>> ^ant:

>> ^lucky760:
The bra sizes of all your grandmothers were stolen! gasp!
But seriously and deliriously, I'm off to bed. Good morning fine Sifters.

Eww, from dead ones too?


Especially from the dead ones, yeah.

>> ^lucky760:

The bra sizes of all your grandmothers were stolen! gasp!
But seriously and deliriously, I'm off to bed. Good morning fine Sifters.


Eww, from dead ones too?

The bra sizes of all your grandmothers were stolen! *gasp!*

But seriously and deliriously, I'm off to bed. Good morning fine Sifters.

Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of earth
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;
Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
Of sun-split clouds - and done a hundred things

You have not dreamed of - wheeled and soared and swung
High in the sunlit silence. Hov'ring there
I've chased the shouting wind along, and flung
My eager craft through footless halls of air.

Up, up the long delirious, burning blue,
I've topped the windswept heights with easy grace
Where never lark, or even eagle flew -
And, while with silent lifting mind I've trod
The high untresspassed sanctity of space,
Put out my hand and touched the face of God.

- "High Flight", Pilot Officer Gillespie Magee

http://www.skygod.com/quotes/highflight.html

>> ^EMPIRE:

Wait... Did Assange get into a small Renault at the end? MY GOD!!! It's already getting to him!!! He's delirious with all the money and power he is getting.


I think it's an Opel Corsa. Getting in a Renault would be too crazy even for him.

Wait... Did Assange get into a small Renault at the end? MY GOD!!! It's already getting to him!!! He's delirious with all the money and power he is getting.

>> ^Kesavaram:

yea yea
put Israel out of the equation as an entity in the middle east
and you'll get your peace
but after a while you'll scrape your cities from nuclear fallout
In the name OF the crusaders of ALLLLLAH
religion = war
Delirious chomsky
liberal shit propaganda
face the reality


Your comment depresses me. Not the content of it, such as it is, but the delivery.

This guy is always on my videosift trying to sell racism to me. Always making a big huff about Muslims. Yeah, I have my problems with their civilization. Yeah, I've been given death threats for drawing Muhammed, but why is he always making these blanket ignorant arguments about Europe falling to Islam? Does he not realize that immigration is always a rocky road or is it just Americans/Canadians/(etc?) who (partially) understand this?

Seriously, deliriously flustered old man, what else are we going to do about this massive 'western' vs mideast civilization war we've got going on? Could it be that inviting some refugees and other immigrants to live within our culture could teach them to be less theocratic?

yea yea
put Israel out of the equation as an entity in the middle east
and you'll get your peace

but after a while you'll scrape your cities from nuclear fallout
In the name OF the crusaders of ALLLLLAH

religion = war

Delirious chomsky
liberal shit propaganda

face the reality

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A guy is stranded on a deserted island with only a sheep and a dog for company. He has a huge libido, and after a couple of days, he gets so horny he is almost delirious. To relieve himself of his agony, he tries to engage the sheep in intercourse. But his efforts are thwarted by the dog, who protects the sheep by pushing him away. He tries again the next day and the day after that, but the dog is always there to stop him.

A week later, he suddenly hears screams for help from the ocean. A woman is struggling to stay afloat about 50 meters from the shore, entangled as she is in the remains of an old fishing net. He quickly jumps in the water, swims out, cuts her loose with his pocket knife, and pulls her in to the shore. Her clothes are in tatters, leaving her almost completely naked, and she is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. "Oh thank you, you have saved my life!", she exclaims. "I'll do anything for you in return!".

"Great!", he answers. "Could you hold the dog, please?"

The crowd sounds delirious. I like his idea, and have wondered before where our obsession with youth has come from.

If a bonobo and a llama built a treefort on a fault line, how many bushels of corrugated sheet metal would it take to reinforce the buttresses of a -- FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Think. Think. Think. Mother! WHY DID YOU DRESS ME IN YOUR NAUGHTY CLOTHING AND LEAVE ME IN DADDIES OFFICE?!

Don't kill Blankfist. He's just a man -- NO! HE'S AN ALIEN. Yes... yes, just an alien... but what if he's one of the bad aliens?

HE KILLED YOUR BRUTE. THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.

It's just a game. Don't hate the player, hate the --

IDIOT, GAMES ARE YOUR LIFE. KILL THE BLANKFIST.

No, mother, no! SEIG HEIL! No, I hate the nazis. YOU LOVE THEM. i hate them...

YOU LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God is love god is love god is -- KILL!!!!!!

On April 19, 1943 Dr. Hofmann intentionally ingested 250 µg of LSD, which he hypothesized would be a threshold dose, based on other ergot alkaloids. After ingesting the substance Hofmann was struggling to speak intelligibly and asked his laboratory assistant, who knew of the self-experiment, to escort him home on his bicycle, due to the lack of available vehicles during wartime restrictions. On the bicycle ride home, Hofmann's condition became more severe and in his journal he stated that everything in his field of vision wavered and was distorted, as if seen in a curved mirror. Hofmann also stated that while riding on the bicycle, he had the sensation of being stationary, unable to move from where he was, despite the fact that he was moving very rapidly. Once Hofmann arrived safely home, he summoned a doctor and asked his neighbour for milk, believing it may help relieve the symptoms. Hofmann wrote that despite his delirious and bewildered condition, he was able to choose milk as a nonspecific antidote for poisoning. Upon arriving, the doctor could find no abnormal physical symptoms other than extremely dilated pupils. After spending several hours terrified that his body had been possessed by a demon, that his next door neighbour was a witch, and that his furniture was threatening him, Dr. Hofmann feared he had become completely insane. In his journal Hofmann said that the doctor saw no reason to prescribe medication and instead sent him to his bed. At this time Hofmann said that the feelings of fear had started to give way to feelings of good fortune and gratitude, and that he was now enjoying the colours and plays of shapes that persisted behind his closed eyes. Hofmann mentions seeing "fantastic images" surging past him, alternating and opening and closing themselves into circles and spirals and finally exploding into coloured fountains and then rearranging themselves in a constant flux. Hofmann mentions that during the condition every acoustic perception, such as the sound of a passing automobile, was transformed into optical perceptions. Eventually Hofmann slept and upon awakening the next morning felt refreshed and clearheaded, though somewhat physically tired. He also stated that he had a sensation of well being and renewed life and that his breakfast tasted unusually delicious. Upon walking in his garden he remarked that all of his senses were "vibrating in a condition of highest sensitivity, which then persisted for the entire day".

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But this is: http://poolcleanersucks.mybrute.com/fight/41061504

In reply to this comment by poolcleaner:
That's no fun at all.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
denied!

In reply to this comment by poolcleaner:
I just leveled Poolcleanersucks -- you now have the SIXTH SENSE! Oooooo.

Fag.

^didn't you know? A man will do anything to get a closer look at a delirious beaver

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