Animal Planet animation budget must have been non existent. The myth however did spawn a fun video game.

Haven't you watched Animal Planet? Those fuckers can get out of ANYTHING.

The Revolution is definitely coming and I'll be there day one.

You do mean, "The Revolution", that new open-world, sandbox video game coming out at the holidays?

Yeah, that looks totally bloody and realistic. Too bad it's a console exclusive. That's cool though because I just got my tablet PC and there's so many games and movies on there I spend like 6 hours a day just getting through the free stuff. It's like almost another full time job just getting through my entertainment library!!!!

Wait! Sometimes the government just gets me SOOO angry!

Holy cow! Speaking of, has anyone been watching shark week? What is up with Animal Planet and their fake Megalodon documentary? That channel used to be totally awesome for vegging out and watching educational programming.

Speaking of....MARIJUANA IS LEGAL IN MY STATE!!! Woohoooo! I can't believe it's taken this long for people to come to their senses...

Wait, what were we talking about? Recording stuff.

TOTALLY!!! My new cable DVR holds so many hours of HD recording it's insane! I've got, like, every CSI episode broadcast since March on there and still only 1/3 full.

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Revolution maybe, public uprising in the US? ...never.

Nat Geo puts out such trash these days. Even the Discovery Channel does better nature documentaries. Where'd they get that narrator; was if from Talk Soup on E! or from the Animal Planet ('I used my phone to videotape my dog acting neurotically') network?
David Attenborough might die early just so that he can roll over in his grave at this crap.

..and octopus don't have "tentacles". They have arms, eight arms.

It's true, the History channel used to focus on historically accurate facts and I loved watching it.

Now it just creates more of the same crap TV that you see everywhere else. The Knowledge Network and Animal Planet are much the same.

Where did all the true documentaries go?

>> ^legacy0100:

My professor actually works for the Animal Planet and our class had to make a fan-made video for the puppy bowl using raw footage lol


Can we see the fan-made one?

No kittens?

My professor actually works for the Animal Planet and our class had to make a fan-made video for the puppy bowl using raw footage lol

The only thing I will add to this vitriolic stew is following:

It is hard to roast a late 30-something douchebag who clearly lives alone in his parents basement. I have come to know MrFist from a previous internet forum, except there his name was MrFiskers.

I am not sure why he came to El Sift, originally. My guess is he bonded with a fellow cat lover over a video they mutually masterbated over.

Look, we are talking about a guy who trips on acid alone in his parents basement. Imagine a room where even the carpet is painted black and a dozen or so cats roam free under the intense glow of black lights. Here in this cavern, lives our sad little MFist. In place that no woman has gone since Jenny Mazbaker wondered down there looking for a bathroom when his older brother John threw a Culture Club party in 86. We all would be ignorant of his parents shame, save for the fact that John's wife Stacy called animal planet.

MrFist deserves our pitty, out acceptance, like a sheep that has strayed to far from reality and has been sucked into the chasm of WoW.

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Oh, crap. We are roasting MrFisK not MrFisT. Wow. My bad dude. You are cool. Punisher Rocks! I was thinking we were roasting @blankfist again. Mia culpa.

http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2010/03/16/mike-tyson-to-host-reality-show-on-animal-planet/

Are you in the race?

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No narration from Animal Planet?

like an episode of Animal Planet.

'Once driven from the pack, the outsider is further discouraged from returning with displays of physical aggression.'

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Oh man, I wanted to withhold my vote because of that awful commentary, but baby raccoons suckling from mother dog is too cute! Darn you, Animal Planet!