Sorry, this is a dupe: http://www.videosift.com/video/Wedding-Ring-Exhange-FAIL-044

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Good idea. But does anyone else think the handcuff graphic looks a lot like a couple of linked wedding rings? Or is that just a Freudian slip of the eye?

Congratulations to Craig, but I don't think introducing your wedding ring with "Mars, The Bringer Of War" sets the best precedent. *smile*

In a divorce, men have a hard time getting back the wedding ring, because it was a gift.

Too bad, so sad, doctor.

So she cheated on you. It sucks, I know. But seriously?

I know he just wants the money, since she obviously won't give back the kidney. But damn.

I know I can
Be what I want to be
If I work hard at it
I'll be where I want to be
[Kids]
I know I can (I know I can)
Be what I want a be (be what I want a be)
If I work hard at it (If I work hard at it)
I'll be where I want a be (I'll be where I want a be)


Be, B-Boys and girls, listen up
You can be anything in the world, in God we trust
An architect, doctor, maybe an actress
But nothing comes easy it takes much practice
Like, I met a woman who's becoming a star
She was very beautiful, leaving people in awe
Singing songs, Lena Horn, but the younger version
Hung with the wrong person
got her strung on that heroin
cocaine sniffing up drugs all in her nose...
Coulda died, so young, now looks ugly and old
No fun cause now when she reaches for hugs people hold they breath
Cause she smells of corrosion and death
Watch the company you keep and the crowd you bring
Cause they came to do drugs and you came to sing
So if you gonna be the best, I'm a tell you how,
Put your hands in the air, and take a vow


I know I can (I know I can)
Be what I want a be (be what I want a be)
If I work hard at it (If I work hard at it)
I'll be where I want a be (I'll be where I want a be)


Be, B-Boys and girls, listen again
This is for grown looking girls who's only ten
The ones who watch videos and do what they see
As cute as can be, up in the club with fake ID
Careful, 'fore you meet a man with HIV
You can host the TV like Oprah Winfrey
Whatever you decide, be careful, some men be
Rapists, so act your age, don't pretend to be
Older than you are, give yourself time to grow
You thinking he can give you wealth, but so
Young boys, you can use a lot of help, you know
You thinking life's all about smoking weed and ice
You don't want a be my age and can't read and write
Begging different women for a place to sleep at night
Smart boys turn to men and do whatever they wish
If you believe you can achieve, then say it like this


Be, be, 'fore we came to this country
We were kings and queens, never porch monkeys
It was empires in Africa called Kush
Timbuktu, where every race came to get books
To learn from black teachers who taught Greeks and Romans
Asian, Arabs and gave them gold when
Gold was converted to money it all changed
Money then became empowerment for Europeans
The Persian military invaded
They heard about the gold, the teachings, and everything sacred
Africa was almost robbed naked
Slavery was money, so they began making slave ships
Egypt was the place that Alexander the Great went
He was so shocked at the mountains with black faces
Shot off they nose to impose what basically
Still goes on today, you see?
If the truth is told, the youth can grow
Then learn to survive until they gain control
Nobody says you have to be gangstas, hoes
Read more learn more, change the globe
Ghetto children, do your thing
Hold your head up, little man, you're a king
Young Princess when you get your wedding ring
Your man is saying "She's my queen"

dupe: http://www.videosift.com/video/Wedding-Ring-Exhange-FAIL-044

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Dupe of http://www.videosift.com/video/Wedding-Ring-Exhange-FAIL-044

>> ^Lolthien:
>> ^vairetube:
the fake fall; the slight zoom as the incident occurs; the perfect calmness of the camera person; the underreaction of the bridesmaids; the lack of swearing; the priest seems iffy; most of all, how fake it is really cinches it for meh

This.. the whole things seems a setup.. one Bridesmaid? One Groomsman? The pratfall... Really does ring fake.


I see multiple bridesmaids in yellow.

>> ^burdturgler:
Or maybe they hired a professional to film their wedding.
Who knows, I think it's a funny clip in any event.

I agree. Any pro or half-competent amateur would keep it together for an unexpected event like that. You're on auto-pilot, just keep filming and filming no matter what.

>> ^vairetube:
the fake fall; the slight zoom as the incident occurs; the perfect calmness of the camera person; the underreaction of the bridesmaids; the lack of swearing; the priest seems iffy; most of all, how fake it is really cinches it for meh


This.. the whole things seems a setup.. one Bridesmaid? One Groomsman? The pratfall... Really does ring fake.

>> ^Payback:
>> ^deedub81:
How much do you care?
>> ^kronosposeidon:
I could care less whether it's fake or not. It's fucking funny.




That mistake grinds my tuna as well. I especially hate when people get into an accident say the cop was going to charge them with "driving with undue care and attention" which means they were TOO FUCKING CAREFUL. It's "driving withOUT DUE care and attention", ffs.


Don't you have some papers to grade?

Looked very fake and therefore wasn't funny to me. The only thing that causes me to wonder if it might be real is the amount of time and money going into such a lame gag.

>> ^kronosposeidon:
I could care less whether it's fake or not. It's fucking funny.

http://www.videosift.com/video/John-Cleese-on-American-English-I-could-care-less

>> ^campionidelmondo:
The groom should've just jumped into the pool as well, seeing as the bride and priest were in there already.


Definitely would have been the romantic thing to do.

I notice no one else noticed this gives new meaning to the term, "taking the plunge"...

>> ^deedub81:
How much do you care?
>> ^kronosposeidon:
I could care less whether it's fake or not. It's fucking funny.



That mistake grinds my tuna as well. I especially hate when people get into an accident say the cop was going to charge them with "driving with undue care and attention" which means they were TOO FUCKING CAREFUL. It's "driving withOUT DUE care and attention", ffs.