Ideal proposal:

"Sup"
"hey"

*tosses ring*

"Wanna get on my insurance?"
"Sure."

badda bing, badda boom.

>> ^rottenseed:

>> ^westy:
Its the type of thing where all the stuff that makes her attractive could end up bing the most annoying and least attractive things if you had a relationship with her.

True dat


But I don't think I'd get tired of the sucking the teeth thing.

>> ^westy:

Its the type of thing where all the stuff that makes her attractive could end up bing the most annoying and least attractive things if you had a relationship with her.


True dat

Its the type of thing where all the stuff that makes her attractive could end up bing the most annoying and least attractive things if you had a relationship with her.

I watched the first 2 seasons of Oz when they were broadcasted here... For some reason I stopped after that... I think it is one of the best prison shows that's been created.
In reply to this comment by geo321:
I downloaded the six seasons of the series OZ before I went away last week. Now I'm in the middle of binge watching the show. I'm about to begin watching season five now after watching thru four brutally dark seasons in two and a half days. I'm saying this because that doc so relates right now. absolutely brutal.
Here's the show... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118421/
Here's the torrent... http://btjunkie.org/torrent/Oz-COMPLETE-DVDRip/3952996652f8ac10a6ce1f261fee9bc35c765aab35be
Cheers. It is the most depressing show ever, but so very well done.

In reply to this comment by LarsaruS:
Hey, just added episode two to the mega jail to the comment section on your sift... feel free to sift it.

I downloaded the six seasons of the series OZ before I went away last week. Now I'm in the middle of binge watching the show. I'm about to begin watching season five now after watching thru four brutally dark seasons in two and a half days. I'm saying this because that doc so relates right now. absolutely brutal.
Here's the show... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118421/
Here's the torrent... http://btjunkie.org/torrent/Oz-COMPLETE-DVDRip/3952996652f8ac10a6ce1f261fee9bc35c765aab35be
Cheers. It is the most depressing show ever, but so very well done.

In reply to this comment by LarsaruS:
Hey, just added episode two to the mega jail to the comment section on your sift... feel free to sift it.

FOUR drinks?

You have got to be kidding. That's not a 'binge', that's lunch...

Another reason why I think he has schizophrenia rather than bi-polar: he has his kids with the porn stars and him. Even when they party! (Although, I must admit it could be bi-polar as mania can get REALLY bad accompanied by psychotic/hallucinatory type situations and grandeur; and this happened after a binge...)

The porn stars have even said publicly that the children don't belong there. Charlie sounds like he's having some disconnects with reality. Most likely due to drugs (which is why bi-polar is popular, because of it's typical "self-medicating" issues, but this isn't self-medication as that entails that there is a lacking in mood, and Charlie never seems depressed. Plus during the interview he said he was clean for quite sometime; he didn't sound like it.

This all sounds like schizophrenia (if it is bi-polar, I'm guessing it's more drug related than anything else, due to his own words): ranging from psychotic, to normal, to semi-delusional or completely delusional; the drugs would increase the effect and also create more issues if the use is heavy. I personally think he's created this psychotic, semi-delusional state most likely from the "hardcore" drugs (his seven rocks, and self created non-terrestrial based logic). That stuff is like a Vulcan mind meld with a potato if you use it non-stop; it'll force your mind to neurologically connect itself in all sorts of ways it shouldn't. That's assuming there isn't some damage in there (like plaques, causing shifts in personality; that's a determination only the closest to him, or himself, can make).

I like how he sues Warner Brothers for firing him. The other actors on the show should counter-sue him.

>> ^MycroftHomlz:

There is just no way he is not on drugs.


At this point, "not on drugs" doesn't bring him much closer to average brain chemistry.
I doubt that even he would claim that his brain is the same as it was before the binging... He's just saying that he is fine with the new equilibrium.

I hate the Onion! They made me watch that whole thing and all I got out of it were a few hearty chuckles! I demand they take themselves off the Internet for still being more popular than Bing ever will be!

/piglet

Might want to check my link again. It cites the Oxford English Dictionary 2nd Edition 1989. So yes, it is in Oxford. darkrowan's link addresses this as well.

>> ^lucky760:

>> ^blankfist:
Does anything rhyme with elbow?

Hell no. Bilbo is the closest I could find, but not a full rhyme obviously.
>> ^darkrowan:
Sporange

Jargon doesn't count.
>> ^gwiz665:
"Door hinge" would like a word.

Not even close, though it might depend on your accent.
>> ^Skeeve:
"Chilver"

Not in Oxford so it must not be a real word. (Oxford has more credibility than the wiktionary.)
>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
Whore binge?

Bingo! <insert Charlie Sheen joke here>

>> ^blankfist:

Does anything rhyme with elbow?


Hell no. Bilbo is the closest I could find, but not a full rhyme obviously.

>> ^darkrowan:

Sporange


Jargon doesn't count.

>> ^gwiz665:

"Door hinge" would like a word.


Not even close, though it might depend on your accent.

>> ^Skeeve:

"Chilver"


Not in Oxford so it must not be a real word. (Oxford has more credibility than the wiktionary.)

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

Whore binge?


Bingo! <insert Charlie Sheen joke here>

Whore binge?

That Bing impression was dead on!

You'd think this would be an opportunity for Bing or an upstart to provide better results. Nothing lasts forever...