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How do cats use their Whiskers?
They're just the cutest little murder machines. Like little sharks you can pet and cuddle with.
The Truth About Hymens And Sex
Womb-fury sounds terrible! I wish I could help somehow...
The Truth About Hymens And Sex
You know what's the biggest bummer? There are no marching bands coming out of a woman vagina once her hymen gets ripped.
Life's unfair.
How Mickey Mouse Destroyed the Public Domain
Yeah, fuck Disney!
I'm gonna go and watch some Star Wars to make myself feel better.
The Bielefeld Conspiracy
Well, I'm not in on the joke and I don't think I ever met somebody who is.
But I've been in Bielefeld. Went to the movies, weatched Hannibal and the Exorcist director's cut as a double feature. Good times.
Why Does Hot Food Taste Better Than Cold Food?
Ok, this is bullshit. Great job explaining why cooking is important for human evolution but they're not answering the question, which is stupid to begin with. I had a ham sandwich this morning and it tasted great. So does ice cream. Two things that aren't hot food but both cooked. Being hot and being cooked aren't the same thing. I clearly prefer cold Pizza over uncooked one.
Is Masturbation Good For You?
I know exactly what you did there....
Not that I'm judging or anything. I'm all about masturbation myself.
I'll be in my bunk.
Mordhaus (Member Profile)
I see what you did there. I SAW IT ALL!
Shame!
*ding* *ding* *ding*
Shame!
His face looks like an avocado that had sex with an older avocado.
Why are there dangerous ingredients in vaccines?
A chance to piss off the Pope, free kinky sex and sandwiches?
Where can I sign up?!
And you are the guy who rapes nuns on Teusdays for peanut butter jelly sandwitches. (Hint: Lies aren't don't become true just because you type them out.)
lucky760 (Member Profile)
That was the most wonderful explanation I could get for understanding that video.
Please continue to sweat enlightenment out of your virtual body so we, the uninitiated, can grind on you continuely in hope of it rubbing off on us.
That's so fascinating to me. You're clearly only looking at all the couples from one perspective: American males are shit and Chinese males are wonderful.
Try considering it from both points of view in both couples. The Chinese girl forces her boyfriend to hand over all his money even though he clearly doesn't want to. In order to appease his ball-and-chain, the Chinese guy has to bribe her with a purse. The Chinese girl forces her guy to hold her purse and suffer through shopping with her. The Chinese father-in-law is overtly overbearing and controlling. Chinese couples dump off their babies with in-laws to live free of their burden.
It's not racist to joke about American males being infamously fearful of commitment. In America there are endless references in popular culture to that aspect of American society all the time. Does that make racist the producers of such content?
It's also very commonplace for couples in America to get divorced. Would it have been racist if they'd joked about Americans divorcing versus Chinese staying together despite being miserable?
It's a matter of facts, and pointing out facts in a humorous (to some) way is not a racist act.
And the whole "fucking bitch" line was mostly an over-exaggeration for comedic effect, and it worked. But the fact remains that it's not uncommon for Americans to really feel that way about their SO picking off their plate. (Like I said, I've seen worse than a verbal insult in the form of a physical attack.) Whereas it's ostensibly more uncommon in China.
What Does Your PEE Say About You?
WAit, so let me get this strait. Blue urine doesn't mean I'm menstruating?
Smarter Every Day - The Archer's Paradox
Boy, am I glad this discussion evolved into one about fist-bumping and not the other one.
And for the record, I'd like to be fist-bumped professionally any place, any time, by anyone.
But on the other hand, I like to hug male co-workers for a minute or more. I'm that kind of person.
Smarter Every Day - The Archer's Paradox
That is actually a good point, @lucky760. Wouldn't have thought of this that way.
Smarter Every Day - The Archer's Paradox
I fail to see the problem, it's like pat on the back, really. I'd rather be fist-bumped than fisted.
Interesting stuff, but come on, Destiny, did you really need to fist-bump the old codger?
FlowersInHisHair (Member Profile)
As long as you two are happy, nothing else matters.
Well, he's more of a husband really - but he is extremely tolerant of household disorder. He's a keeper all right