You may want to improve your wiping technique, pal. Less worry about parasites that way.

You mean you fucked them all? Common, some have to be good at it!

One thing is for sure: if your banana is covered in Nutella, you're doing anal sex wrong.

I'd love to eat the little girl's eyeballs too!
Mmmmmhhh, eyeballs... they're my favourite kind of balls.

Good video but I'm not sure I agree with his marketing technique. Like telling douchebags they could become untouchable in street fights.

"Sex" in german is "sex".
"Geschlechtsverkehr", however, is correctly translated to "sexual intercourse".

I always considered german to be the language of anger.
I have to protest the outfit of the german speaker, though. That is clearly bavarian. Bavarian dialect doesn't sound angry, it sounds incomprehensible.

Great tips, will also work on your spouse.

You really don't have to go back that far. Try the late 80's.
Can you imagine what the StaSi of East Germany could have done with the kind of access the NSA has? They couldn't even dream of that shit.
George Orwell must feel pretty stupid now.

Snowden isn't a hero but he certainly deserves some applause. He did exactly the right thing, he did what I'd expect from somebody who fights for freedom. You know, like the people living in the land of the free.

And regarding O'Donnell's point, he's absolutely right. Somebody in a position like Boehner should know his language better and choose it more appropiately. Unfortunately, Boehner would wipe his butt with the constitution if you'd give him enough Super PAC money.

Guck mal, that seems super hilarious!

I ate those too and they're super awesome. It's like eating batteries. Such a treat.