French toast or regular?

I wonder what French Toast does to you.

Ant, you are just so damn cute. I've never asked somone what their favorite food is and gotten such an extensive list (and even more impressive...it's in alphabetical order) as a response before. I thought you might say "italian food" or something like that. YOU ARE ADORABLE. Hey, isn't curry too spicy for you?

I'll feed you breakfast....let's have...french toast with sliced bananas on top instead of syrup. Sound good? What do you like to drink?

Hobbit Hole Breakfast: Two eggs fried right into the center of grilled Cheddar bun halves. Served with two strips of bacon and crispy hash browns topped with melted shredded Cheddar cheese and bacon.

Shire Sausage Skillet: Shire sausage with seasoned red-skinned potatoes, sautéed mushrooms and fire-roasted peppers and onions served on a sizzling skillet. Topped with shredded Cheddar cheese and two eggs.

Frodo's Pot Roast Skillet: Slow-cooked pot roast, herb-roasted carrots, celery, mushrooms and onions over broccoli and seasoned red-skinned potatoes served on a hot sizzling skillet. Topped with shredded Cheddar cheese and served with dinner bread.

The Ring Burger: A hand-pressed burger topped with Pepper Jack cheese, bacon, sautéed mushrooms and mayo on a grilled Cheddar cheese bun. Crowned with three crispy onion rings and served with lettuce, tomato, red onions, pickles and a side of wavy-cut French fries.

Gandalf's Gobble Melt: Tender sliced turkey breast and savory stuffing topped with melted Swiss cheese placed on grilled potato bread with a cranberry honey mustard spread. Served with your choice of side and gravy for dipping.

Dwarves' Turkey & Dressing Dinner: Tender sliced turkey breast, savory stuffing, gravy and cranberry sauce served with your choice of two sides and dinner bread. Feeds a band of Dwarves. Or one hungry human.....or Bear.

Lonely Mountain Treasure: Seed Cake French Toast cut into nine squares and served with a side of cream cheese icing for dipping.

Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies: Six bite-sized round red velvet Pancake Puppies® made with white chocolate chips and sprinkled with powdered sugar. Served with a side of cream cheese icing for dipping.

Bilbo's Berry Smoothie: Made with a delicious blend of raspberries, blueberries, pomegranate and nonfat yogurt.

Lone-Lands Campfire Cookie Milk Shake: A thick hand-dipped milk shake with a delicious blend of premium vanilla ice cream and s'mores cookie pieces topped with a dollop of whipped cream. Served with a little extra in the tin.

Man I could go for some funkin french toast.

Yum ... milk and eggs ... all they need now is some bread and they've got the makings for French Toast!

french toast!

>> ^Boise_Lib:

parody?


I don't know that it is parody exactly, but it surely is fail, which I added

Somehow I knew he was behind this.>> ^GeeSussFreeK:

Thanks go out to @Zifnab for finding these and letting me post one! Forever alone is my forever joy...because I find humor in my own misery!

Glad you liked it, I quite enjoyed it as well. You should sift the french toast one, I watched the first bit of it but didn't have time to finish it earlier.

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I haven't laughed so hard in while (in reference to your forever alone cooking). Awesome find. I laughed even harder at the french toast one.

I haven't laughed so hard in while (in reference to your forever alone cooking). Awesome find. I laughed even harder at the french toast one.

hydration and egg penetration of french toast drives me nuts

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That is AWESOME - Makes me hungry!
Mmmmmmmmmmm, Poutine Sandwich on French Toast...! - A combination I would never have thought of!