Yeah, I'm not buying that design. It looks wonky.

Yeah, that's not me. I'm happy being mediocre or less as long as I can afford slacking off on my couch, watching Netflix and masturbate.
Ambition is for those who can't find satisfaction in just being themselves.

Oh my god, Bob, you're hilarious. Your favourite party is going to make Trump their presidential candidate and you say that? That? Seriously?!

You magnificent clown, I love you.

Holy shit! I learned something.

Can't let that happen again.

Did not see that coming. To be honest, I expected something related to porn.
Great stuff.

I wanna see the puking bird! It sounds so cool. Like a disgusting take on dragons.

"It's not the booze that's hot, it's you."

So, that's the explanation for beer goggles?

So it's basically:
'Mommy. Mommy. Mommyyyyyyy! MOTHER!!! Food, please.'

Nobody here understands 'for shits and giggles'.
I like saying that. A lot.

But they don't know what a 'sidekick' is either.

Ah yes, the cartoonish horrors of nature, when slapstick and terror go hand in hand.

And why, for the love of boobs, do you choose somebody with a lisp to narrate your video?

Of course it's the Netherlands who add kinky shit to the woman. Those dutch with their fetishes.