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chicchorea
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inflatablevaginaYour badges say you've been busy!
schmawy
(Member Profile)
inflatablevagina<3
JiggaJonson
(Member Profile)
inflatablevaginait happened.
lucky760
(Member Profile)
inflatablevaginaIt's good to be seen!
I can't ever stay away. It's like a crack addiction
Howdy, stranger! Haven't seen you around these here parts for nigh on a few years it feels. I hope you're back to stay. It's great to see you!
Farhad2000
(Member Profile)
inflatablevaginaFarhad... get yer butt back on da sift
schmawy
(Member Profile)
inflatablevaginabut of course!!
Thank you Ivy!
JiggaJonson
(Member Profile)
inflatablevaginaThanks for the promote JJ. Good to see you're still around
*promote
schmawy
(Member Profile)
inflatablevaginaExcellent idea, mr kitteh
Oh I've had many of those too. Mostly misadventures actually. Why don't you make a mission to not miss the next misadventure Mrs. Vagina?
schmawy
(Member Profile)
inflatablevaginaI miss adventures.
I've been off on wild adventures! Derring-do and whatnot. I will always be a Son of Sift though.
schmawy
(Member Profile)
inflatablevaginaschmawy... meow to you mr kitty.
youve disappeared off the planet.
L0cky (Member Profile)
inflatablevaginaMmmm... Gravy drinks
Wait, people eat just apple sauce?
Is that like dessert after your ketchup entree, a main course of horse radish, and a warm glass of gravy?
ponceleon
(Member Profile)
inflatablevaginajust doing some assists... BAM!
schmawy
(Member Profile)
inflatablevaginaSchmawy.. I have called for you to enter the lounge. why do you hate me??
schmawy
(Member Profile)
inflatablevaginaschmawy. Move to Texas. Stat.
Raaagh
(Member Profile)
inflatablevaginaWe can call it a spank bank, if you prefer.
In reply to this comment by Raaagh:
"For Your Masturbatory Pleasure, Lita Ford"
I'd prefer it if you didnt make mention my masturbatory pleasure. Not trying to be funny.