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dystopianfuturetoday (Member Profile)

blankfist says...

Wut up, playa? Yo dawg, just wantin' to know wut up wit yo ass? You be tryin' to throw this tsa shiz back on Bush 100%, which I ain't defendin' that punk muthafucka, but dawg you do be knowin' that Obama got that Napolitano pussy on lock down.

Them dick slaps you be gettin' at the gate ain't muthafuckin' Bush, y'all. They be fucking Napolitano's shit up on your Bush, if you feel me. Shit. If she feels me. Know what I'm saying, dawg?

And you know that bitch ain't getting rid of them muthafuckin' nudy scans of your white ass, cracka muthafucka.

Cat massaging a boob

gwiz665 says...

It's an important issue, dammit!
>> ^GenjiKilpatrick:

You're tryin' to argue against titties and it not gonna work.
You're sayin' you don't like breasts? Even gay dudes still admire 'em.
Moreover, what's wrong with women having power, as crummy a power as it is. [Yay you'll make more as a prostitute or pornstar if you're a girl! Win for you!]
Not to mention it's dumb to suggest something so trivial would lead to any real change in overall power.
[Considering males are the dominate class in every society except about.. two.]
That one moment of pretty cute beautiful sexy cheerfulness should bring you joy.
It's a tiny slice of bliss in a dreary world and there's no need for you to go all Buzz Killington about it for the sake of being contrary. = P

..wow. I never knew i felt that strongly.

Cat massaging a boob

GenjiKilpatrick says...

You're tryin' to argue against titties and it not gonna work.

You're sayin' you don't like breasts? Even gay dudes still admire 'em.

Moreover, what's wrong with women having power, as crummy a power as it is. [Yay you'll make more as a prostitute or pornstar if you're a girl! Win for you!]

Not to mention it's dumb to suggest something so trivial would lead to any real change in overall power.
[Considering males are the dominate class in every society except about.. two.]

That one moment of pretty cute beautiful sexy cheerfulness should bring you joy.

It's a tiny slice of bliss in a dreary world and there's no need for you to go all Buzz Killington about it for the sake of being contrary. = P


..wow. I never knew i felt that strongly.

"Weird Al" Yankovic reads Green Eggs & Ham

Les McCann - Compared To What - Montreux - 1969

Bloocut says...

The President, he's got his war
Folks don't know just what it's for
Nobody gives us rhyme or reason
Have one doubt, they call it treason
We're chicken-feathers, all without one nut. God damn it!
Tryin' to make it real — compared to what?

lucky760 (Member Profile)

You want my money? Alright... my DS?? FUCK YOU, COCKBALLS!!!

MarineGunrock says...

Small town? Really? Dallas's population density: 3,697.44/sq mi. Phoenix: 2,937.8/sq mi
Kaneohe? 5,320.7/sq mi. The entire island might as well be one big city. Secondly, how little does your dick have to be to just walk up to some thug that isn't even wielding a weapon and hand him your money because he asked for it?

>> ^GenjiKilpatrick:

Social context folks.
1. Not every crime is perpetrated by a violent thug.
Those kids obviously weren't even mature enough to know what the hell they were doing while tryin' to rob those pudgy gaming patrons.
2. THEY COULDN'T EVEN ROB CHUBBY GAMER KIDS!
They live in a fairly small, upper middle-class town.
That's why the only got slapped on the wrists.
Tho of course, your cure-all solution is a gun.
3. If you guys had it your way:
The store owner would have had been armed. Right.
..But the kids probably would have been armed too.
Since the little shits probably definitely would have known about the gun just like the panic button.
Congrats!
Now you have an Armed Dick Wagglin' Contest between two or more completely inept humans.
Who gonna shoot first?!
Oh, that's right.
You guys don't know..
Or care, because you're already off curing socialism with AKs.

>> ^quantumushroom:
Replace "panic button" with ".357" and this video would be about 10 seconds long.

>> ^chilaxe:
Carry a gun. Problem solved.

>> ^Samaelsmith:
That's because they are minors. Their identities must be protected because they are under 18 and therefore are innocent angels.


You want my money? Alright... my DS?? FUCK YOU, COCKBALLS!!!

quantumushroom says...

Social context folks.
1. Not every crime is perpetrated by a violent thug.


That is true, but this was one was, by cowards running in a pack (not one of which suggested what they were planning was stupid).

Those kids obviously weren't even mature enough to know what the hell they were doing while tryin' to rob those pudgy gaming patrons.

To us watching our screens with the full story explained, they were "just dumb kids". When you're being attacked, it's a little different. How were the victims to know if the vermin didn't have knives (a far deadlier weapon at close range).

2. THEY COULDN'T EVEN ROB CHUBBY GAMER KIDS!

I salute their incompetence, but that shouldn't soften any penalties.

They live in a fairly small, upper middle-class town.
That's why the only got slapped on the wrists.


Assuming you lean left, shouldn't that outrage you that these spoiled youths and their tax-loophole parents beat the system?

Tho of course, your cure-all solution is a gun.

Foe self-defense, it's hard to beat.

3. If you guys had it your way:

The store owner would have had been armed. Right.


That's his choice. I'd have preferred he be armed as probably would those Americans that protect their lives and property (usually without a shot being fired) over 2 million times a year.

..But the kids probably would have been armed too.

And they would have gone to prison for it.

Since the little shits probably definitely would have known about the gun just like the panic button.

Or they might have decided "maybe a Nitendo DS (sic) isn't worth getting shot over."


Congrats!
Now you have an Armed Dick Wagglin' Contest between two or more completely inept humans.
Who gonna shoot first?!

Oh, that's right.
You guys don't know..

Or care, because you're already off curing socialism with AKs.


All right, I think we're done here. It's your right to be a victim, just don't extend it to others.

You want my money? Alright... my DS?? FUCK YOU, COCKBALLS!!!

GenjiKilpatrick says...

Social context folks.
1. Not every crime is perpetrated by a violent thug.

Those kids obviously weren't even mature enough to know what the hell they were doing while tryin' to rob those pudgy gaming patrons.

2. THEY COULDN'T EVEN ROB CHUBBY GAMER KIDS!
They live in a fairly small, upper middle-class town.
That's why the only got slapped on the wrists.

Tho of course, your cure-all solution is a gun.
3. If you guys had it your way:

The store owner would have had been armed. Right.

..But the kids probably would have been armed too.
Since the little shits probably definitely would have known about the gun just like the panic button.

Congrats!
Now you have an Armed Dick Wagglin' Contest between two or more completely inept humans.
Who gonna shoot first?!

Oh, that's right.
You guys don't know..

Or care, because you're already off curing socialism with AKs.


>> ^quantumushroom:

Replace "panic button" with ".357" and this video would be about 10 seconds long.


>> ^chilaxe:

Carry a gun. Problem solved.


>> ^Samaelsmith:
That's because they are minors. Their identities must be protected because they are under 18 and therefore are innocent angels.

Julian Assange on the Afghanistan War Logs

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Eklek (Member Profile)

The trashiest music video ever

Leonard Cohen - The Future

EndAll says...

Give me back my broken night
my mirrored room, my secret life
it's lonely here,
there's no one left to torture

Give me absolute control
over every living soul
And lie beside me, baby,
that's an order!

Give me crack and anal sex
Take the only tree that's left
and stuff it up the hole
in your culture

Give me back the Berlin wall
give me Stalin and St Paul
I've seen the future, brother:
it is murder.

Things are going to slide, slide in all directions
Won't be nothing
Nothing you can measure anymore
The blizzard, the blizzard of the world
Has crossed the threshold
And it has overturned
The order of the soul

When they said REPENT, REPENT
I wonder what they meant
When they said REPENT, REPENT
I wonder what they meant
When they said REPENT, REPENT
I wonder what they meant.

You don't know me from the wind
You never will, you never did
I'm the little Jew
Who wrote the Bible

I've seen the nations rise and fall
I've heard their stories, heard them all
But love's the only engine of survival.

Your servant here, he has been told
to say it clear, to say it cold:
It's over, it ain't going any further.

And now the wheels of heaven stop
You feel the devil's riding crop
Get ready for the future:
it is murder.

When they said REPENT, REPENT
I wonder what they meant
When they said REPENT, REPENT
I wonder what they meant
When they said REPENT, REPENT
I wonder what they meant.

There'll be the breaking of the ancient Western code
Your private life will suddenly explode
There'll be phantoms
There'll be fires on the road
And a white man dancing..

You'll see a woman
Hanging upside down
Her features covered by her fallen gown
And all the lousy little poets
Coming round
Tryin' to sound like Charlie Manson
And the white man dancin'.

Give me back the Berlin wall
Give me Stalin and St Paul
Give me Christ
or give me Hiroshima
Destroy another fetus now
We don't like children anyhow
I've seen the future, baby:
it is murder.

Things are going to slide, slide in all directions
Won't be nothing
Nothing you can measure anymore
The blizzard, the blizzard of the world
Has crossed the threshold
And it has overturned
The order of the soul

When they said REPENT, REPENT ...



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