>> ^sometimes:
that's not an ak47

The only thing I know about guns came from playing Golden Eye on N64. I changed it to 'uzi', is that any closer?

>> ^deedub81:
Call it a phony issue if you'd like, but I sleep better at night knowing there is one rifle and one handgun close by.

Dude, I'm a gun-totin' liberal.

I like guns. I like shooting things. I've shot everything from small handguns, to uzi's, to riot-guns (my brother is a cop). I'm in no way against firearm ownership. I'd even be fine with people owning RPG's if they passed federal background checks.

But, my theory on gun-control and the right to bear arms has nothing to do with the "phony" gun-control debate. The major Senators and congress members are playing all of us, including the NRA, with this issue, and getting MAJOR contributions as a result.

Funny how politicians cry about violent video games teaching kids how to kill but you don't hear a word about this war similator, with actual replica humvees and assualt rifles. I enjoy the Grand Theft Auto games and all, but at least GTA doesn't hand me a Uzi, a 180 degree view, surround sound and the potential to make what I just played a reality.

>> ^quantumushroom:
Like all Big Government liberals, Barry O is against citizens owning firearms.

No he isn't. He's very much like me, a gun totin' liberal. As he said in his DNC speech, we can make sure hunters keep their guns, but inner-city gangsters don't have uzi's. There's a balance there, somewhere, but there's a lot more of us hardcore libs who find the 2nd amendment untouchable. Apparently you haven't listened to his view on this issue.

"Hunting only, eh?" Taking guns from "inner-city gang members". Absolute horseshit. No president can do it, and all the 50,000 gun laws we have now do is tie down the lawful citizen. Obama is lying about his "love" of guns. He was likely as upset as the rest of the left (minus you) about the latest Supreme Court ruling that the 2nd Amendment is indeed, an individual right to bear arms.

Obama believes in an all-powerful centrist government. There's nothing government can't fix, if only they have the money...

No he doesn't. He doesn't believe in a broken and bloated gov't that does nothing for us. He believes in individual responsibilities, as well as gov't help for those who can't help themselves, and for infrastructure etc projects.

Obama wants to add billions of dollars in new and expanded programs to fight "the bloat". Does that make sense? I believe most liberals are sincere, but if you'll notice, the pool of people "who can't help themselves" seems to be expanding every day. Now we're "helping" you quit smoking, and quit eating fatty foods, see? We're your new nanny!

Also, should Obama win, I won't fault only him on government growth, the reality is the scumbag bureaucrats run Washington and they can easily outlast any and all 8-year terms.

He uses accusations of "racism" whenever he loses an argument.

Now that's just 100% bullshit. And when people like Sarah Palin call him "Sambo", to deny there's any racist attacks against him, is ridiculous.

The "sambo" charge was false.

http://gatewaypundit.blogspot.com/2008/09/obama-supporters-are-behind-palin-sambo.html

My answer to Obama's racist poor-me victim act will occur on election day. If he loses, there will be plenty of recrimination from the drive-by media about what an evil racist country America is, as if that's the only reason he lost. If he wins, they won't shut up about how wonderful it is to have a Black president, blah blah blah.

He uses class warfare.

There IS class warfare in this country. What, are you fucking insane? What do you think just happened this week? The gov't colluded with the greediest fucks on this planet to take our money, trillions of dollars of it, to pay for their mistakes.

I agree, and I agree it was wrong for these pricks to subsidize failure. But that's government for ya. If government were smaller, with limited funds, it couldn't get away with this. But historically the Left has been pushing hardest for more and more Big Government. The beast slipped its leash long ago, I'm afraid. But all these bailout don't come close to the 3 trillion wasted on the "War on Poverty".

Obama is nearly a lifelong member of a "church" that promotes Black Liberation Theology.

I hate all religions. I don't see where his bullshit is any more "neo-marxist" than any other dumbass religious believer.

Fair enough. Either Obama is lying about his faith to upset religion-haters or he sees it as a valuable tool for activism.

But its real mission is to radicalize American youth and use them to bring about "social change" through threats, pressure, tension and confrontation

You are absolutely nuts. Really, way way off the deep-end here, my friend.

Well, time will tell if he funds this crap, or gets the chance. I see the way American government-schools have rewritten or eliminated the teaching of history. Nothing surprises me anymore. The Democrats have sold their souls to the kook-left fringe, more so than any religious "control" the right.

Facts and logic are out the window, Obamites are electrified by these vague messages of "hope" and "change" or still part of the "Anybody but Bush" mindset.

Wow, you should try insulting more people's intelligence. Shoving everyone into this "Obamites" category shows just how little grasp you have on this election and these candidates.

It's really a compliment. It takes intelligence to have your imagination captured. I freely admit Barry is an aspiring speaker, and say also, he has not been given a thorough background check nor his lacking credentials serious consideration. It really is a case of rockstar-itis.

Still more sifters are from countries that are already socialist, so there's no conflict of interest there.

I take it you've never been outside the US then. I've traveled 1/2 of my life, lived overseas for years on end, in these "socialist" countries you know nothing about. If you think Europe is what socialism looks like, you need to go back to school.

Well, as the pundits love pointing out, the USA isn't as "sophisticated" as Europe, and the "rest of the world", with all its tinpot dictators and sheiks and corrupt regimes and double-digit unemployment welfare states supposedly despises the USA. The wisest here don't want to be anything like Europeans or anyone else.


And lastly, there are the deluded peaceniks who FEEL that the USA is morally no greater than Red China, and that despots can be 'reasoned with' if only we bring them a bouquet of their favorite flowers.

Wow, that sure is a pretty straw-man you built yourself.

These peaceniks are real enough. They've always been with us and they've always been wrong. Only war stops tyrants.

But tell me, oh wise one. When was the last time you saw one of these evil socialist European nations torture someone? When was the last time a European nation used a pack of lies to sell its citizens an illegal war, killing hundreds of thousands of innocent people? When was the last time that Abu-Ghraib happened under France's watch? When was the last time any EU country called the Geneva Conventions "cute"? When was the last time any EU country thought that following international laws, and their own military code of conduct, just didn't count anymore?

There's no point trying to reason with anyone who thinks a war can be "legal" or "illegal". Wars are about survival, nothing else. A saddam-free Iraq increases America's chance for survival. A taliban-free Afghanistan increases America's chance for survival. All the other good or evil to follow is secondary.


Where I differ from others on the matter of war is I believe America is the greatest country on earth, and its only moral force. We have the RIGHT and the duty to do whatever it takes. Without the USA, the world is fucked. Europe withers before the Crescent, China is a communist nightmare, Russia is sliding backwards towards the same, the Middle East is perhaps forever a hellish hail of traded bullets. And whether Ron fucking Paul likes it or not, America has been cast in the role of world's policeman.

Wow. You seem like a very, very scared person.

I am more than worried about electing a President that hates America, who has the defense doctrine of Bill Clinton and the economic knowledge of Jimmy Carter. Should he win, we will weather four years of his ridiculousness while Congress via the people, won't support him.

>> ^quantumushroom:
Like all Big Government liberals, Barry O is against citizens owning firearms.

No he isn't. He's very much like me, a gun totin' liberal. As he said in his DNC speech, we can make sure hunters keep their guns, but inner-city gangsters don't have uzi's. There's a balance there, somewhere, but there's a lot more of us hardcore libs who find the 2nd amendment untouchable. Apparently you haven't listened to his view on this issue.


Obama believes in an all-powerful centrist government. There's nothing government can't fix, if only they have the money...

No he doesn't. He doesn't believe in a broken and bloated gov't that does nothing for us. He believes in individual responsibilities, as well as gov't help for those who can't help themselves, and for infrastructure etc projects.


He uses accusations of "racism" whenever he loses an argument

Now that's just 100% bullshit. And when people like Sarah Palin call him "Sambo", to deny there's any racist attacks against him, is ridiculous.


He uses class warfare.

There IS class warfare in this country. What, are you fucking insane? What do you think just happened this week? The gov't colluded with the greediest fucks on this planet to take our money, trillions of dollars of it, to pay for their mistakes.


Obama is nearly a lifelong member of a "church" that promotes Black Liberation Theology.

I hate all religions. I don't see where his bullshit is any more "neo-marxist" than any other dumbass religious believer.


But its real mission is to radicalize American youth and use them to bring about "social change" through threats, pressure, tension and confrontation

You are absolutely nuts. Really, way way off the deep-end here, my friend.



Facts and logic are out the window, Obamites are electrified by these vague messages of "hope" and "change" or still part of the "Anybody but Bush" mindset.

Wow, you should try insulting more people's intelligence. Shoving everyone into this "Obamites" category shows just how little grasp you have on this election and these candidates.



Still more sifters are from countries that are already socialist, so there's no conflict of interest there.

I take it you've never been outside the US then. I've traveled 1/2 of my life, lived overseas for years on end, in these "socialist" countries you know nothing about. If you think Europe is what socialism looks like, you need to go back to school.



And lastly, there are the deluded peaceniks who FEEL that the USA is morally no greater than Red China, and that despots can be 'reasoned with' if only we bring them a bouquet of their favorite flowers.


Wow, that sure is a pretty straw-man you built yourself.

But tell me, oh wise one. When was the last time you saw one of these evil socialist European nations torture someone? When was the last time a European nation used a pack of lies to sell its citizens an illegal war, killing hundreds of thousands of innocent people? When was the last time that Abu-Ghraib happened under France's watch? When was the last time any EU country called the Geneva Conventions "cute"? When was the last time any EU country thought that following international laws, and their own military code of conduct, just didn't count anymore?


Wow. You seem like a very, very scared person.

kreegath, would you have the same feeling of disgust had he been a person who walked into the office with an uzi and executed several people instead of just freaking out? fuck this guy and his inability to deal with the same shit billions of people have to endure their entire life without any issues whatsoever.

fuck this guy for not just quitting and finding another job that suits him better like any normal and decent human being would. i say, laugh at him, laugh at him in his pathetic face so he never breaks down like this again. and if he does, throw him in jail where he belongs.

we all deal with horrible things in life. It doesn't give anyone the right to act out on others or on the corporation you work for and hate.

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I find it disgusting to take pleasure on account of someone ruining their career and possibly their life. It's disgusting regardless whether it's the first or second person recording it, and I have trouble believing that the guys making this recording did so with the intent of aiding any possible future investigation, even if the videos could possibly be used as aid in that.
They're making a spectacle out of a man ruining his career and quite likely his life, which I think is quite clear for no other reason then that it ended up on the internet and subsequently here.

kreegath, would you have the same feeling of disgust had he been a person who walked into the office with an uzi and executed several people instead of just freaking out? fuck this guy and his inability to deal with the same shit billions of people have to endure their entire life without any issues whatsoever.

fuck this guy for not just quitting and finding another job that suits him better like any normal and decent human being would. i say, laugh at him, laugh at him in his pathetic face so he never breaks down like this again. and if he does, throw him in jail where he belongs.

we all deal with horrible things in life. It doesn't give anyone the right to act out on others or on the corporation you work for and hate.

Ha ha ha. Thanks. I'm sure if you google deep enough, someone somewhere might've said it, but no, in this case it was supreme timing + dumb luck; I reached for my sword only to find it an Uzi.

Or look at it this way: I'll never top it either.

Word up!

QM

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In reply to this comment by quantumushroom:
Next up: ironing board destroyed by irony.

That's the best comment that's ever been on the sift.. Shame people are too interested in mini-speeches about freedom and "america" to notice!

Unless you stole it.

Then you suck.

YAY! We can turn out the lights and play "who's in me?"

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Ooh! Looks pretty swanky. I'm surprised they let you move in there.

Hey dude, if I ever make it out to Cali I fully intend to visit Chez Rottenseed. Maybe I can even hit on the aforementioned punani. I bet they go absolutely wild for middle-aged men with paunches and a hint of gray hair. And carrying a gun. I never travel anywhere without my Uzi.

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I am as cheery as a rotten seed can be. I'm moving to Pacific Beach, CA tomorrow. A place where the only thing that dwarfs the amount of sea water is the amount of young, juicy, bikini-clad punani. I'm tellin' you, if you ever wanna risk a visit to the coast...

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
It's only been active for a couple of days. IssyKitty just made it. One of the privileges of being a diamond. So cheer up, fucker.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
dude...there's a fucking "happy" channel?! Since when???

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
If a person can't find that *cute, nor if it makes you *happy, then that person is disturbed.

And before some wiseacre says something about Mr. Bocelli's eyes being shut the whole time: He's blind.

Ooh! Looks pretty swanky. I'm surprised they let you move in there.

Hey dude, if I ever make it out to Cali I fully intend to visit Chez Rottenseed. Maybe I can even hit on the aforementioned punani. I bet they go absolutely wild for middle-aged men with paunches and a hint of gray hair. And carrying a gun. I never travel anywhere without my Uzi.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
I am as cheery as a rotten seed can be. I'm moving to Pacific Beach, CA tomorrow. A place where the only thing that dwarfs the amount of sea water is the amount of young, juicy, bikini-clad punani. I'm tellin' you, if you ever wanna risk a visit to the coast...

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
It's only been active for a couple of days. IssyKitty just made it. One of the privileges of being a diamond. So cheer up, fucker.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
dude...there's a fucking "happy" channel?! Since when???

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
If a person can't find that *cute, nor if it makes you *happy, then that person is disturbed.

And before some wiseacre says something about Mr. Bocelli's eyes being shut the whole time: He's blind.

That really was not cool.

I thought it was a fake until I read Arsenaults comment.

Glad I never got into WOW. Playing COD4 I would blow all their WOW asses away with my Gold Uzi.

All of the lyrics to the song:

Intro:
Yo, are you a pimp, a hustler?
No I'm not.
Are you a man, and can you stand alone like a man has to sometimes?
Yes I can.
Are you willing, to go out there and save the lives of our children,
even if it means losing your own life?
Yes I am.
I believe you Jeru, you're ready.
'You've no-no-nothing to worry about'

Verse One:
Now, I don't push a Lex
Others had their turn to flex, Jeru is up next
All, these so called players up in the rap game
Got brothers on the corner selling cooked cocaine
It used to be LaToya and, jim hats
But now it's uzis macs and, g-packs of cracks
Everybody's psycho or some type of goodfellow
But me I keep it real that's all swine like jello
Don't drink Cristal, and I can't stand Mo
Never received currency for moving a kilo
Or an ounce, make em bounce to this fake-pimp free flow
I never knew hustlers, confessed in stereo
Or on video get caught you'll know who turned State's
Evidence, murder weapon, confession and fingerprints
Mama always said watch what comes out your mouth
Tight case for the DA from here to down South
Knowledge wisdom understanding like King Solomon's wealth
You're a player but only because you be playin yourself

Chorus:
With all that Big Willie talk, hop, you're, playin yaself
With all that big gun talk, bop, you're, playin yaself
With all that rah rah rah, you're, playin yaself
You're, playin yaself, you're, playin yaself
With all that rah rah rah, you're, playin yaself
With all that big gun talk, bop, you're, playin yaself
With all that Big Willie talk, hop, you're, playin yaself
You're, playin yaself, you're, playin yaself

Verse Two:
Now these ladies is lookin pretty from city to city
I refined a few I met, around the country
The nitty gritty, it's all reality, no question
Actual fact like tight jeans cause yeast infections
And sisters with good minds, get no respect when
Their ass is all hangin out, playin the bar section
of the club shake what your mama gave ya, back to the lab
I drop the truth, cause rhyming is more than just my craft
Or a way to get ass, or fast cash, or blasted
Black women, make sure you're respected
When niggaz is kickin that old off the wall shit, let em know
from jump: "Dead it", you're not ignorant
Knowledge wisdom understanding is the key to wealth
Put some clothes on that ass if you respect yourself

Chorus:
With those hooker type wears hon you're, playin yaself
With those skin tight jeans baby you're, playin yaself
Everything all exposed you're, playin yaself
You're, playin yaself, you're, playin yaself
Everything all exposed you're, playin yaself
With those skin tight jeans baby you're, playin yaself
With those hooker type wears hon you're, playin yaself
You're, playin yaself, you're, playin yaself

Verse Three:
Now, I don't bust a tec, bubble drugs
in the projects, or use mics to sell sex
Niggaz, nowadays is all about this
So much ying yang, it's ridiculous
If you got so much cheese where are the black distributors
And these record companies shake em down like mobsters
But impostors, like commercial locks are not rastas
Always fakin moves, never, makin moves
Asses shake, bottles pop, the government is breakin down
you fools, you work all week and give the devil back his loot
for jewels, and the steak on your plate is filled
with chemicals, still, brothers leave brothers
all battered and bruised, on the streets
Won't see snakes on my feet
The race is on, but I won't compete
In this competition, because I have a greater mission
I hope that you listen
Knowledge wisdom and understanding brings, long life
and health, think anything else and ya playin yaself

Chorus:
So all that Big Willie talk, hop, you're, playin yaself
And all those skin tight jeans hon you're playin yaself
And all that rah rah rah, you're, playin yaself
You're, playin yaself, you're, playin yaself
And all those hooker type wears baby you're playin yaself
And all that big gun talk money you're playin yaself
Everything all exposed you're, playin yaself
You're, playin yaself, you're, playin yaself
'I don't play'

Second that Bassey reference, glam-scammer, Euro-pimpin', cob butterin', Uzi-wee-dot.....Fine!!!

Are ya Happy??? Are ya REEALLLLLY HAPPY??!

Buy ya something leather.....but that's no joke, and there's no hidden message....you, and the cow, deserve it!

...oh yeah , and whatmonkey woman say, with such postcard pomp and utilization, wees all Hyt-No-Tize!

The Uzi thing was cool - so if I understand this correctly, the shooter was the guy by the wall who was tackled by like a dozen cops, about 20 seconds in, right?

Wild video.

As far as I can tell from the video, Reagan was gone not more than 5 seconds after the shooting. Protecting the President was very organized. But getting the wounded and the shooter out of there took time.

How do you like the Secret Service agent with the Uzi?