Jesus loves me
But not my wife
Not my nigger friends
Or their nigger lives
But jesus loves me
That's for sure
'Cause the bible tells me so
Read your bible good and well
Don't forget about that apple spell
Don't fall in the wishing well
Wishing for heaven and gettin' hell
Wash behind your eras don't smell
Cover them freckles don't ask don't tell
Kiss your papa but not too long
Hold his hands
Don't do no wrong
Jesus loves me
But not my wife
Not my nigger friends
Or their nigger lives
But jesus loves me
That's for sure
'Cause the bible tells me so
Hush don't cry
Dry them tears
Time'll wash away all them years
Scare or a bruise
Pick and choose
When you're all grown up
You'll have the blues
Life'll give you that wedding ring
Fancy cars and diamond things
You best believe in jesus' way
And never fall asleep forgetting to pray
Jesus loves me
But not my wife
Not my nigger friends
Or their nigger lives
But jesus loves me
That's for sure
'Cause the bible tells me so

I would have to disagree that the entire movie is just "Limbo" for Cobb (Leo's Character) for a couple of reasons.

#1 Through the course of the movie Cobb spins his totem and it falls multiple times when they are not in a dream sequence. They said that the totem was for the person to know whether or not they are dreaming and it just needs to be something that other people don't know how it feels. So it is fine that it was his wife's totem first... after all she is dead and the the only real reason of having one is so the con artist don't get con-ed themselves, it was a defense mechanism.

#2 The other reason I feel Cobb is not in limbo is because during all dreams he has his wedding ring on and when he is in the real world it is not present.

-- I will admit that I feel the end of the movie could have just been a projection of Cobbs and he is actually in a very long dream, much like the den with all the old people where they come to "live" their lives in dreams together. Especially since you don't actually get to see the totem fall before the credits roll. I need to go back and watch the movie in order to get a better understanding and look outside the immediate camera focus for clues... it's too hard to do that on the first run through. Haha

Anyone else have any thoughts?

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The most gold I've ever found at one time was a 5 peso gold coin set into a gold medallion. The whole thing was worth maybe 40 bucks. I've found lots of sterling, but I haven't had the luck my parents had, they've got a whole bag of nothing but class and wedding rings. The gold coin made my dad jealous though, he had said a gold coin was the one thing he really wanted to find. I think I know what I'll be doing tomorrow on my off day though!

Am i the only one who noticed her wedding ring?

I don't think that's her husband...



And.. listen to Chachi: there's no such thing as the wrong hole, only the wrong girl.

http://lyrics.wikia.com/lyrics/The_Magnetic_Fields:The_Book_Of_Love

The book of love is long and boring
No one can lift the damn thing
It's full of charts and facts and figures
and instructions for dancing
but I, I love it when you read to me
and you, you can read me anything

The book of love has music in it
In fact that's where music comes from
Some of it is just transcendental
Some of it is just really dumb
but I, I love it when you sing to me
and you, you can sing me anything

The book of love is long and boring
and written very long ago
It's full of flowers and heart-shaped boxes
and things we're all too young to know
but I, I love it when you give me things
and you, you ought to give me wedding rings
I, I love it when you give me things
and you, you ought to give me wedding rings

Every time I see an object that denotes religion I am disgusted. Literally disgusted. Even wedding rings make me tired.

I suppose it is because I despise the wearing of uniforms for class status.

See Richard Feynman on uniforms, and the Pope's hat.

I hear wedding rings are effective.

they are both going home to their wives yet don't wear wedding rings. strange, especially for crazy christians.

Ha! We certainly don't see you around here enough..

In reply to this comment by handmethekeysyou:
This is so much easier than getting a wrench, unscrewing two joints, and simply emptying the pipe's contents into a bucket!

Now all I have to do is hop in the car, drive to a hardware store, buy a wet/dry shop vac, come back home, steal someone's pantyhose (I hate that word and I hate their existence, for the record), and voila! So easy! Thanks handyman douchebag.

"In this case it's a wet/dry shop vac, but any vacuum cleaner, I would imagine, will do."

No it won't. Do not do that. There's a reason "wet/dry" is part of the name. If you drop your wedding ring down the drain and whip out your Hoover, you're going to be in for a very sad time.

.... or your wedding ring that you took off in a fit of anger, then later realized you probably should get back if you ever want to see your children again.

Thank you vacuum science!

I don't think a vacuum would have the power to retrieve denser objects like a wedding ring for example.

This is so much easier than getting a wrench, unscrewing two joints, and simply emptying the pipe's contents into a bucket!

Now all I have to do is hop in the car, drive to a hardware store, buy a wet/dry shop vac, come back home, steal someone's pantyhose (I hate that word and I hate their existence, for the record), and voila! So easy! Thanks handyman douchebag.

"In this case it's a wet/dry shop vac, but any vacuum cleaner, I would imagine, will do."

No it won't. Do not do that. There's a reason "wet/dry" is part of the name. If you drop your wedding ring down the drain and whip out your Hoover, you're going to be in for a very sad time.

Awesome job recovering the votes .. thank you to everyone involved!
Definitely some details to iron out like KP said. I know that this had 2 downvotes that aren't there anymore. One of them was from a now banned user, not sure if that helps.
Regardless .. I think the Sift feels much more like home again.

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