Not to toot my own horn, but I thought this was an amazing true adventure story, the likes of which no longer exist, from a time and profession long past, narrated expertly by a natural story teller and amazing adventurer.
Credit to my stepdad who suggested it.
Shameless self *promote

I don't know why you felt the fart would be the prominent feature of the video. To me, the title only promised the sort of interaction which might feel mortifying in the early passions of young love, but seen within the context of a mature, stable relationship. It may not play well in Hollywood, or apparently Videosift (AHEM SIR), but it's the kind of deep, strong relationship to which we should all aspire.

(having said that, I too have tooted)

*promote the memory of Toots Hibbert.

Gotta upvoted the Trump Train Truck/honey truck at 1:13. What better representation could there be for him besides an ugly old truck that's literally full of shit and tooting it's own horn?!

Your video, Oyster And Toot-A Bowl Company, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

It's kind of interesting how some vocal sounds are entirely nation-specific... given the way that she says 'toot', there's no nationality on earth she could be other than Swedish.

Very cool. I doubt many big boats would do this too frivolously, though, since the horn is used to signal to other boats: 1 or 2 to indicate direction, 3 for backing up, and 5 or more if you don't understand/agree.

This is probably why the skipper gave exactly 4 toots... unless I'm forgetting something in my attempt to show how clever I am.

(Actually, I think I am... there are no other boats around to signal to, so he's probably grand... I'll leave this here anyway... boy am I smart).

Snappin' my fingers for another snazzy jazzy birthday celebration Ornthoron. Your day to toot your horn man

Didn't, so thanks (never understood crack vs vs toot)

Just in case you didn't know, freebase is crack cocaine. The term freebasing is a direct reference to cocaine being in its base, non salt form. The only way to get high off of cocaine in its base form is to smoke it, therefore freebasing also refers to smoking cocaine.

Cocaine in its salt form (which he refers to as "toot" in this video) can be snorted, injected, swallowed, and shoved up the butt, because it is absorbed by the body as a salt.

Smoking crack gets you higher, quicker, but doesn't last as long. Hence why being a crack addict is so bad -- you're SUPER high right away but not for very long, so you have to constantly get a fix.

Mastering the musical arts
Enthralling, charming, beautiful farts
Prunes and beans - the musical fruit
Channeled through a powerful toot
Is this heaven or is it hell?
Easy to tell: just feel the smell

Bottom-line real shit for any brain-dead motherfucker out there who's still got Obama's back or is, 'tooting his horn', or wants a few minutes in the purple-room to suck his balls?:

He signs an executive order which reads that he can detain an American for any fucking reason, then, is authorized to disappear their ass to Guantanamo (still open), some bunker in Poland, or fuck, under the fucking White House if he just wants to rub salt in awound, and NO ONE, No judge, no family members, no entire state protesting, can do a mo-the-r fucking thing about it...

An evil, lying fuck-stick of a charlatan disguised as a leader, and anyone still drunk on the kool-aids' a complicit buffoon.

Why run to Russia and be prepared to keep on running?? Ask Snowden, or at the very least, listen to what he's fucking saying kids....

Fuuuuck people, read some fucking books!

In space, no one can hear you toot...

Car goes honk
Boat goes toot
Plane goes neeeeeeaaaaaarrrrroooww
and brakes go squeak.

But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does the HULK say?

SMASH-A-SMASH-A-SMASHSMASH