>> ^kurtdh:

Very funny stuff. Completely wrong though. The sun is never going to explode, it's too small. It will, however, eventually become a red giant, completely engulfing earth in the process. I guess that's why he's a comedian and not an astrophysicist


Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes that I'm sure all (successful) comedians live by...
"Never let the truth get in the way of a good story."

>> ^kurtdh:

Very funny stuff. Completely wrong though. The sun is never going to explode, it's too small. It will, however, eventually become a red giant, completely engulfing earth in the process. I guess that's why he's a comedian and not an astrophysicist


Well I think that's what he meant by "explode". "Expand" I guess is the same thing when you're talking about how a star envelopes and vaporizes your mother planet.

Very funny stuff. Completely wrong though. The sun is never going to explode, it's too small. It will, however, eventually become a red giant, completely engulfing earth in the process. I guess that's why he's a comedian and not an astrophysicist

Maze was too small for the rat!

There's nothing funnier than a cat with a box that's too small for it to sit in. It won't stop it trying.

Stossel's intro boils down to: If green energy was economically feasible, wouldn't it just happen? Without needing to take goverment money?

But it's okay to take government money and give it to the oil companies... Fukcin bought and paid for, I swear.

And the other twit is basically arguing that it's too hard, and any contribution is too small to matter, so why bother. So much for the vaunted American can-do attitude, huh? A perfectly matched pair here...losers (ethically and morally), both of them, sucking up money from the corporate interests instead of even trying to make a change for the better.

>> ^Arkaium:

Much like obese people, this guy must have had numerous opportunities in front of a mirror to see that he not only did not look very good anymore, but that he was getting close to bursting.
Must be some form of body dysmorphia to let it go that far. His arms look jokingly disproportionate to the rest of him.


Much like anorexia I'm sure this person stood in front of the mirror and either thought something disgusting looked good or deluded himself into thinking he was too small. I'm starting to believe that improving oneself in ways like this comes from certain neurological disorders...perhaps from living in a society that constantly tells you it's never enough.

Verse 1:
Hey there Keanu
It's about time that someone said it
But your picture makes us feel sad
God I hope that you read Reddit
Yes I do
Cause all my posts are just for you
I swear it's true

Verse 2:
Hey there Keanu
Don't you worry about the pigeons
Have your lunch alone in sorrow
Boy that sandwich looks delicious
Close your eyes
Pictures of you are no surprise
This karma's nice

Chorus:
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's Reddit sympathy
'Whoa' is what you say to me
'Whoa' is what you say to me
It's what you say to me

Verse 3:
Hey there Keanu
I know times have been real hard
But with some upvotes from my friends
We'll steer that bus between the cars
We'll have it good
You know kung fu it's understood
I just got wood

Verse 4:
Hey there Keanu
My photoshop skills have no limits
If all the shops with cats I did of you
Would help to lift your spirits
I'd shop it all
I'd even shop you with Ron Paul
That park's too small

Chorus:
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's Reddit sympathy
'Whoa' is what you say to me
'Whoa' is what you say to me
It's what you say to me

Bridge:
You give so much with all your heart
Some motorbikes just for a start
But I'd work with you for very little pay
We don't need to stop this bus
There is no spoon what's all the fuss
And Mountain breeze is such a trippy name
Keanu I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The Reddit memes will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Verse 5:
Hey there Keanu
Eat your lunch and don't you miss me
One more week and we'll be done with you
Please don't think that we're unhappy but it's true
Circlejerk won't know what's left to do
I can't imagine someone new
Hey there Keanu here's to you
This one's for you

Chorus:
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's Reddit sympathy
'Whoa' is what you say to me
'Whoa' is what you say to me
It's what you say to me

>> ^alizarin:

The dog broke free of the chain off camera and was charging the officer so they decided to put it down.
The only reason I can think of why this would be necessary after on the catch poll is if they don't have an animal control dept.
Judging by Wikipedia and satellite view of the town and a search of the city website.... they might be too small to have an animal control department.


From the article, "Howell testified that the dog growled as he tried to load it into a truck, that it later broke free from a chain tied to the vehicle and eventually charged as he tried to capture it with a six-foot catchpole."

Except, watching the video is proof of some exaggeration in his statements. At time 4:39 the dog moves off camera, and Howell follows it with the catchpole. Less than ten seconds later Howell manages to slip the catchpole over the dog's head and secure it. The dog immediately flips out, coming back onto camera with the chain still attached (until it visibly flies off at the end of his tether). The dog continuously tries to escape, alternating between blindly running, and turning to bite at the thing around its neck. There's about thirty seconds of this before the dog seems to give up, and stands still. And then, it gets shot.

So, the dog broke off the chain only as a direct result of having been noosed by the officers. She never charged directly at the officers, and she was shot only when she was visibly no longer resisting. This is quite a different picture from the impression the article gives, that the dog slipped the chain and was charging the officers when it was shot. If it had happened as they said, I'd have felt that it was unfortunate, but justifiable. But this? There had to be options left to them before shooting someone's dog to death.

The dog broke free of the chain off camera and was charging the officer so they decided to put it down.

The only reason I can think of why this would be necessary after on the catch poll is if they don't have an animal control dept.

Judging by Wikipedia and satellite view of the town and a search of the city website.... they might be too small to have an animal control department.

>> ^kronosposeidon:

I can't believe I fixed this thing.


You could have done a better job...

Sorry...had too

I'm a big fan of Kubrick and count him among the great masters (like Fellini, Bergman, and Polansky).

I remember watching this film late at night on cable as a kid... and how it transformed my mind.








Adrian Lyne's "Jacob's Ladder," too!

MrFisk's heart: three sizes too small

DAMN ICELAND YOU TOO SMALL?

Is it too big or too small?