Parachute-crotch pants are weird.

I hate it when I have to shave crotch on my jeans.

Ahh!! I don't know which crotch to look at!

"Yeah, there's a dog on your balls." And people wonder why I look nervous whenever somebody's really huge dog shoves his face in my crotch.

"Lots of hate for the motorcyclist, must be people who don't ride."

Nah, we just all know crotch-rocketeers are just compensating and we pity them.

Ugggh. Hurt our crotch just watching that.

-0:01 : Cat finishes licking crotch for a bit.
0:00 : Notices TV
0:37 : Goes back to licking crotch.

Using a T-bar with a snowboard can be hard the first time because your natural instinct is to sit on it, which is wrong. Correct: stand perpendicular to the direction you're going, with the foot that's in the snowboard up the hill. Put the bar in your crotch, put your back foot on the board and wait for the T-bar to yank you up the hill by your inner thigh.

Crotch Rocket Bumper Sticker:
My Future Mouth Is a Polyurethane Tube

New York and Chicago have more violent gun crime than states with sane gun laws. Obama is a tool, a liar, and his crocodile tears leading to some fantasy where the USA has no guns may become a reality if people don't pull their heads outta their own asses concerning guns.

If that school was armed, that emo fuck would have been less likely to twist.

Ban guns is not an option, the fevor for ownership would explode. Everyone with a gun in their hand would be retarded, because the MAJORITY of peeps in the U.S. are developmentally disabled...That's like giving free cell phones and helmet-less crotch-rocket rides to primary school children. Oh wait. They've already done that here.

http://videosift.com/video/Dude-Takes-a-Mountain-to-His-Crotch-at-120-mph-no-joke

Accidentally crashing and miraculously surviving is not really a precision target strike. There are actually a number of people who have had green stains on their suit or scraped up hands from getting too close to a tree, but none of that was really on purpose.

By the way, the fact that he hit the pole that accurately after a slalom turn is insane. Wingsuits don't turn on a dime, it's more akin to running around on ice with bowling shoes.

Wasn't there a vid with a wingsuit guy who smashed his crotch on something? That was the first ever precision target strike.

I'm fine and dandy. The crotch fruit has amassed three years on this earthly plane. Time does indeed fly. I'm delighted to see you on the sift again. You're a pillar of the internet.

Wait until he puts an iphone to his crotch with lips on it.

You make it sound like that's a bad thing, my day isn't complete until I've watched a baby-mouthed crotch cannon fired from a homo erotically themed Segway.