with magic underwear.

Wow...to freeze before popping it must be frigid!
*promote

They forgot these:

- Cabin service so frosty it makes a Moscow winter look like fucking Maui. (See: Icelandair)

- Fist-swinging free-for-all trying to grab aisle seats near the front of the plane (See: Southwest).

- The prepaid-for seat shuffle where the seat you reserved three months ago gets taken from you and you're reassigned somewhere near the head at the back of the plane. (See: Alaska Airlines)

- "Aww, Sweetie, did you want a sandwich on this 7-hour trans-Atlantic flight? THAT'LL BE 30 FUCKING EUROS PLEASE. Oh, you want to pay in dollars? Ok, that'll be 45 bucks at the current exchange rate plus conversion and transaction fees. Here, enjoy this three-day-old reindeer meat sammich that's dryer than the twats of the frigid cabin crew who served it to you." (See: Icelandair (again))

- Ladies and Gentlemen, we apologize for the 6g maneuver our former Air Force pilot is about to pull in order to avoid having to do a go-around because we were too busy discussing the new stewardess' tits to watch the glide path. Please keep the screaming in terror to a minimum as he startles easily . . ." (See: Delta)

- "Ladies and Gentlemen, we've now arrived in Scranton . . . oh, fuck, this isn't Pittsburgh!" (See: Delta (multiple times))

Yeah -- I just LOVE flying.

According to Max Brooks' The Zombie Survival Guide, decomposition will continue to occur at a normal rate, even after infection, and this explains why zombie outbreaks in tropical environments are shorter lived than those in arid or frigid zones.

The "wait them out" approach is viable, perhaps taking care of 99%, but the possibility of a zombie frozen in ice would haunt your people for decades thereafter.

What about their cousin "Frigid"

>> ^xxovercastxx:

>> ^petpeeved:
>> ^xxovercastxx:
and why are they being herded across this frigid water, exactly?


"It won't be long before Ella's deer will be grazing on the lichen they need to get them through the winter." -narrator.

Right, but, what happened to the food supply where they originated from? If it's just a seasonal thing, something tells me the deer would migrate on their own (or they'd have died out eons ago).


Not to be all bleeding heart on you, but, the whole don't interfere with nature or your ruining it thing is long dead. Humans have interfered with nature in so many destructive ways, I applaud someone who uses our intellect and resources to give a boost to vulnerable animal populations in their most treacherous hour.

>> ^petpeeved:

>> ^xxovercastxx:
and why are they being herded across this frigid water, exactly?


"It won't be long before Ella's deer will be grazing on the lichen they need to get them through the winter." -narrator.


Right, but, what happened to the food supply where they originated from? If it's just a seasonal thing, something tells me the deer would migrate on their own (or they'd have died out eons ago).

>> ^xxovercastxx:

and why are they being herded across this frigid water, exactly?



"It won't be long before Ella's deer will be grazing on the lichen they need to get them through the winter." -narrator.

and why are they being herded across this frigid water, exactly?

>> ^Mandtis:

Explanation anyone...?
:?


I'd be interested also. My base guess is that it has something to do with the metal rapidly going from the heat of the hairdryer to cold from the compressed air -- those cans get frigid if you release a large volume from them. I could be way off though.

Princess Toadstool is a frigid bitch. The cake is a lie.

Thats actually why if you live in the frigid northern cold parts or the extremely south southern cold parts you heat you cabin space up and keep your subs at a low volume until they get warmed up a bit. When the inside of you vehicle is -20 Celsius or whatnot and you go and blast your stereo and its butyl rubber or the foam surrounds you can really damage or lower the life expectancy because of the amount of bending they do.

Just a FYI to any of those know it all teens who dont know about this fact.

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

>> ^Yogi:
Yeah you're an idiot Bone...Ostrich attacks my child it's getting the shit kicked out of it.

Oops, didn't mean to upvote the idiot part.


Who cares Bones is stupid...Get With Booth Already you Frigid COW!!!

1. Can dance.
2. Can’t sing.
3. Loves pizza.
4. Hates pasta.
5. Likes the frigid cold.
6. Is missing Montana.
7. Resents Central Tennessee.
8. Has a crush on Canada (Alberta and BC I’m looking at you…)
9. Grew up around boys.
10. Strangers talk to me more often than my family does.
11. Rescues animals.
12. I Have killed animals.
13. I Have killed animals against my will.
14. Doesn’t like pork.
15. Eats turkey bacon.
16. Was almost married at 19 (dodged a bullet).
17. At one point was probably the only person in eastern Montana to have blue hair.
18. Used to play the flute and piccolo.
19. Got my training license at 14 (my real one at 15)
20. Once forgot my own birthday. (My sweet 16)
21. Used to be able to bench my own body weight but now I’m a wimp/heavier.
22. My mother was very artistic (she could draw or sculpt anything from her head). She didn’t do anything productive with her talent. She also has paranoid schizophrenia.
23. My dad worked for the railroad he was bipolar and “went crazy”. Living on the streets until he was ironically mugged, left on the train tracks to die (being ran over by a train).
24. My dad’s father also worked for the railroad…he's my real dad..(not in a biological sense)
25. My redneck neighbors really are that loud.