In reply to this comment by shuac:
"things to do in denver when your dead"

My dead what?


fixed ya bitch.
you ever seen it? its pretty awesome.
i was tryin to find the scene with treat williams and steve buscemi.
"your reputation far exceeds your skills" but i only found it buried in a much longer clip.

you tryin to troll me sexy thang?

Considering it's my submitted sift, I'd say it's the opposite, except I don't accuse anyone of trolling.

well aint you just the cutest!
but i think you may have me confused with someone else.

That would assume I know who you are to begin with.

my analogy is correct and you know it.
but this man has a right to say his piece and if you wish to use his second hand hearsay as a validation for your opinion,well then go right ahead but dont cry when someone tears your entire premise apart.

At no point did I say this guy's 'hearsay' (you spelled it correctly) was 100% Truth. HOWEVER this is not the first time or source I've heard/read that this is what the Secret Service agents thought of their bosses and they seem to match up. And I think on some level YOU know this guy's hitting it close to the mark. I can't imagine an imperious Hillary ever giving a shit about the 'hired help' and I can see Bubba stockpiling Twinkies in the Oval Office desk.

geez QM dont take it so personal.i was commenting on the video not attacking you for christ sakes.
why you getting all defensive-like?
this your brother in law or something?

Anyone who wants to get to something approaching the truth has to wade through liberal lies (and hearsay) all day long. Remember Bush saying of the Constitution, "It's just a goddamned piece of paper!" Except he didn't.

It's not like both sides don't enjoy a good "rumor", but EVERY election cycle do we have to hear from taxocrats about how evil Republicans are planning on "scrapping" Social Security and putting the elderly in camps?

>> ^quantumushroom:

If it was some dirtbag dishing about Palin you'd be on your knees like it was the fucking gospel.

>> ^enoch:
pol pot was reportedly the sweetest to his dogs.
he treated them like family.
i know this because my friends mothers cousins ex-boyfriends uncle knows a guy who sat next to pol pots valet on a plane.
so it must be true.

fuck me in the face with a chainsaw this was stupid.
this man is most certainly eia



you tryin to troll me sexy thang?
well aint you just the cutest!
but i think you may have me confused with someone else.

my analogy is correct and you know it.
but this man has a right to say his piece and if you wish to use his second hand hearsay as a validation for your opinion,well then go right ahead but dont cry when someone tears your entire premise apart.
why?
because its hearsay(am i spelling that right?) and innuendo..
thats why.

geez QM dont take it so personal.i was commenting on the video not attacking you for christ sakes.
why you getting all defensive-like?
this your brother in law or something?

(LYRICS)

(Chorus opening)

There I was havin’ a good hard shit for myself
After the parsnips,peas,cauliflower the lump o leek and de brussels sprout
All inside in me,dyin’ ta get out it was and shur what could i do i had to go
And i’m readin de oul sunday paper,as you do you never know what you might see like and I turn the page and theres this big fuckoff ad for Eminem live in the point depot, and who comes in de door only my little brother Matthew(matcho)
Runs in the the door sees the ad runs downstairs to mammy “Eh mammy mammy Eminems comin to de point depot,mammy mammy Eminem live at the point depot can i go mammy can i please please mammy can i go?” Bastard!
Mammy tells me to go an get tickets I go and get tickets, I’m standin’ outside HMV for 17 an a half fuckin’ hours,with nothin but a flask of turnip soup I had last sundaay and a fuckin’ sleepin bag...Frozen to my balls I was and muppets all round me screamin’ an roarin’ an shoutin’ ‘cleanin out dere closet,cleanin out dere closet’ langers on a half a bottle of fuckin’ smirnoff ice, but shur what can you do wit em?, dere muppets de whole lot of em’
Nonetheless dey move,I move, we all move, I finally get up to de counter
“Eh 2 tickets for Eminem” “Thats 50 euro per ticket and 4.50 bookin’ fee”
“Whats the bookin' fee for?? I booked nothin standin here for 17 1/2 fuckin hours, no credit card, no nothin. Fuckin MCD robbin bastards,robbin’ bastards de whole lot of em but I’ll tell you 1 thing, ye met yer match lads Ha Ha!

(Chorus)

Bus Eireann,deres another shower o right muppets altogether 20 euro a piece for myself an matthew....8 1/2 hours and I standin the whole fuckin way from Limerick to Dublin! When does it ever take 8 1/2 hours to go from Limerick to Dub..I’d fuckin’ swim to New York quicker! And It a broken down heap o shit an all it was and blated punctures and bumps,every bump was like a fuckin crater of a moon it was,
Nonetheless we finally get there had to queue outside de point depot for another 2 1/2 hours, half way through the queue some muppet feels my balls “Have you got a camera?” he says....Have I got a camera,I can’t stand the sight of the peroxide fuckers head an he’s askin me have I a camera?! I can’t take a shit,make a hang sangwich an de fuckers lookin’ back at me. I’m only up here for matcho you know!!
Jesus I get in I hadda queue for a burger ('cos Matthew wanted a burger) I hadda queue for a pint,I hadda queue for a piss! Everything,you can’t even make a phone call and some muppets on the line “Eh your call is important to us,please stay on the li….Fuck you ya bastard! Fuckin Eircom robbin bastards! Robbin bastards de whole lot of em,robbin de country blind, fuckin’ government don’t have a clue whats goin’ on in this country!
Nonetheless we’re pushin an we’re squeezin an shovin tryin to make it up to de front for Matcho (Hes only small hes only up to my arse,hes only six, like)...and of course I’m fartin de whole way up coz I couldn’t go to the toilet coz I couldn’t get inta de queue!! And his mouth was open an all and he’s dere “Ah Stan are we near the front yit Stan, Eh stan Are we near the front I can’t breathe stan eh... “We’re nearly dere now hold onto yourself boy!
We finally get there Hes all excited hes on my shoulders,I’m all excited coz hes all excited We came all dis way for you,just for you…..and you send out some black fella…..a big fat black fella an the back of his trousers down his arse. And him roarin into the microphone ‘Whos ur nigger,whos ur nigger ur niggers in da house, Jenny's on the block..” Well I’ll tell u one thing Jenny Suck my fuckin’ cock!!! We didn’t come all this way to see u or no one like u! Jez who are you? Nobody gives a shit about or no one else! We came here to see 1 man 1 man only, do me a favor will u?
GET OFF DA FUCKIN STAGE!!!!!!!

(Chorus)

Out you finally saunter with your vest wrapped round you good an tight,an oul hangy baggy pants on you and nonetheless an oul pair o nike runners on you
an you screamin into the microphone! how u were fucked in the arse when you were 5, Thats not my fuckin problem you know! We’ve all got issues we’ve all got problems,I’ve a wife that hates me,Ive a child that I love but shur what can we do about em? We don’t go rantin an ravin to the public about how fuckin brilliant we are, how our lives are all fucked up an I want to put my wife in a bodybag an drive her over the edge of a cliff. Well I’ll put you in my bodybag ya bastard! I’ll drive you over the edge of a bridge or a cliff or a mountain or somethin! Don’t go rantin an ravin with ur la de da de da bout your hoosit an wtsit in the world!! I have issues here in the world and I’ll tell u 1 ting!If I’m goin down I’m takin’ you with me coz ur nothin but an ape! And I’ll tell u somethin else,I’ll rip ur liver out thru yer arse! BASTARD!!!!

(Epilogue)

"Dear stan, you sad, sad little man....why do you think I should give a shit about you or your little brother Matthew, it's fuckin' apes like you that are making me a fortune, I'm worth a FORTUNE....I release an album, you buy the album, I release a single & you buy every single song off it, I mean why do you buy it twice...why why?? You queue for hours you buy tickets, I can't even get a passport leave my own country & the likes of you are still out there buying all my shit that I pump out...so what if I'm moanin' and groanin'?....I'm worth a fortune, I couldn't care less about you, anyone, no-one...I LOVE it...I'm worth so much money, it's SICK...I'm sick to my teeth with money...I'm loaded, I am loaded....I'm fuckin' LOOOOOOOAAAAAADDDEDDDDD!!!!"

(Chorus)

Maddow callin' out her own bosses for being corporate douchebags at 8:50. Hah.

see @quantumushroom mushface

That's the difference between ACTUAL journalism and a:

Political scheme to create the most popular, well-funded, one-sided PROPAGANDA MACHINE for the Power Elite who campaign as "conservative".

i.e.



;]
Don't melt your brains tryin' to explain this one out of existence.

who you tryin' to fool, fool? we all know it's you who posted this video

They see me rollin'. They hatin'. Tailgatin'
...and tryin' to catch me towin' fatty...

Zut alors, un Francais - sacre bleu! J'espere que tu as mange ton croissant deja aujourd-hui!

Phew! While I lived in Rennes for six months over ten years ago, writing French was never my strong point. I am well versed in French stereotypes, however. So be warned...

In reply to this comment by chicchorea:
While I am LMAO on the outside, I'm tryin' to find a barbie to hide under on the inside.

...oh, and I'm from France.
In reply to this comment by kymbos:
Thanks, Chicc - now tell me your nationality, so I can regale you with painful 80s stereotypes from your home country!

In reply to this comment by chicchorea:
It's a fair dinkum corker...Congratulations on your Ruby.

While I am LMAO on the outside, I'm tryin' to find a barbie to hide under on the inside.

...oh, and I'm from France.
In reply to this comment by kymbos:
Thanks, Chicc - now tell me your nationality, so I can regale you with painful 80s stereotypes from your home country!

In reply to this comment by chicchorea:
It's a fair dinkum corker...Congratulations on your Ruby.

Sifty, why you tryin' to fuck CrushBug? You should at least give him a gold star before you fuck him!

Translated lyrics from movits.se

Born in the 80′s
In the middle of it
Then I was just the child, or maybe the grandchild
Not at all interested in tomorrow
Reality, really?
Yeah, whatever
Back then it was Abbey Road, Plura and Rolling Stones
on the grammophone ’til the day I moved away from home
Now it’s Evert Taube, Dylan, Common and Wailing Souls
Wonder where the inspiration’s coming from
————–
They say I sound Oldskool baby
Like Frank and Sammy Davis
Sing in the rain like Gene Kelly
No, I just can’t believe what they say
but they tell me it was better way back in the days…
2x
—————-
Not the one to be strivin’ backwards
But black shoes after 6 PM
I bought sneaks for half of the money
the rest I put in the matress, savin up for a rainy day
No, if thats the way it’s supposed to be
Ain’t really got nothing between the sheets
Meanwhile the oldfolks dream ’bout Jerry Lee
Gamblin away their pension on lottery
The house catches fire – For example
Call the firedepartment – Call the police
Lawyers – Lord Jesus,
Just as long as I don’t miss the reruns
of The Man From Uncle
Garfunkel and Simon
I grew up on A-team, Airwolf and MacGyver
cause I’ve heard from the elders
that everything was better back in the days
even the weather
CHORUS
This is what we in Luleå call a James Brown Moment:
They call it a daydream, sayin it was different
But grandma, it’s allright
That I should grow up, cut my hair and get a job
and not tryin to be James Brown
But was it not the same,
For young mom and dad, when it happened,
Woodstock, back in the 70′s
or was it maybe 69′
im just wonderin’
if it wasn’t just really all the same?

okay , what the fuck.

I disable peer block and it allows me to watch this.

wtf is this video window trying to do to my computer ?


NO MORE ! no more I say !! this shits tryin to haxxor me.

When I had you to myself
I didn't want you around
Those pretty faces always made you
Stand out in a crowd

But someone picked you from the bunch
One glance was all it took
Now it's much too late for me
To take a second look

Oh baby, give me one more chance
(Show you that I love you)
Won't you please let me
(Back in your heart)

Oh darlin', I was blind to let you go
(Let you go baby)
But now since I see you in his arms
(I want you back)

Yes, I do now
(I want you back)
Ooh, ooh baby
(I want you back)

Ya, ya, ya, ya
(I want you back)
Na, na, na, na

Tryin' to live without your love
Is one long sleepless night
Let me show you girl
That I know wrong from right

Every street you walk on
I leave tear stains on the ground
Following the girl
I didn't even want around
Let me tell you now

Oh baby, all I need is one more chance
(Show you that I love you)
Won't you please let me
(Back in your heart)

Oh darlin', I was blind to let you go
(Let you go baby)
But now since I see you in his arms

All I want
All I need
All I want
All I need

Oh, just one more chance
To show you that I love you
Baby, baby, baby
Baby, baby, baby
(I want you back)

Forget what happened then
Let me live again

Oh baby, I was blind to let you go
But now since I see you in his arms
(I want you back)

Spare me of this cause
Gimme what I lost

Oh baby, I need one more chance, ha
I tell ya that I love you, baby, baby, baby
I want you back, I want you back
I want you back

Biker "Hey."

Moose "Sup?"

B "Just cruisin', gonna chill a bit."

M "Cool."

B "Cool."

M "Whoa... Dude, are those the new Avid X0 hydraulic brakes?"

B "Yeah, just got them off eBay. Tryin' 'em out."

M "Sweet. Oh shit, that was my mom bellowing, gotta bounce."

B "Seeya."

M "Peace."

These things were not the brainchild of Obama, and for you to imply they were is dishonest. If you want to talk about corruption, and Obama getting cozy with scanner CEO's, I'm down with that. My big problem with you is that you are either unwilling or unable to see these same corrupting market forces in your own ideology. Over the last few decades of deregulation and increased market influence over our politics, things have only gotten worse. Markets have proven that they are neither efficient or just, and they have zero to do with liberty.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Wut up, playa? Yo dawg, just wantin' to know wut up wit yo ass? You be tryin' to throw this tsa shiz back on Bush 100%, which I ain't defendin' that punk muthafucka, but dawg you do be knowin' that Obama got that Napolitano pussy on lock down.

Them dick slaps you be gettin' at the gate ain't muthafuckin' Bush, y'all. They be fucking Napolitano's shit up on your Bush, if you feel me. Shit. If she feels me. Know what I'm saying, dawg?

And you know that bitch ain't getting rid of them muthafuckin' nudy scans of your white ass, cracka muthafucka.