I'm surprised that these things put out a strong enough signal to get out of the house. Maybe build a case for the fob that cuts off the signal unless you hit a button and exposes enough of it for the signal to get out?

I'll see your 650k fetuses and raise you 14 dead walking, talking, breathing schoolkids. The first is primarily the concern of political opportunists, religious fundamentalists and people who seem far too interested in controlling other people's sex lives. The latter is the concern of, well, pretty much everyone.

I don't know about the loss of sleep being an anti depressant, lack of sleep usually makes my depression much worse. I guess I must be the other half of that group.

Not entirely true, if you're douchy enough you can still wind up like Roy Moore.
I hope there's no rules against someone named something other than Alice being sent to the moon, I'd hate to see this ruined by a technicality.

Charlie needs to change his tactics, instead of trying to kick the ball he should just kick Lucy instead. Problem solved.

Do they come in brown?

Fuck it, I say take em all out and shoot em. But only wound them, and then only allow them out of network medical care.

He will call this fake news, and for once, he'll be right.

Brilliant Earth of course insists that the video is a lie, but then their entire industry is built on lies.
https://www.brilliantearth.com/news/statement-on-sourcing/

It's a shame this series only lasted two seasons, damn, now I want to dig up my DVDs and watch it again.

After repeatedly failing to comply with officer commands, the belligerent watermelon was tazed.

I upvoted for the overall philosophical theme, but the assertion that we can't save ourselves as a species until we do away with abortion is kind of silly.

Now they're going to have to find a new monkey dummy, they can't exactly send that one back to the colony.