FUCK YOU, JOHN, THAT WOODCHUCK IS A SEER!

I knew all those trivial facts except that when he woke on Feb 3 Rita was supposed to be stuck in her own loop. That's an interesting concept that got my mind spinning for a moment, but I quickly realized that wouldn't really make much sense given how wonderful a person she's already proven to be on Feb 2.

That's right woodchuck chuckers, it's Groundhog Dayyyyy!

>> ^burdturgler:

Contestant #1:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? YEEAAHHHHH!
Contestant #2:
Sweet Sally sells sea shells by the she <bzzt> shorrrOH DEAR GOD MY FUCKING BALLS!
Reminds me of this:



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Contestant #1:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? YEEAAHHHHH!

Contestant #2:
Sweet Sally sells sea shells by the she <bzzt> shorrrOH DEAR GOD MY FUCKING BALLS!

Reminds me of this:

Marmot is a genus of lots of different species, most of which have marmot in their name, but also includes the groundhog (also known as the woodchuck).

(That's right woodchuck chuckers, it's Groundhog Day! Strike up the music. The band has begun: The Pennsylvania Polka...)

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Hah, seems to work well enough.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

When I woke up this mornin I felt a pang.
I was hungerin for some apple pie.
Stumble in the bathroom, hung my hog a little bit.
Washed the sleep out of my eye.
Oh yeah, its gonna be a fine day.
Scratched myself a bit.
Poured me out a bowl-a corn chex.
Closest thing I could find to apple pie.
Lingerin taste of toothpaste
Made the milk go down a bit funny.
But you know, them chex they do satisfy.
Oh yeah, thisll be a fine day.
So, after my mornin rise-n-shine and eat-n-clean.
Had my mind set to hit them streets.
Drizzle from the night left cold puddles out.
Had my black stomp-boots on my feet.
Its my day.

Since I was in kneepants my pop had tried to make me realize. if i
Set my mind down to it I could be a big man in the public eye. so
With my big blue collar on, I set out to find the easy way. what an
Ice cold bath it was when I found you had to pay to play. to taste
The taste its a tease that never would subside. the taste is strong
But soured by my learned eyes. well, if a woodchuck could chuck wood,
Hed get down on his knees to pray. this little snappy boy might see
The light this ground hogs day.

The joke is that it doesn't give any information about the woodchuck at all. Pretty funny.

He's the woodchuck

Nope.. it's not published yet. Here's the O
http://www.videosift.com/video/Hinterland-Whos-Who-The-Woodchuck

for more information on the woodchuck's bitch, please contact the Canadian Film Board.

the Beagle brothers come to mind....

Duphus(SP) lauchpad's little buddy and part of the woodchuck scouts

what was the name of scrooges nemesis? Always wore a kilt...