http://videosift.com/video/Horny-Bull-Seduced-By-a-Bike-Gone-Wrong

stop seducing me with your scientific mumbling!

Considering the freaking shit my wife gives me if I have a hang nail while rubbing her back, I'd kinda believe that inserting a 1.5 inch long false nail in to a twat (or another hole...) might not exactly be what most real women want.

That being said, if you want real lesbian porn, go looking for amateur stuff (and not that fake "Straight girl seduced by lesbian" crap either). There are plenty of voluntary amateur porn 'stars' out there with their own sites which allow them to make money being an exhibitionist.

As I understand it, this is quite close to the truth, at least the reason why the mermaid/siren/melusine has two tails (if you're going to have a sexy seducing creature, it needs to be... compatible).

The "Mark of the Beast" may very well be an allusion to humanity's addiction to the machine, to material gain. The Whore Babylon, the system that feeds upon resources and in doing so, consumes itself. The same whore which deludes and seduces humans to blindly follow a system which may inevitably wipe out the species.

Some scholars believe the allegory refers to the Roman Empire ,or a similar one.... the NOW-

Personally, I can't wait for some bio-mods, heads-up display retinas, all of it. Plug me into Babylon, baby!!

It's a fallacy to frame the argument as a "need". It's an argument from a position of ignorance. I seem to like bicycles and computers. Why does anybody need so many bicycles and computers? What, am I going to ride them all at once? Am I going to hack the government and seduce pre-teens online? Nope. I just like bicycles and computers and don't let go of them easily.

Same goes for gun/knife enthusiasts. It's something they feel a strong affinity with. Shooting guns is a hell of a lot of fun, and, as with just about anything mechanical, knowing their specs and maintenance is highly attractive to many people. Those people end up with a lot of guns because they like them. They don't need to justify anything beyond that.

That said, this particular storage system is weak as hell.

This same guy (Dimitri) approached me when I was walking down that same street in the video!!! Within about 10 seconds of talking to me, he asked me to have sex with him! I said I wasn't interested and he handed me his sleazy business card (advertising that he is Toronto's greatest lover and seducer) with a link to his website http://www.dimitrithelover.com/ Ok, so I was kind of tempted just to see what the hell the site was about...SO NASTY.

Thanks, messenger.
I's guessing this video may trigger some repressed memories about this priest.
In reply to this comment by messenger:
*promote the bullshit.

i actually might have something in common w/ these boys, i've stopped trying to seduce women too. has a lot to do with my self image

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

As I remember, Bart Simpson said, "Rub-a-dub-dub thanks for the grub"
sigh and Smithers tried to seduce Mr. Burns, not Homer.
Get your Simpson's info straight you idiots!


I think he also said "we paid for this, so thanks for nothing" (paraphrased). It was in the episode where Burns runs for governor.

Anyway, Bart was right

As I remember, Bart Simpson said, "Rub-a-dub-dub thanks for the grub"

*sigh* and Smithers tried to seduce Mr. Burns, not Homer.

Get your Simpson's info straight you idiots!

$500,000 house arrest fees? wtf....how about you wikileak your daily expenses assange. Thank god hes under house arrest otherwise what would it cost to keep him afloat? If you havent, you should really look up Julians inner musings on his sexiness and irresistibility...heres a small sample.

"I've always found women caught in a thunderstorm appealing. Perhaps it is a male universal, for without advertising this proclivity a lovely girl I knew, but not well, on discovering within herself lascivious thoughts about me and noticing raindrops outside her windows, stood for a moment fully clothed in her shower before letting the wind and rain buffet her body as she made her tremulous approach to my door and of course I could not turn her away.

"But then, just when one might suspect that men are krill to the baleen of female romantic manipulation, I found myself loving a girl who was a coffee addict. I would make a watery paste of finely ground coffee and surreptitiously smear this around my neck and shoulders before seducing her so she would associate my body with her dopaminergic cravings. But every association relates two objects both ways. She started drinking more and more coffee. Sometimes I looked at her cups of liquid arabicia with envious eyes for if there were four cups then somehow, I was one of them, or a quarter of everyone one of them..."

Funny. But his conclusion that MOSTLY childless orphaned women of a certain age can be seduced by the idea of a family support system, being the only target audience for the Mormons, is pretty down right silly.

The world is made up of an array of different people, with different needs.

My brother was "seduced" into the church at age 20 with all the family stuff. He certainly wasn't alone.

Having said that, a friend of a friend fits his imagined demographic perfectly. Except she hid the fact she thought the whole religion was hogwash -- she just needed help as an older woman with no family, and she joined the church to get it.

It's all fascinating, however you slice it.

*takes of pants*

I am now a giant snake.
>> ^ant:

>> ^gwiz665:
I take on many forms to seduce my prey, be it woman, tub or athropod.
>> ^ant:
Gwiz665 is a dog?


Prove it. So now, you're a lobster alien/Zoidberg.