Yeah, that's about the mentality I expect from PETA. Fucking idiots.
Not all birds are raised in factory farms.
Her weak ass motherfucking 'meal' would probably make me hurl. Tofu wrapped in homemade what? Could it be, perhaps, maybe, SATAN!? (Time to do my superior dance) Disgusting.
I'll also stick to dead birds and butthole bread.

It's like looking up at your butthole with a terrible case of hemorrhoids. Whoooooaaaaaaaa.

Wow, she is a big fat one, probably pregnant too. Look at all the battle-scars on her, magnificent.


Well, now I'm gonna jam my thumb up her butthole, that'll really piss her off!

Happy Birthday butthole! Hope its a most favorable day

Glad someone sifted this.

I was just about to post this so I could rip into @bobknight33's butthole.

*Ahem*

You see Bob, you're so focused on hating Liberals & Democrats you willfully ignore all these vicious white SAVAGES & THUGS.

Just look at those wild white beasts.
They're destroying property, acting like animals, and tearing apart THEIR OWN COMMUNITIES!

Just common thugs rioting and looting, committing white on white violence.

And for what? Because the didn't like some sporting event results?

How trivial and uneducated of them.

It's a shame, this is exactly why we can't make any progress as a country.

You know, this is precisely what the Conservative Agenda is promoting. White on White crime.

Repulicans, they can keep lining their pockets on Wall Street.

While the average single white mothers fight over the scraps.

~Fin~

See Bob, doesn't that sound like a shit argument? No?

Oh wait, I already know your answer to that. "It's the liberal agenda!" Right?

The Liberal-homosexual-illegal-alien-It-makes-me-uncomfortable-to-acknowledge-the-centuries-of-global-oppression-that-my-white-privilege-represents-so-I'l
l-just-blame-every-minority-for-the-problems-my-forefathers-created Agenda!

Right?!?!

"Don't worry ... this one's not poisonous "

Try explaining that to your butthole as that sucker burrows its way inside. teehee

That has always bothered me. I think 99% of people are unaware that Wayne was saying "Ass sphincter says what," thinking he was just saying "A sphincter says what."

Because of that, it entered the social vernacular malformed and disfigured such that everyone now considers "sphincter" as synonymous with "butthole."

The anchorwoman in this video, Leslie Sykes (whom I watch every morning, by the way), is right on.

At a certain age you really should be using moist towelettes. Healthy buttholes, people.

I hope the guy who did this gets his butthole touched in prison. In b4 some nerd or his dog get shot by a twitchy cop.

I just realized yesterday that bananas grow what to me is upside-down.

I have a banana tree growing in my backyard and based on its size and growth rate I'm expecting it to fruit for the first time sometime soon, but each leaf that grows out come out rolled up from the center of the last leaf, and I couldn't visualize how the stinking bananas could grow out of there. (There are no stems or branches or trunk.)

Then I looked it up and saw pictures like the one in this video where all the bananas in a bunch have their butthole pointed up at the sky and their stem attached at their bottom.

Who knew?

OH NO! This freaked me out cuz i have an itchy butthole from time to time