>> ^Jinx:

Almost worse is those ts with like, a word printed right across the chest. So I'm like, reading this and I look back up and I'm getting the dirtiest look. So yah, I'm going to print shit over my crotch and then give my frowny face a good work out.


The words are intended to draw attention, but only from very attractive men. Before you go reading any T shirts you've got to ask yourself; am I George Clooney? I'm sorry I don't make the rules, it's all for him.

Almost worse is those ts with like, a word printed right across the chest. So I'm like, reading this and I look back up and I'm getting the dirtiest look. So yah, I'm going to print shit over my crotch and then give my frowny face a good work out.

I was surprised how *NSFW the crotch shot was

If lands nose in he'll suffer a bad case of sprocket crotch.

>> ^dannym3141:

He should definitely ask for a second take - far too eager to bury his head and bum into her crotch.
Actually, i just clicked martina hill's name, there's 3 total videos of her on the sift and two involve her pressing her crotch into someone's face.


The show is pretty one note. But it's seriously funny to me. It's like bringing back the three stooges in the guise of a hot girl that speaks a language you can't understand, I love it.

He should definitely ask for a second take - far too eager to bury his head and bum into her crotch.

Actually, i just clicked martina hill's name, there's 3 total videos of her on the sift and two involve her pressing her crotch into someone's face.

Fanny Hill?>> ^Gutspiller:

>> ^KnivesOut:
So you can put your crotch in the gentleman's face, for the sake of the joke.>> ^Gutspiller:
Why would her panties be on a bookshelf?


I wonder what type of books are in her panty drawer?

>> ^KnivesOut:

So you can put your crotch in the gentleman's face, for the sake of the joke.>> ^Gutspiller:
Why would her panties be on a bookshelf?



I wonder what type of books are in her panty drawer?

So you can put your crotch in the gentleman's face, for the sake of the joke.>> ^Gutspiller:

Why would her panties be on a bookshelf?

Let's see what gets ignored pretty regularly.

Ass cracks. Hell Im probably guilty of this while out working and sweating like a pig and the pants start getting saturated and sagging. But also the girls who intentionally show them off...or dental floss bottoms that only fill in the gap slightly are somehow OK.

Loose tits, when they flop out of bikini tops, sides of shirts, etc. Never seen anyone arrested for this, but it's still against the law.

Far too tight of clothes, especially in the crotch area of guys. If the only difference is I don't see hair and skin tone but everything else is clearly visible. How is this not properly clothing yourself?

And people walk around in outfits that do this shit all day long.....no one bats an eye. This guy drops his pants and something shifts out of place letting you get a peak and off he goes. Not like he's purposefully pulling his bathing suit aside to let you get a good look.

>> ^Unsung_Hero:

Road trip with his dog = No eating, drinking, changing CD's, picking nose, or crotch adjusting.


Yeah I love my dogs, but I would try sticking him in the backseat or somewhere else to try to get him comfortable. You really DO NOT want to reinforce that behavior, good for a few videos and trips though.

Both my dogs on LONG road trips I stick in the flat bed of the back of the SUV, with the back seats down too. Usually there is a bunch of camping gear and various other stuff back there off to on side and they get the other, but they really like walking around on a flat area with some blankets below them for cushion and the Lhaso Apso needs a stuffed animal to be happy (he's like a 4 year old kid--I must admit it's a bit like this behavior, but it doesn't bug anybody and he seems to feel far more safe with his plush buddy...it's cute). The Terrier could give a rats ass about what is happening in the world, but he just wanders around to the various windows watching, he LOVES looking out the back window. Eventually the Terrier goes to sleep and that lets the Lhaso relax and he snuggles up against the Terrier and they go to sleep cuddled up, should throw a pick up.

Anyway, I really just wanted to talk about my dogs on car trips, but long story short: don't coddle them too much. You got to choose your moments. Hell watching the dog whisperer taught me a lot about dog psychology. It also shows HOW absolutely wrong "dog experts" are ALWAYS wrong about them--like putting down dogs that have been rescued from bad homes because they "puppy-guard" their food and are INTENSELY aggressive about it, they put these animals down. The Dog Whisperer EASILY modifies their psychology and STOPS it.

This guy should watch a few shows. Luckily my parents had parents that had some farm backgrounds, so animals were a must and how to handle them. So I've always been able to train my dogs and get them to do what I want. My friends can be oblivious, but really a show like the Dog Whisperer is perfect for people that have a dog and WANT to teach them to do other things or things they do differently.

I love dogs though, all types. Mans best friend, bar none. Smart enough to be useful (and some even save your damned LIFE) and their psychology allows them to be incredibly affectionate and wonderful, but YOU as their master MUST BE as well!

/I've said too much!

Road trip with his dog = No eating, drinking, changing CD's, picking nose, or crotch adjusting.

>> ^Darkhand:
I wonder where this was shot?


From YouTube: Approximately 9 days ago in Baltimore, Maryland an adult male standing on a sidewalk was surrounded by a group of young adult males and females. One of the females who looked like she was just wearing panties and a tee shirt started grinding her fat ass into the guys crotch like she wanted to get penetrated. One guy in a grey beenie starts creeping up to the victim on his right then two guys with white shirts are right next to him on the left. The taller one, Aaron Jacob Parsons reaches into the victim's front right pocket and grabs something before the guy could stop him.

>> ^Boise_Lib:

>> ^alien_concept:
...and nutting you in the crotch,

As opposed to nutting you elsewhere?


Well I guess it depends how short you are, I'm short

>> ^alien_concept:

...and nutting you in the crotch,

As opposed to nutting you elsewhere?