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To answer that last question. Yes. Now I am.

within 3 minutes? that seems somewhat lacking

I was expecting a comparative analogy more along the lines of "slowly enjoying a nice bowl of soup", versus "pulverizing a steak via tenderizer to the point of near-liquidation for 30 minutes".

Now I'm not feeling hungry anymore...

According to this I'm in the top tier of porn stars!

Well that was incredibly disgusting.

Sooooo, when you go down on a lady you bring a spoon? Actuallly, dont answer that.

ps. I'm actually quite surprised that almost half of women have tried anal. Lil sheltered ol me.

Would like to know which percentage of the 40% of women who have tried anal have lasted longer than 3 seconds without crying, screaming or swearing.

One way street.

That would be directly proportional to the percentage of women who have tried anal with a knowledgeable and caring partner.

One thing is for sure: if your banana is covered in Nutella, you're doing anal sex wrong.

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Heh, this is actually Americans Vs British sex. Brits are horrible at sex.

You mean you fucked them all? Common, some have to be good at it!

Life is disgusting. Only humans pretend it isn't and get disturbed when they're reminded of their biology.

Now what percentage of people have gotten peed on?

Porn is also a bad example of sex. Guys who just pump, women who just sit there, fake orgasms everywhere, boring fore-play. I feel bad for young guys today who's idea of sex is what they see in porn and then when they get a girlfriend they wonder it isn't working for them.

They should qualify the title... "not all real sex is like porn sex". There is certainly a lot of porn-style sex going on, especially with kids these days having learned about sex from porn.