1) Depends
2) WHY?!?
3) Dunno. It shrinks as girls age, possible it helps keep germs etc out before, you know, anything else might need to go there.
4) The same way as women prolly. Winky Face. I'd wager men have probably _seen_ about as much, or possibly more, hymen (Hang on, plural of hymen? Hymens?) than women given-
a) I don't imagine it's actually that easy for women to see their own hymen - feel free to correct me on this ladies.
b) Gynecology, as indeed almost all of the medical specialist areas, has been the domain of men until recently.

Oh, and I did google it and I don't regret it because of this entry on the wikipedia page:
"In the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries, medical researchers used the presence of the hymen, or lack thereof, as founding evidence of physical diseases such as "womb-fury", i.e. (female) hysteria. If not cured, womb-fury would, according to these early doctors, result in death."

One wonders what treatment they might have prescribed for WOOOMB-FURY!!!!

Are we sure it was the wind? The airline's logo is a winky smile.

You can't keep ALL of the bitches off your back -- especially when you sell out to the sarcasm button. <--- The sarcasm winky smileyface, otherwise known as the fuck you fuckface

Heard the (far superior IMO )version he did as Eno and the Winkies for John Peel in 1974(at 3:25 of the link below)? The 4 tracks of the only Peel Session Eno ever did are bad ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUwaFK2l8Io

>> ^blankfist:

>> ^tedbater:
>> ^blankfist:
Thanks for making this a race issue.

There's a difference in being racist and making an observation about race. Are most rappers black? If I answer yes, does that make me racist? The irony in this video comes from the fact that it looks like soccer mom just hopped in the car and is fixing to blast Tom Jones. You don't expect the music or the reaction.

Sorry, I put the winking smiley face in that comment so you'd know I was teasing.


Damn you small winky face! You're so small!!

Tags for this video have been changed from 'horse, amazing, winky, lemonade' to 'horse, amazing, amazing horse, winky, lemonade' - edited by SlipperyPete

*dupeof=me

See how I made it a *invocation joke, which has only been done here 475,000 times before? It's that 475,001st time that knocks 'em dead.

Okay, you can touch my wiener now. >> ^blankfist:

>> ^kronosposeidon:
It doesn't work for me, or any of my sockpuppets. Have you tried it with your sockpuppets? Maybe you'll have better luck than me.
Also, you're stupid. >> ^blankfist:
Also, anyone else having problems with the VideoSift embedable player? They won't post for me.


If by sockpuppet you're speaking about the time when you put that sock on your winkie and called it Captain Nimoy Ahoy, then, no, I have not tried it and I plan not to. Last time you told me if I gave him a couple smacks he'd vomit, but it felt more like something wet and viscous under the sock which was indeed NOT vomit, sir.
There. I made a joke about being duped into jerking you off. Who's stupid now?!

>> ^kronosposeidon:

It doesn't work for me, or any of my sockpuppets. Have you tried it with your sockpuppets? Maybe you'll have better luck than me.
Also, you're stupid. >> ^blankfist:
Also, anyone else having problems with the VideoSift embedable player? They won't post for me.



If by sockpuppet you're speaking about the time when you put that sock on your winkie and called it Captain Nimoy Ahoy, then, no, I have not tried it and I plan not to. Last time you told me if I gave him a couple smacks he'd vomit, but it felt more like something wet and viscous under the sock which was indeed NOT vomit, sir.

There. I made a joke about being duped into jerking you off. Who's stupid now?!

"You could've said anything! His 'Ding-a-ling', his 'Winky', anything!" ...Really? Are we 10 years old, Steve?

What a dumb douchebag.

>> ^mxxcon:
um...should child protection services be notified or something?

Holy crap, if you really believe that a 5 year old saying words like Vagina and Penis is cause for any concern, then I'm very sorry for you and your broken world view.

My kids call their penises penises, and vaginas vaginas... they don't call them wee wees or winkies or willies or hoo has or va jay jays... they call them by their name. And why have they had cause to say vagina? Well, when we talk about where their sister came from 'out of mum's vagina', or that their sister has a vagina rather than a penis... etc. etc. (she's 7 months old)

What stuck me about choggie is that he's easily understood when you hear him speak. A little off-kilter perhaps, but completely understandable. It's only when writing that he completely abandons accepted standards of what makes a sentence.

linky winky
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-journey-of-the-Mars-Rovers

I know it wasn't fair. That's why I did the winky emoticon. I agree with your decision to ban him, even though it was an unpopular one (based on the number of downvotes your comment got). If I was having a party at my house and some stranger sauntered in and said "I can't wait to fuck this place up," I'd throw his ass out, even if my friends assured me he was only joking.

NOW, this guy bobknight33, from the moment he came crashing out of the gate here, started flaming by calling us dumb fucks. Not enough for a ban, IMHO. Still, for a guy with a P for "probation" next to his name, he's off to a very bad start in a community that's supposed to have discourse a few notches above 4chan. Am I wrong about that?

Like I said, I wouldn't have banned him, but I see can see where Issykitty was coming from on this. We all think we know what 'fair' is, but rarely will you find two people who look at fairness in the exact same way. That's probably why your ban of nerbula was met with so much disapproval. And that's also why I wanted to point it out for comparison, because what Issykitty thought was fair, some others obviously did not.

Don't read me the wrong way on this, amigo. I ain't looking to stir shit up. However I obviously misfired with my remark, because schmawy apparently took away the same meaning from it that you did. My apologies.



In reply to this comment by dag:
That's hardly fair - that dweeb was vowing to work at deliberately "fucking shit up" on the Sift. P is for "probation" and those intentions displayed at that level should be bannable- purely from a housekeeping standpoint. We don't want to clean up this guy's poop.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
We have no precedent for this, brother schmawy, so I'm not sure how to proceed. However I will point out this instaban, just for comparison:

http://www.videosift.com/member/nerbula#comment-796139

Can we temp ban the Emperor himself?

As adults, we bring to the table ideas that kids would never even consider.
This show is based on 2-3 year old viewers. They have no idea what you're dirty minds are thinking. 2-3 year olds do know what tickling is though!!

Although "freakingly hilarious" to us, we don't need to burden ourselves with how toddlers would interpret this.

, "Tinky Winky tickled Dipsy with a red flag while Laa-Laa and Po watched!"

LOL, this has happened to me many times. I even commiserated with blankfist about this many moons ago. I've had times when I've had four, five, or even six Top 15 videos all at the same time, only to be followed by four, five, or even six videos in a row being marched off to my PQ. If you've been here long enough and posted a significantly high number of videos (like over 100 or 150, I'm guessing) you'll have something similar happen to you sooner or later.

Don't get discouraged. We feel your pain. Just keep on posting. Sooner or later at least nine other Sifters will be dumb enough to vote for the appalling shit you post on a regular basis. (<--Winky makes everything okay. *Hugs.*)