Here's a scenario for ya bobby...like, next world war shit?

3 first strike options:
conventional
nuclear
doomsday (biotech, other)

Uhh, fuck the entire planet being able to survive oblivion, how about, about a hundred mother-FUCKERS being able to survive underground just fine with all the food, pussy, and time until the shit blows over for everyone, and everything else.

Totally doable.

Talk about yer 'antichrist' scenario, and fuck yours, mine, and anyone elsers, Polytics, religion or lack thereof, this is something you may believe in.

It's the real doable shit that scares the funk outta me and should wake anyone else with a fucking clue, the motherfuck the FUCK UP!

Or I dunno, maybe I'm just some John the Baptist motherfucker, crying-out in the wilderness of complete imbeciles, myself, submiiter of embed, squirrels and dolphins, and and hater of chingy included??

Uhh, Johnny Cash would knock you out for suggesting such a thing-Country music has devolved from quaint cliche to flavor-of-the-weak artless poop maybe??

She can wet my bed ANYtime.

Uhh... wait...

Uhh ... *WTF

Uhh, if this is a surprise to anyone they have been under a rock for a decade. Cookies, really? What is this, 1997?

I love breasts because I like the way nipples feel in my mouth-Oh, and those brown, Asian, thumb-sized nipples?? The bestest! (cute, responsive pink ones are ok, too )

Oh and guys? Uhh, nipples are way better after they've nursed and weened at least once.

Yeah man, sorry @Ryjkyj if I riled yer tender sensibilities mate but her poor attention and timing does not necessitate my going to jail for injury to a child because yer an over-reacting mother and a worse fucking citizen. "Almost killed" inna...ahem, "SKATE PARK!" Kinna different than yer average, let the kids sit in the middle of the sandbox sorta place. Oh, and wear your safety gear, I hear the pavements' pretty hard when it comes-up fast.

Uhh, Mom's a dumb ass and over-reacted, skater 1, mom 0

Congrats on editing the first post to "not have me win" after declaring me the winner. And yes, despite your reversal of my victory, I still stated exactly what had obviously happened in this video, only to be verified by what the press release said. The only people who want to continue to say "nu uhh" are people who are denying the obvious (not unlike yourself).

She's got a way about her...Uhh, she spent a year in "limb salvage", best to not perhaps fuck with her and it's MISS Duckworth to you, Miss Robin Kelly from Illinois!!

No, in person! I have a power point to spend.

As for thumbnail, uhh. I don't remember. *thumbnail=?

*promote tutors for this gifted child

Uhh, complete sentences at four is a rarity in the United States, just to let you developmentally-disabled kids here in on a little secret....

Uhh, dude.....that chicks' on drugs.

No arekin, what you are watching is a standard hack journalism piece form an news org notorious for such tripe-"Poppy Harlow" here (pretentious and douchey female-reporter name), is attempting to infuse the story with some heart-wrenching emotionalism and grave tone..
It's a rape honey, cut to the sentencing segment as you spin the tale of these poor athletes with their lives ahead of them who double-teamed someone without her consent. Get a shot of the big, blubbering one there as his counsel consoles him!

Where's more Waldo in this unprofessional ballad of useless information about these douchebag rapists? They came from a troubled family...blah blah blah.."father a former alcoholic??"- Uhh, what the fuck does that even mean?!

Yet another time-filler offered-up from CNN, their standard fare, an over-dramatized example of developmental-disability in our distracted society. This is not journalism, is fucking Maury Povich and people throwing chairs at they baby-daddys.

Poppy, thank you for edifying us with that useless wind-session. Please get a job that assists in the evolution of the human condition...like on a crabbing boat in Nova Scotia!

uhh.. this.. isn't real, right..?

His profession is to think on the fly and do interviews. He has years of experience. This guy is sobbing about his dead brother. Cooper just asks questions as if he wasn't filled in on the story.
"uhh... so how deep is the hole?"
"and..uh how long did you hear him for?"

Jesus Christ give the guy a moment. Cut to something else.

"you obviously sound shaken up from this tragic event, our hopes and prayers are with you and your family"

CUT TO SOME OTHER SHIT. They have an entire room of guys ready to do anything on the fly with live tv.