This isn't the video with the crocodile cock, is it??
*kids

What if a crocodile decides to yawn?

My sister was a master at the crocodile tears as a kid, so I know how that brother feels lol.

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Dude, that alley-tabby has a long past from the looks of it-Straight-Up New Delhi Alley cat, scars and muscles to prove it-He's been pads, paws, n claws since the day he was born in that alley, next TO the crocodile! They're probably friends and play alla time!

Oh and that cat has probably fucked everything within a 10 mile radius of that alley, too!

A crocodile and an elephant walk into a bar...

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New York and Chicago have more violent gun crime than states with sane gun laws. Obama is a tool, a liar, and his crocodile tears leading to some fantasy where the USA has no guns may become a reality if people don't pull their heads outta their own asses concerning guns.

If that school was armed, that emo fuck would have been less likely to twist.

Ban guns is not an option, the fevor for ownership would explode. Everyone with a gun in their hand would be retarded, because the MAJORITY of peeps in the U.S. are developmentally disabled...That's like giving free cell phones and helmet-less crotch-rocket rides to primary school children. Oh wait. They've already done that here.

>> ^artician:

>> ^Deano:
http://news.google.co
m/newspapers?nid=1946&dat=19740927&id=EYY0AAAAIBAJ&sjid=7qEFAAAAIBAJ&pg=2860,3762583
According to this article he suffered injuries during the scene which took 3 months to film.

HE suffered injuries? What about the crocs? That was kind of shitty that they used real animals, I really thought it was faked.


Apparently he wrangled the creatures and was very good at that.

There's no way you'd be allowed to do this today and rightfully so. The seventies were a different time, as we're recalling a lot in the UK right now...

>> ^Deano:

http://news.google.co
m/newspapers?nid=1946&dat=19740927&id=EYY0AAAAIBAJ&sjid=7qEFAAAAIBAJ&pg=2860,3762583
According to this article he suffered injuries during the scene which took 3 months to film.


HE suffered injuries? What about the crocs? That was kind of shitty that they used real animals, I really thought it was faked.

Nothing I have ever done has come close to the sheer unadulterated terror I felt when I went for a walk in the northern territory.

This wasn't some kind of hardcore Bear Grylls style bush walk either. It was a 30 min ramble along a path in a national park with a difficulty that the average toddler would find easy.

Halfway along the path it comes close to a river with a sign casually pointing out that there might be crocodiles, so ya know, try not to get eaten. And hey whadyaknow? There's a bloody great saltwater living-f#$king-dinosaur about 10m from the path, sunning itself on the river bank.

I've done my share of adventure activities and had one or two times when I feared for my life, but this was the only time I was genuinely concerned that I would be eaten.

No-one should live in australia.

Got me by 42 minutes... LOL... Australia used to be very high on my list of places to live when I was a kid (loved Koalas and Kangaroos)... until Crocodile Hunter taught me that every single deadly creature in the world (insects, snakes, spiders...) seem to live there... still not high on the list due to censorship issues regarding games and movies... in the end it became more and more New Zealand as the place to go if I was to move down south... and then the LotR movies came out and that solidified NZ... still the impossibility of moving out of the US makes that an impossible dream...

Actually, the correct way to feed a crocodile is to have this guy do it for you.