I take on many forms to seduce my prey, be it woman, tub or athropod.
>> ^ant:

Gwiz665 is a dog?

'Verily I say unto you, the popstar shall not enter the Kingdom of Heaven. For teenage pop is an abomination unto the Lord, yay, as is the wearing of mixed fabrics.'

And they brought before Jesus a man named Biebarus, who was a Gentile, and a seducer of virgins. And many a young woman followed after, and there was weeping and throbbing of hearts.

'Behold, this man keepeth his hair as maidens do, and singeth in womanly tones. Pray cast out the demons that possess him, lest he become as the sinners of Sodom and Gomorrah.'

But Jesus, tiring of the multitudes, withdrew by boat privately to a solitary place, to enjoy the fellowship of his disciples.

Matthew 19:23-27



>> ^DerHasisttot:

>> ^GenjiKilpatrick:
boy. you're goin' to hell cause Jesus thinks that shit is gross.

I agree. Teenage-popmusic sucks.

1. My online moniker is the first 8 letters of my high school nickname. The whole thing wouldn't fit on the scoreboard of a late 80s pinball high score board.
2. I was mute for a week with strep throat, and still managed to seduce someone using only physical comedy and facial expressions.
3. I've logged 79 of the 110 Messier Objects.
4. I once killed a groundhog because he was a legitimate threat to my food supply.
5. I can do amazing things with a map and compass.
6. I can do something with my tongue that I've never seen another human do. (This is in no way related to #2)
7. Al Gore once beat me in a foot race.
8. I can sing the theme to Land of the Lost.
9. I live closer to a trailhead than a gorcery store.
10. I am the only member of my family to live more than 25 miles away from where I was born.
11. I owe #10 to my time in the US Marines.
12. When someone asks "are there any questions" I almost always ask "What's the atomic weight of beryllium?"
13. When someone tells me the title of a book they're reading, I almost always ask, "did you get to the part where he dies yet?"
14. I can tell time and navigate by looking at the sky.
15. I love fast, upside down, looping rollercoasters, but the merry go round makes me sick.
16. I once filtered and drank mosquito infested muck as an alternative to dehydrating.
17. I bought my first couch at age 41.
18. I've never purchased a car, although I have bartered for many.
19. I once saw a medical professional use a frozen hotdog to insert a condom into a drunk guy's rectum.
20. I owe #19 to my time in the US Marines.
21. To this very day, I still have dreams about the Leonids Meteor Storm I saw in 2001.
22. I can prove the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
23. My favorite number is 23.
24. I brew damn fine apple cider.
25. I have seen many amazing things.

>> ^MilkmanDan:

Yep, I have Fable 1. I'd agree that Fable 1 isn't really a sandbox game, but there are so few games that are that I tend to take games that aren't really in that mold and play them as if they were. As long as I don't have to screw around with too much story to get to where I can just run along and do my own thing, I can live with it.
Even the GTA series, probably the most popular example of a fairly "pure" sandbox design, often require you to do some random story crap before you actually open up the map... There's always roadblocks at the start of the game unless you mod them out!


The reason I'd say this isn't a sandbox game is not because you can't dick around, but that dicking around is not actually any fun. If you choose to ignore your quests and just go exploring, what you find is some random enemies, a bunch of locked doors and locked treasure chests.

This is because every bit of the world is designed for one quest or another. Exploring only allows you to go through a broken version of a place you WILL definitely be lead through on a quest a bit later.

And the minigames of lutehero, real estate buyer and idiot NPC seducer don't count because, again, they're each just terrible.

Then again I'm not impartial, I have a special hatred for this game because my savegame got corrupted 10 hours in. There's exactly one autosave slot, no backups and no manual saves allowed. So you're just screwed if that happens. And it happens for no apparent reason, it's not linked to any hardware or power failure.

Is he trying to seduce her with his eyes?!!

"Pervert Girl seduces cat", more like.

"Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. Today on To Catch a Predator, we ambush a sick bastard who's been stalking underage dogs on the internet."

*hours later*

"Hey! Is...is Meatwad in?"

"No she's not. But I'm Chris Hansen. Why don't you take a seat over there?"

"Oh! Well, sure. Look, what's this about?"

"Well the problem here is that I believe you've been seducing young dogs on the internet. intrnlprym84evr? Is that your chatroom name?"

"Yeah it is, but...it's not what you think. I didn't..."

"You said, on July 19th, 2010, to Meatwad, 'Do you like child porn?' 'I'm totally going to take you on a child porn.' 'Child porn is good for you and is an excellent way to relieve stress.' 'Once I get this leash on you I'm going to child porn you all over town.' 'Hey, maybe if you get your friends we can child porn them together.' Now, do you think that that's appropriate language to use with an underage dog?"

"I'm going to be arrested, aren't I?"

"You'll be serving time in the dog house for a loooong time."

Hilarious, but unnecessary.

The best thing to do when a woman has a boyfriend is to seduce her then convince her to leave him for you. That's how I got my girl of 8 years.

DOUBLE-fucking-promote? Are you trying to seduce me, rasch?

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*doublepromote

>> ^GeeSussFreeK:

Ya, they are the evil corporation that you ask to put in deeper...

Like Apple, except they seduce smart people.
; p

http://videosift.com/video/Hippies-Wail-for-Dead-Trees-1

the comment at the bottom might seduce you into action.

wiccans take great joy in "seducing" christian children into wicca? just like how christians take great joy in "converting" wiccans?

i'm a proud catholic, but i hate, HATE double standards, for anyone.

Forgive me if somebody has already made this point, but I couldn't wade through all the comments implying this man was sick for his attraction to an underage girl.

Let us speak for a moment about nature. In the wild, female mammals will often mate and bear children the very first season they are able to do so. The fact that they have grown old enough to bear children is good enough for nature. If an 8 year old male animal was to mate with a 2 year old female, we would not call that male sick, depraved, and in need of treatment. We consider it natural, even though the male in this case is four times the female's age.

Human beings are animals. Granted, society has established extra terms of proper behavior that we have superimposed upon our animal nature, but the animal is there regardless. People tend to forget this. In regards to this discussion, it is perfectly natural for a male human to begin finding a female human attractive sexually when she begins to show secondary sexual characteristics. These include a widening of the hips, and enlargement of the breasts. The starts normally between age 8 and 13, usually around 10.

We can assume that this young woman had for five years been developing the traits that are specifically designed by evolution to arouse males' sexual interest.

Historically speaking, most of human history has seen young women married and starting families by their mid teens, the exact same age as the woman in this story. It is only for the past few decades that anybody has started seeing this practice as unconscionable or depraved. Remember the 1957 "scandal" when Jerry Lee Lewis married his 13 year old third cousin. That was a scandal in the cities, but still fairly common in the country where the two were raised. If that had happened a few decades earlier, it wouldn't even have been a scandal in the cities.

Now our standards are different. For better or worse, we have decided that girls should have a few more years to mature before getting married. Of course everybody knows they are still having sex for the first time around 14-16 on average; but now they are not married, they are experimenting. And it is only appropriate, for some reason, for them to experiment with other kids near their own age.

I would heartily agree that Representative Garn may have broken laws here, and may be prosecuted for that without objection. However, I object to anyone who would imply that he needs psychological treatment, or that we can assume he has had other encounters with underage women. I would submit that any healthy male would be attracted to a pretty 15 year old girl, and that a little alcohol and some persuasion by the girl would easily get any man into this situation. And if you are going to use the word pedophile to describe a man who might be aroused by any female under the legal age of consent, then every heterosexual male on the planet is a pedophile.

But that is simply not the case. Pedophilia is defined as the persistent intense attraction to pre-pubescent children, or early pubescent children. And while we as a society have decided over the last hundred years or so to give women a few more years to mature before being "legal", nature takes a little longer to adapt.

Sorry for the length of this comment, but this is a pet peeve. Even though I would never touch a woman under 18 for a variety of legal and moral reasons, I find no purpose to denying the fact that some women under 18 are hella sexy. And dress and makeup styles are becoming more and more enticing at younger ages. It actually scares me a bit that one day I might theoretically be seduced by an underage girl and have my life ruined. A couple years ago I met a 16 year old girl who looked 22, and that was a shock. Men have been put on the sexual predator list for lesser offenses, and that pisses me off.

Well, it wasn't put in the tags or my comment as a "buzzword". Last I heard, when a man of 28 years old seduces a 13 year old girl to join him naked in a hot tub, he has committed an act of pedophilia. Maybe she was 15. Like I said, I am only going by his own words as far as the age. Either way, this was a crime against a child. You say this girl committed "extortion" but this alleged extortion did not occur until long after this woman was an adult. Regardless, her acts do not reconcile his acts. You say a 15 year old girl is a minor but not a child. You think that somehow it is ok? You think a 15 year old girl is capable of handling herself and making the best decision when faced with an adult professional politician twice her age who is out to sway her sexually?