laptops are glorious inventions sweetheart.
oh so before i left braums a bunch of working dudes came in for lunch, i went to refill my drink at the fountain and one came up beside me to also fill his drink, winked at me i turned a bit and totally got my fucking ass grabbed! bwhwhahaha!
getting groped at braums is the funny.

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
ah yes.. the Braums crowd. Hardly anything compared to the "McDonalds Crowd" or the "Dairy Queen Crowd".

I need both a massage and to be exfoliated.
How are you internetting?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
no i got some chickens instead
so lets prepare for the second wave of shits during my meeting with thr this afternoon
so the people at braums .... im fighting every urge to exfoliate them, and put them on a tredmill and make them do yoga because their muscles are short and tight and then massage them. then i want someone to cut their very very unhealthy hair.
i would make them drink gallons of water a day with me. i would take away their soda.
and they would not longer eat braums once a day. and looking at them wouldnt make me sad anymore.

</elitist>

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
yes then get biscuits and gravy and a dr pepper


In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
yes.
this is fucking terrible.
im right behind braums.
should i go shit in braums?
i think i have to.


In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
are you saying you want me to be your knight in shining armor?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
cari. i am stuck at the car shop getting my converter fixedid. i have to take the hugest poo ever.
my tummy hurts. come get me and take me home.

ah yes.. the Braums crowd. Hardly anything compared to the "McDonalds Crowd" or the "Dairy Queen Crowd".

I need both a massage and to be exfoliated.
How are you internetting?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
no i got some chickens instead
so lets prepare for the second wave of shits during my meeting with thr this afternoon
so the people at braums .... im fighting every urge to exfoliate them, and put them on a tredmill and make them do yoga because their muscles are short and tight and then massage them. then i want someone to cut their very very unhealthy hair.
i would make them drink gallons of water a day with me. i would take away their soda.
and they would not longer eat braums once a day. and looking at them wouldnt make me sad anymore.

</elitist>

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
yes then get biscuits and gravy and a dr pepper


In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
yes.
this is fucking terrible.
im right behind braums.
should i go shit in braums?
i think i have to.


In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
are you saying you want me to be your knight in shining armor?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
cari. i am stuck at the car shop getting my converter fixedid. i have to take the hugest poo ever.
my tummy hurts. come get me and take me home.

no i got some chickens instead
so lets prepare for the second wave of shits during my meeting with thr this afternoon
so the people at braums .... im fighting every urge to exfoliate them, and put them on a tredmill and make them do yoga because their muscles are short and tight and then massage them. then i want someone to cut their very very unhealthy hair.
i would make them drink gallons of water a day with me. i would take away their soda.
and they would not longer eat braums once a day. and looking at them wouldnt make me sad anymore.

</elitist>

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
yes then get biscuits and gravy and a dr pepper


In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
yes.
this is fucking terrible.
im right behind braums.
should i go shit in braums?
i think i have to.


In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
are you saying you want me to be your knight in shining armor?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
cari. i am stuck at the car shop getting my converter fixedid. i have to take the hugest poo ever.
my tummy hurts. come get me and take me home.

yes then get biscuits and gravy and a dr pepper


In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
yes.
this is fucking terrible.
im right behind braums.
should i go shit in braums?
i think i have to.


In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
are you saying you want me to be your knight in shining armor?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
cari. i am stuck at the car shop getting my converter fixedid. i have to take the hugest poo ever.
my tummy hurts. come get me and take me home.

yes.
this is fucking terrible.
im right behind braums.
should i go shit in braums?
i think i have to.


In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
are you saying you want me to be your knight in shining armor?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
cari. i am stuck at the car shop getting my converter fixedid. i have to take the hugest poo ever.
my tummy hurts. come get me and take me home.

are you saying you want me to be your knight in shining armor?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
cari. i am stuck at the car shop getting my converter fixedid. i have to take the hugest poo ever.
my tummy hurts. come get me and take me home.

cari. i am stuck at the car shop getting my converter fixedid. i have to take the hugest poo ever.
my tummy hurts. come get me and take me home.

Maybe we can play tummy sticks and make belly butter.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
I promise to stick my happy stick in your vertical smile.

I sincerely hope this is just an arrogant but otherwise capable ass, attempting to be cool, rather than an unfortunate cerebral palsy victim with a learning deficiency trying to mimic the cool kids. Maybe I'm just a softy, but watching this video has gave me a tummy ache.

But then keyboard cat comes in and suddenly... everything is ok.

>> ^aceofkidneys:
I WANT ONE!


Get a girl-friend, and she can rub your belly for you while you hold up your arms like a monkey.

ITS FUN.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Slow-Loris-loves-a-nice-tummy-rub-soooo-cute

>> ^carrot:
Yes, but in attempting to house train a dog, you don't really have to worry about the aforementioned toxic bite.


But the article says that the bite isn't particularly dangerous to humans. I mean, a dog bite can cause a lot freaking worse than "painful swelling".

>> ^evan:
>> ^vairetube:
i want one??

and mark their territory regularly with urinebr>

don't dogs do that...?

Your video, Slow Loris loves a nice tummy rub (soooo cute!), has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

>> ^vairetube:
i want one??


They're illegal to own in the US, have a toxic bite, and mark their territory regularly with urine ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slow_loris ). Not a great choice for a pet.

But this is freaking adorable, and the first thing I googled after watching it was "Where can I buy a pet Loris."