@harpom & @BoneRemake

Cry me a river. The ideas you have about this are dumb.

Your brains apparently don't understand the concept of context and severity.

First, "the burning sensations of wasabi are not oil-based, they are short-lived compared to the effects of chili peppers, and are washed away with more food or liquid. The sensation is felt primarily in the nasal passage and can be quite painful depending on amount taken."

[i.e. - digestion isn't a problem. the kid won't have an upset tummy or burning curry butthole later]

Furthermore, "Wasabi is a Japanese horseradish which can range from dangerously spicy to mildly spicy."

Therefore. If you start with a small amount of weak wasabi and mix it with soy sauce or the like, what you get is.. SOMETHING NOT THAT HOT/SPICY.

[plus that baby is wearing american flags on his pajamas which means it probably wasn't even TRUE wasabi. i.e. some weak ass horseradish paste]

Second, this probably isn't the first time these parents have done this since the baby doesn't seem too surprised and he takes it well. They probably knew the outcome.

Third, they didn't force the kid to finish it like THIS terrible shitty mother.

So again, context [knowing your kid can handle it] and severity [not forcing a fistful of wasabi on the kid].

I bet next time they'll each have their own harness line so it's not a smattering of nuts to buttholes.

NSFW for buttholes.

I like you now.

In reply to this comment by sepatown:
I've got to be careful. So, what I'm gonna do is sneak up on it and jam my thumb in its butthole.

I've got to be careful. So, what I'm gonna do is sneak up on it and jam my thumb in its butthole.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

Tax deductable junket professional conference. I'm going to visit my family as well.
>> ^blankfist:

I was just thinking about an LA Sift-Up, too. What brings you to the butthole of the Earth?

I was just thinking about an LA Sift-Up, too. What brings you to the butthole of the Earth?

my kids know their anatomy. probably because my careers have been all about the anatomy. and i'm all about anatomy. i like that they know their anatomy. right now my son is all about saying "butt" everything. we went camping a few weeks ago and he shared a tent with his friend and they were up saying the word "buttcrack" ALL NIGHT. i think it's probably the dirtiest word they know. it's getting pretty annoying though. i've started just ignoring it and hope he grows out of it soon. probably not though. inflatablevagina and i still giggle about buttholes every time we get together. at least we've grown out of picking each others noses. >> ^spoco2:

That's a pretty standard 5 year old thing to say I reckon...
'butthole' is something a lot of them find funny, along with bumhole, bumface, poo breath and the like.
'punch you in your vagina' is pretty much the same as 'hit you in the penis', which I know my kids find funny... although they currently find the word 'doodle' more amusing than penis. Sure we scorn them if they say that to anyone, even in jest, because of just, the whole violence thing as a whole, but it is fairly standard fare.
My kids certainly know it's called a penis and that their sister doesn't have one, but has a vagina. I can't stand kids being taught 'fanny' or 'hoo hoo' or any one of the many ridiculous fill-ins for penis and vagina. That's what they are, it's not rood.
So, yeah, not great that you have such a dick neighbour and that your kid felt angered at him like that, but it's pretty innocuous language really, certainly much more 5 year old than "Shutup asshole before I hit you in your cunt".
I would imagine that the word 'vagina' stopped the other kid in his tracks because his parents think that's a terrible, rude word, rather than just the name of a piece of anatomy.

That's a pretty standard 5 year old thing to say I reckon...
'butthole' is something a lot of them find funny, along with bumhole, bumface, poo breath and the like.
'punch you in your vagina' is pretty much the same as 'hit you in the penis', which I know my kids find funny... although they currently find the word 'doodle' more amusing than penis. Sure we scorn them if they say that to anyone, even in jest, because of just, the whole violence thing as a whole, but it is fairly standard fare.

My kids certainly know it's called a penis and that their sister doesn't have one, but has a vagina. I can't stand kids being taught 'fanny' or 'hoo hoo' or any one of the many ridiculous fill-ins for penis and vagina. That's what they are, it's not rood.

So, yeah, not great that you have such a dick neighbour and that your kid felt angered at him like that, but it's pretty innocuous language really, certainly much more 5 year old than "Shutup asshole before I hit you in your cunt".

I would imagine that the word 'vagina' stopped the other kid in his tracks because his parents think that's a terrible, rude word, rather than just the name of a piece of anatomy.

if you want it to get in faster, just tickle it's butthole

Yummm... cockcheese... thats my favorite.

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
There is no excuse for my thoughtlessness, you're quite right. Cockcheese.
In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
And me, you butthole

>> ^bareboards2:

MIKESHL13!!! I forgot Mikes! We are fellow accountants and love the Daily Show. i forgot to mention her...
Mikes, if you read the comments, you know that better late than never, right?
And taranimator. She's a noobie.
In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
In reply to this comment by bareboards2:
I am still figuring out who has an innie and who has an outie. I'm think Rae is one of the femme crew?
Aren't we marvelous! Issy and Lann and Bea and who else? Smart women all!
Thanks for the atta-girl... And I certainly enjoy your comments on the vids....
In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
Well done you, your vids are generally excellent. What a brilliant addition to the femme crew!
Yeppers, Rae is short for Rachel. Now lemme think; off the top of my head the girls on site are: Issy, Lann, Bea, mintbbbb, laura, UsesProzac, AdrianBlack, LittleRed, ThePinky, annnnd that's all I can think of

There is no excuse for my thoughtlessness, you're quite right. Cockcheese.
In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
And me, you butthole

>> ^bareboards2:

MIKESHL13!!! I forgot Mikes! We are fellow accountants and love the Daily Show. i forgot to mention her...
Mikes, if you read the comments, you know that better late than never, right?
And taranimator. She's a noobie.
In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
In reply to this comment by bareboards2:
I am still figuring out who has an innie and who has an outie. I'm think Rae is one of the femme crew?
Aren't we marvelous! Issy and Lann and Bea and who else? Smart women all!
Thanks for the atta-girl... And I certainly enjoy your comments on the vids....
In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
Well done you, your vids are generally excellent. What a brilliant addition to the femme crew!
Yeppers, Rae is short for Rachel. Now lemme think; off the top of my head the girls on site are: Issy, Lann, Bea, mintbbbb, laura, UsesProzac, AdrianBlack, LittleRed, ThePinky, annnnd that's all I can think of

Shouldn't that be "buttholes"? There have been at least four people chiming in on the great women here....

I admit to butt-holiness. I know about you from the great and glorious @peggedbea -- so I stand humbled by your chastisement.

I want company though -- twas not I alone who omitted you from the pantheon!


>> ^inflatablevagina:

And me, you butthole
>> ^bareboards2:
MIKESHL13!!! I forgot Mikes! We are fellow accountants and love the Daily Show. i forgot to mention her...
Mikes, if you read the comments, you know that better late than never, right?
And taranimator. She's a noobie.
In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
In reply to this comment by bareboards2:
I am still figuring out who has an innie and who has an outie. I'm think Rae is one of the femme crew?
Aren't we marvelous! Issy and Lann and Bea and who else? Smart women all!
Thanks for the atta-girl... And I certainly enjoy your comments on the vids....
In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
Well done you, your vids are generally excellent. What a brilliant addition to the femme crew!
Yeppers, Rae is short for Rachel. Now lemme think; off the top of my head the girls on site are: Issy, Lann, Bea, mintbbbb, laura, UsesProzac, AdrianBlack, LittleRed, ThePinky, annnnd that's all I can think of

And me, you butthole

>> ^bareboards2:

MIKESHL13!!! I forgot Mikes! We are fellow accountants and love the Daily Show. i forgot to mention her...
Mikes, if you read the comments, you know that better late than never, right?
And taranimator. She's a noobie.
In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
In reply to this comment by bareboards2:
I am still figuring out who has an innie and who has an outie. I'm think Rae is one of the femme crew?
Aren't we marvelous! Issy and Lann and Bea and who else? Smart women all!
Thanks for the atta-girl... And I certainly enjoy your comments on the vids....
In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
Well done you, your vids are generally excellent. What a brilliant addition to the femme crew!
Yeppers, Rae is short for Rachel. Now lemme think; off the top of my head the girls on site are: Issy, Lann, Bea, mintbbbb, laura, UsesProzac, AdrianBlack, LittleRed, ThePinky, annnnd that's all I can think of

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